Life Rabbles

22/05/2024

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13/05/2024

Monday Morning Motivation

I don't have what to motivate you on ooo

But whatever circumstances you are facing endeavor to eat first. E get why.
A hungry man is an angry man.

I don talk finish



Handler: Chidimma Adams

11/05/2024

As promised.

The movie COCO is a block burster and made an emotional mess of me. It's a fast pace movie so it's advisable you watch with rapt attention.

I loved it, the story line is tight and the animation is topnotch. I loved the vibrant colors.

Its a fantastic animation movie that I will recommend for the whole family. My kids and I had fun watching it, we laughed several times, we were almost brought to tears at other times and we awwed too.

At long last it ended in a happy way. I love happy endings. Well I won't be a spoiler by telling the story. Get a hold of the movie and watch it yourself. Trust me it's worth it.

That said; don't forget to buy my book 'Somadimma The Brave' on Amazon.
Go to the Amazon site at your location. Type in the book title and buy either the paperback or the e-book. You can even read it free on Kindle unlimited.

Thanks for your time and 😴💤 good night

Handler: Chidimma Adams

10/05/2024

TGIF-- THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!!!

What are you doing tonight for fun eh?

As for me and mine we are preparing to watch the animation movie COCO.

What's your take on the movie? Movie time is 7:30pm. I am definitely going to gist you about it tomorrow.

I hope it's worth our time, as the kids are so excited about it. Here is to keeping my fingers crossed🤞🍿🍿🍿



Don't forget to buy my book SOMADIMMA THE BRAVE at your Amazon online stores. It's a book you will forever fall in love with.

Handler: Chidimma Adams

10/05/2024

Sha this life no balance at all 😭

I was at the junction this morning waiting for vehicle to move me from Obada to LAFENWA. As per fuel scarcity; there are hardly any vehicles on the road. As per big girl at first I was selecting only fine taxis but I noticed most of them are filled up😥

Okay no problem o, I downgraded to waving down any available vehicle so I can meet with my appointment but it's like they all ganged up to frustrate me. Issorite na.🫤😞

Soon a danfo from Lagos was passing through and me I was getting desperate o, after standing at the junction for close to 45 minutes and no empty vehicle.

The conductor on the danfo was calling LAFENWA, LAFENWA. I waved the danfo to stop Sha, but it's like dey didn't see me on time and they moved quite a distance before stopping.

I sha jogged to go catch up with them before they change their mind. When I got to the danfo, the conductor was asking some passengers to adjust, that was when he realized there was no space for me after all the jogging. 'Excuse me sir what do you mean no space' I blasted in frustration.

That's how conductor climb back to his danfo without any word, not even an apology and dey zoomed off leaving me perplexed 😕😟😭

Chai I no fit cry, na so I carry myself waka go look for another vehicle, after the running and sweating like Christmas goat e pain me o, on top of that no apologies. chai uwamo, Uwa wu pawpaw mehn.😭🥹

Handler: Chidimma Adams

10/05/2024

Today at the call centre , I got a call from a woman who was so rude, angry and annoyed with herself and the world
I tried my best to help her resolve her query as much as possible but she still wasn't pleased and left still feeling angry
Another woman called immediately and just the sound of her voice was so soothing she started by saying hi and asking how my day is going, which I replied to with a smile and also tried to know how she was doing before we got to the business of the day. That was when I realised that this sweet lady was registered blind. She can only use her mobile through voice prompts. I assisted her with her query and in between she was so sweet and left feeling happy with my resolution and leaving me feeling happy and smiling ready for another call
It dawned on me then that some of us have it all going for us and we are still not happy, there are also people who will always remain bitter even if they have the whole world, however there are others who find joy in the little things of life. No matter the situation or what they're passing through they still maintain a positive attitude and always light up the world with their presence.
Take a deep breath and ask yourself whom amongst these two women are you?

Chronicles of a contact centre agent 😊

09/05/2024

Patience they say is a virtue. The patient dogs they also say eats the fattest bone. What say you YAY or NAY and tell us why🤔

Handler: Chidimma Adams

09/05/2024

😁🤣🤣🤣🤣. You go explain tire no evidence.

Handler: Chidimma Adams

09/05/2024

Fact!! What do you think about entreneurship. YAY or NAY.

Handler. Chidimma Adams

09/05/2024

Don't laugh alone, pls share

I came from a family that loves beans😌We love beans so much that we can eat it🙈morning afternoon and night.😁😁

My dad was a police officer, he told me how he almost missed a promotion exams, bcos of beans.😍😅

One day, I prepared to travel to the East. The night before the journey from Lagos, I ate more than enough beans.😍😌

I boarded a fully air conditioned Hummer bus very early in the morning from Agege bus stop.🥴

We commenced the journey like every other good people,😊
no wahala.🥰

We stopped at Ore to eat, 😋
the driver was selfish to drop us at a place where food was very costly.☹️
Apparently😏because the drivers are normally given free package when they bring clients to them.😒

I had to buy things outside the fast food,🤨
I bought egg roll, suya and groundnuts.🙈😋😋

They were all bad combinations,😁
coupled with a glass of palm wine which I used to es**rt all the things I bought down my system.🙈😅😅

After eating, we continued the journey.😌
We didn't go for 15 minutes when a serious protest in my stomach began.😳🥺🥺 The reaction was worst than anything y can imagine🥺🤨

I was afraid and shy to notify the driver to stop the vehicle so I could go and ease my self because of other passengers.😩😩

At that time a man was preaching in the bus with anger as if he was doing it against his will.😒😒
All his preaching was about hell fire, hell fire.🤨

But the tension was unbearable,🤦‍♂️
I thought to myself which hell fire will be worst than what I was going through.🥺🥺

I started sweating profusely even under the heavy air condition in the bus I threw caution to the wind and shouted to the driver: "Oga abeg look for somewhere and park, I wan s**t!😩🥺

The Edo driver shouted at me: "your father..☹️come force me to stop na, you nor see toilet for Ore? "🙄😬

Every passenger in the bus was on me, some abusing my ancestors🤦‍♂️ some my father while the rest abused my village..🥺
Even the preacher was angry with me.😒
They ask why I didn't do it when we stopped to eat at Ore but I was not discouraged, I shouted again at the driver to stop and he said:" my friend s**t am there."😏☹️

My younger brother, victor who was in the bus with me whispered to me, he said: "bros, things like this you convert it to mess, so you can get some relief without causing any harm"😉😉

Based on my condition,😟i bought the idea immediately.🙈😋

So when the tension became unbearable,😁 I raised my bombom as if I was adjusting my sitting pattern, i released the first silent but deadly mess, pheeewww shhhhhhhhh.😌


Jesus Christ!😳it was the worst thing I ever perceived in the past 18 years.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

The mess was like a gas bomb, highly choking.🥴
The air condition didn't help matters as it amplified and spread the message around to every part of the vehicle..😁😁

The man sitting next to me by the right who was eating chicken looked at me, he looked at my brother, he smelt his chicken and said: " it looks like something is sparking in this vehicle, or is it my chicken that is smelling like this? 😳🤨??

These fast food people can kill person o"
I shook my head and said: honestly,😏people are wicked, better stop buying chicken there."😒
The man said: "You are right."😟
He threw it away😌
But my stomach was not okay yet, I released the second mess concurrently in a double progression, it was like biological weapon.😁😅

A little child that was breast feeding on her mother's breast while sleeping screamed with terrifying fear as if she was chased by a dreaded Ogoni masquerade in her dream, 😅😅her mother was shouting:" blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus."😳😟

Two passengers behind me started accusing each other of being responsible, non of them remembered me.🙈😋😋

Even the few flies that were inside the bus were flying zig zag like drunken creatures.😂😂

Few seconds later the bus was like a mad house with quarrels amongst passengers.😌😁
They abused themselves with their different languages.😌
When I released the third one, I started getting some relief,😉 but like a spell there was total silence.🥱

The preacher started shouting: "I can see there is a fowl spirit in this bus,😡😡 if you know you are here trying to do the mandate of the devil, confess now or I will invoke fire from heaven."😬😬
I didn't mind him because I was saving my life,🥱
so I released the fourth one,😁he started shouting: "Every contrary spirit that has been mandated to kill us in this bus, what are you waiting for? Die by fire, die die die."😬😬😡
It was as if the more I released the mess, the more it formed again, so I released another deadly one.🙈😂😂
The preacher kept quiet and slowly sat down as if he was given a spiritual slap for trying to touch the anointing of the lord, he kept murmuring silently :" blood of Jesus." with tears streaming down his eyes like some who was slicing onions. 😥😢
The driver suddenly held a sharp break and said:
"wey dat man wen wan s**t?🤔
I beg come go s**t before you kill all my passengers😂

COPIED

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Thanks for the patronage

Handler: Chidimma Adams

08/05/2024

If you used this bottle u don old o. U supposed don born 24 children 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Get my book on

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Handler: Chidimma Adams

08/05/2024

When I smile like this after being wronged. Just expect an epic clap back. Flee to the hills if you can 😁🤣🤣

Handler; Chidimma Adams

08/05/2024

This is for the men who believe in 100% wife material before marriage. 😁😆😆🤣

08/05/2024

Nna eh, hunger dey o 😳🤔 just imagining the fart this will produce🤣🤣🤣

Handler: Chidimma Adams

08/05/2024

If na naija now dey will film it inside river Niger. 🤪😁😆😆😆🤣🤣

Handler Chidimma Adams

08/05/2024

After getting what you prayed for...Ask for discipline to keep it & wisdom to multiply it.
Life is indeed deep

Handler Chidimma Adams

03/05/2024

A 19year old Pakistani girl Ayesha Rashan, suffered from heart dysfunction and was admitted to a Chennai MGM hospital. Where she received a heart transplant free of charge from Aishwariya foundation on January of this year. Her donor was a 69 year old brain dead man from Delhi.
Thankfully the surgery was successful. That should be a relief right? A happy ending.

However some people in Pakistan weren't happy. Her donor was a Hindi while she was a Muslim.

They claimed the heart was a Hindi heart that had bowed down to Hindi idols and therefore was contaminated and not fit for a Muslim. They said she had sinned and should have accepted her death head on instead of taking a Hindi heart.

My question is this how does one tell the difference between a Hindu heart, a Muslim heart, a Christian heart, a Buddhist heart, a Jewish heart, a Taoist heart etc

We all should remember before we belong to a religious group, we are first humans. That should be our first calling. To do the human thing of simply caring

28/04/2024

When the Titanic sank, two men were onboard.

One of them was John Jacob Astor IV. He was a billionaire with the money in his name being enough to build 30 Titanic's!!!

The other was Isidor Straus he was the owner of the largest American departmental store, Macy's.

But shockingly when John Jacob was offered a spot on one of the few lifeboats. He refused to take it. Instead he gave it up for two kids, saying he couldn't bear to live when there were kids dying all around him.

The other man Isidor Straus and his wife Ida Straus also gave up their spots. Saying he couldn't save his life first before other people. Choosing instead to die with each other.

Most people with the wealth and Fame possessed by these individuals wouldn't dream of that. They'd rather feel entitled, important and higher than their fellow men and will prove it at any slightest opportunity.

They choose moral principles and values even at the face of death. Something one would have thought was lacking in human nature.

In every situation strive to choose to the right thing.

25/04/2024

Boundaries are important in life

24/04/2024

It's fight time. MAN vs BEAST. The match did not turn out the way you may have expected though. It goes a long way to prove that:
The strongest doesn't always win
The smartest doesn't always win
Advanced technology doesn't always win either.
Sometimes.
The weakest wins
Those who have more to loose wins
Those who are backed into a corner wins
Sometimes
NATURE WINS

20/04/2024

What's one funny historical fact you know. Drop yours in the comments section

20/04/2024

WE HAVE BROKEN THE RECORD!!
Congratulations Tunde Onakoya
This is a reminder that your dream.is Valid.

18/04/2024

18/04/2024

24 hours !!!! I'm rooting for you Tunde!

18/04/2024

Another day to wonder 🤔🤔

17/04/2024

Being Proactive is trying to work out your schedules and plan your life goals to be achievable
Don't just set goals, write it down ,plan how to achieve it

17/04/2024

I do this a lot
Sometimes I wonder if I'm a social butterfly or anti social because I switch between the both alot
One minute I wanna hang out, party, and have a good time and the other minute I just wanna lock myself up in my room with junk food and TV and shut the world out...

17/04/2024

Sometimes if you want some things to stop you have to confront it
You can't keep ignoring things always and allow it to slide
Some things need to be put in their place for it to end.
I think another name for it is called..hmmmm
Yes! Taking the bull by the horns
Good Morning Lovelies 😘

16/04/2024

In some children hospitals, the staff put on a funny looking vest that can contain six babies each. In the event of a fire they are expected to fill these vest with babies and evacuate the building.

It looks like this.

I think this is a correct example of being prepared to save lives. What do you think.