23/07/2024
"Hey, you said, if we get some punk kid take a few pop-shots at me - my run to the White House is a sure thing"! You guys are morons - have you seen how well Kamala Harris is doing in just 24hrs? She's razed $81.7 million and now she has all the black voters I wanted shot four summers ago and all the women I said can't have abortions, rooting for her"! Can we bring that kid back to take pop-shots at her"? Sorry Siri; the secret service on roof two; unfortunately, didn't get the memo, Officer (.44) Callaghan, dispatched the kid with a single bullet to the head - it was a magic shot- Siri"! "We'll have to get SS Callaghan to the White House for a shinny medal early next year". "Hell I promised the kid a signed MAGA cap"! It's okay, his mother said she would be happy to receive the cap on his behalf" - no worries there! "Okay, so what are we going to do with Kamala"? "The B team came up with kidnapping, but I think the A team has the answer - Siri". To be continued.......