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06/24/2022

Nation’s fetuses horrified by 6-3 SCOTUS ruling that could derail their plans for future abortions.

02/24/2022

Kabul, Afghanistan- Taliban Fighters,
Fresh Off Windfall Reception of $85Billion In American Military Equipment, Begin Long Trek Towards Kiev To Defend Human Liberty.

Should they take toll roads they could shave up to 1 hour off trip time.

02/22/2022

Washington DC- Biden debuts new oversized podium in effort to confuse Putin.

08/09/2021

Rio De Janero- In a time of just over 5 years flat, Australian Marathoner survives extreme fatigue to finally close the 2016 Olympic Games. Doctors say that Devon Williams survived 3 Covid infections in the final leg alone.

06/20/2021

This Week-
Woman takes time from her day to cheer up a confused elderly man.

10/31/2020

Nassau, The Bahamas- Connery family representatives confirm that the former 007 star asked that no new James Bond characters be cast until the next administration. 

10/23/2020

Washington D.C.- Electoral College plan to weigh each voter still raising concerns with Constitutional Scholars and Nutritionists.

10/18/2019

Right handed middle reliever Dustin Southpaw released by Milwaukee Brewers after a long confusing career.

08/01/2019

Debate Wrap Up- Tulsi Gabbard Pant Suit Wins 2nd DNC Debate Against Group Of Ugly Weirdos

06/04/2019

Short Order Cook Admits ‘Not Even Caring Anymore If He’ll Ever Win A Michelin Star; Taking ‘Wait And See ‘Approach At This Point’

05/17/2019

Week In Review: Nation Bids Farewell To Tim Conway, Doris Day, Cast of Family Ties.

10/25/2018

Caravan Update: Democrat Lawmakers Strongly Criticize Trump Deployment Of Rick, Daryl, and Carol to Southern Border.

03/27/2018

Washington- Latest Trump Accuser Looks Super Familiar

03/22/2018

Cambridge- Doctors Announce That Stephen Hawking Continues To Be In Grave Condition Following His March 14th Death.

03/22/2018

Grand Rapids MI - City Councilman Strikes Perfect Tone In Resolution To Ban Global S*x Trade For 3rd Straight Year.

02/09/2018

Scientists: New Study Shows That Dinosaurs Never Truly Appreciated The Good Times

08/09/2017

Stop Sign Not Making Any Excuses; Its Been A Tough Start To August.

05/09/2017

Breaking: Former FBI Director James Comey Hired By Surging West Virginia Coal Company

11/08/2016

Breaking News: Election Day Shock; Comey Announces 1.4 Million New Emails Found In Chelsea's Sock Drawer.

09/10/2016

Aleppo assessing damage after gaffing question: 'What is Gary Johnson?'

09/07/2016

Entertainment: New P***y Themed Band Slow To Resonate With Humans

08/25/2016

In retrospect, what a bargain...

NewsWire- Clinton Foundation Buys Clinton Global Initiative For $125m.

08/24/2016

Business: World's construction companies reconsidering practice of building things out of rubble.

08/23/2016

Update: Today In Horror

08/23/2016

Sports: Embattled Lochte Loses All Endorsements Save For Massengill Vinegar And Water Natural Do**he.

08/22/2016

From the Huma Archive...

http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/06/hillary-clinton-spending-4-hours-day.html?m=1

08/21/2016

Archive Saturday...

http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2012/10/secy-state-clinton-takes-full.html?m=0

08/17/2016

California drivers admit that sign 'Nailed It' for once.

07/30/2016

Economy: Following Decades Of Anti-Cow Policies, Livestock Leaving Cities In Droves

07/30/2016

Travel: Local Cactus Turns Back For One Fu***ng Second And Misses View Of A Lifetime.