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23/01/2025

Kounde in the building

26/12/2024

Throwback pics of your celebrity, Life is a journey don't give up on ur HUSTLE ✌️

18/11/2024

😱😱A Man and his Wife quarrelled. After the F!ght, the Wife went into the Bedroom. A few Minutes later, the Husband also trooped into the Bedroom only to find the Wife busy packing her Suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my Mother"....The Man paused for a while, and also got his Big Brown Pure Leather Suitcase and started packing his Clothes. The angry Wife stared at him, and said "You are Packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my Mother!" The Wife replied, "To your Mother???!! And what about the 6 Children?! Who is going to look after them?" The Man replied, "You are going to your Mother! I'm going to my Mother. The 6 Children should also go to their Mother!!* Equation Balanced. 😄 Both of them quickly sat down, and settled their Marital Issues. You are Smiling, abi..... 😊 😊 You also put a Smile on Someone's Face by Sharing this on your Wall.,. Thanks 😴 *We should celebrate Women everyday,and appreciate our men too.
The men should Love their wives and enjoy peace

18/11/2024

A Man and his Wife quarrelled. After the F!ght, the Wife went into the Bedroom. A few Minutes later, the Husband also trooped into the Bedroom only to find the Wife busy packing her Suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my Mother"....The Man paused for a while, and also got his Big Brown Pure Leather Suitcase and started packing his Clothes. The angry Wife stared at him, and said "You are Packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my Mother!" The Wife replied, "To your Mother???!! And what about the 6 Children?! Who is going to look after them?" The Man replied, "You are going to your Mother! I'm going to my Mother. The 6 Children should also go to their Mother!!* Equation Balanced. 😄 Both of them quickly sat down, and settled their Marital Issues. You are Smiling, abi..... 😊 😊 You also put a Smile on Someone's Face by Sharing this on your Wall.,. Thanks 😴 *We should celebrate Women everyday,and appreciate our men too.
The men should Love their wives and enjoy peace

15/11/2024

May this Friday bring you spiritual growth and happiness😇

12/11/2024

With Alkali Ali Abba – I just got recognised as one of their top fans! 🎉

06/11/2024

05/11/2024

‼️‼️Borno State‼️
It is regrettable and inconsiderate to pay civil servants 8000 Naira, contradicting the administration's touted minimum wage policy. My advice to these underpaid workers is to remain patient, as no situation persists indefinitely. Providence will ultimately intervene.

03/11/2024

With Sabinus – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

02/11/2024

Prayer is the solution 🍂

01/11/2024

Achieving success is not a comfortable process.💨

30/10/2024

🔴🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo was initially ordered to train away from the first team at Man United by Erik ten Hag…

…but when he tried to enter the dressing room and retrieve a pair of his trainers, he was told by staff he wasn't allowed in, reveals ESPN! 👀

“The stand-off only ended when Ronaldo enlisted an academy player to go into the dressing room for him, with a number of senior players viewing the blanket ban as an unnecessary humiliation”.

30/10/2024

EBube🤣🤣🤣English nah ur mate

29/10/2024

𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝?