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28/01/2024

PEREKISI TSA MONA MO KE TENG LI TALA JOALOKA ROBOCOP

28/01/2024

Mosali'aka o sebetsa Limpopo koana

Kajeno ke birthday ea ngoana rona

Happy birthday boy boy

28/01/2024

🧑‍🦲: Bbe koae eaka e ea u khotsofatsa?

🙍: Yes beibi, ena ea hau e shap, tse kholo li utloisa bohloko

Ebe ho ntso thoe blah blah stop domestic violence

28/01/2024

LEKUNUTU LA MAJITA

Cheri e mpe e jooa ka condom

Hauka bona ba u ja ka condom u tsebe u mobe hofeta security la mmaeneng 🤞

Rona majita re na le molao o sa ngoloang o reng cheri e ntle e jooa lefate

28/01/2024

KE KHAOLELITSE MONNA EMONG A NTSA JA EMONG KOMPONENG

Mehlolo e etsoang ke banna mona mmaeneng mo rona re sebetsang re khola haholo empa resa sebetse ka thata joaloka matichere a Quthing.

Ne ke itlhaela skompolasi koana ke tsoa ts'eha monna emong oa Mohalesuku a jooeng fono le mokholo kaofela ke ma-yellowbone.

Ha ke fihla komponeng ke ea ke lebile monyako oaka kutloa "khilik haecona monna etsa u bone h**e lenna kea u ja monna honeng u nja" kabe se ke nyarela festereng.

Ha ke hlaha ke fumana h**e hell batho bana ke batho ba baholo eene ba fufuletsoe ho betsoa mataese joale matala enoa oa Leribe o emeletse enoa oa Thaba-Tseka o mo ja ho ea koana le koana.

Ka kena ka fihla ka seta ka R100 ba e ja ka tsamaea ka lo ithoballa, plus mantsibua kea theohela.

*LIKHOMO*

27/01/2024

🧑‍🦳: Lebenya ke kopa R5

🧑‍🦲: Hakena eona

🤼🤼🤼

🧑‍🦳: Lebenya mphe R5 hle ke eno e ntse lla

🧑‍🦲: E llela uena? U mmaeona?

25/01/2024

BAPATSA LE RONA HONTLOHA KA BONYANE

R15 letsatsi
R40 beke
R70 khoeli

Mpesa eaka ke 59433332 mabitso ke Fobane

U AKHELA MPESA, HA U QETA U NKETSETSE INBOX KAPA WHATSAPP U MPHE PAPATSO EA HAU

25/01/2024

RUSTENBURG HASE GAUTENG

KE NORTHWEST

25/01/2024

LEKUNUTU LE LEHOLO LA LILAPHALAPHA LE HLAHA PEPENENENG

Hantle Lilaphalapha nna le eena hona le lekunutu la khale leo re neng re lumellane kah**e reskebe ra le nts'a hohang empa kannete o tla nts'oarela, kea li nts'a today.

Hona le naha e bitsoang Nepal kae kae Asia mane joale nthoe etsahalang kore banna ba mono leha ba muloa kapa ba utloa bohloko bofe kapa bofe ha ba lle hohang, ba lla ha ba tsohetsoe feela.

Joale naheng eno monna ha a qala a lla feela mosali oa hae kapa mosali ofe feela a haufinyane o mo fa kuku kapele ka potlako; ho pheloa joalo.

Joale ke ha re se re palama nonyana ts'epe le Lilaphalapha re ea mono hell atsea ne re lle ho tloha airport ho a fihla hoteleng e ne re lula ho eona.

Hoseng ne re ja ha re qeta ho ja re noa li cobra ebe re tsoela kantle re a lla hell nebe re polenne ho a lula selemo empa ne re nke 2 months feela ra khutla.

Re otile blind empa re lakatsa ntho tse ling eseng cuthu chesas 🙊

*LIKHOMO*

25/01/2024

Ua hopola h**e na u jele lisemba tse bolutu joang u chonne?

Ema ka maoto u lo tlola meqomo Gauteng koana kapa u ee Kappa kapa Eastern Cape kapa u tle Durban mona u tlo sebeletsa h**e le uena u ko je lisemba tse itseng sembi lemong sena ✊

25/01/2024

HA RE EENG RE LO SAPHA FORM 5

LITABA TSE MONATE MAHOBONG

Ngoliso e butsoe bakeng la supplementary and extra classes for LGCSE,ho fumamana linthla ka botlalo etela leqephe la bona la Facebook Bright future tutorials and supplementary centre ka letsa/WhatsApp 57042576

Bright Future Tutorials and Supplementary Centre

25/01/2024

👸: Lebenya u tsubile matekoane?

👷: No

👸: Joale u isa TV kae?

👷: Ke lo sendela Sphamola uzalo 🚶

24/01/2024

Batho bana beo ke phelang le bona ba nshanotsa leha ke khohlela 😭

24/01/2024

KHOMO E TSOETSE MOTHO THABA-TSEKA

Hoseng seng seng ha baahi ba ntse ba ropoha ba phahamisetsana matsoho ba re "Hoha" keha emong a utloa ho lla ngoana ka sakeng a nyarela.

Hebann, ha a hlaha keha a fumana h**e khomo ea hae e neng e emere e tsoetse empa mohlolo ke h**e ha e ea tsoala namane e tsoetse ngoana ngoana tloee ngoee motho straight.

Ke ho makala keha a hlaba mokhosi batho ba bokana ha emong a tla re "ha re cheseng nthoena" empa ha ntse ba re ba bokeletsa matlakala ngoaneno keha a tlola lesaka a baleha ha ntse ba maketse keha a hlaha a nkile lebetlela monna emong a ba re "khilik nthoena ke namane straight," ba phasaphasa ba baleha.

Eka cow-motho ena e ile ea kena katlung ea nka 5 litre ea hama khomo eno ha e qeta ea nyolosa thaba nthoane e ntse bina makhele e akhetse leleiri lehetleng.

*LIKHOMO*

23/01/2024

BA UTSOITSE NTLO LE SETS'A SA EONA BOSIU

Maseru

Hona mona Ha-Tsolo ho so etsahetse mmirakele.

Hoseng hoa kajeno lelapa kaofela le tsohile le robetse ka tseleng ha ba tsoha ba qamaka ba fumana h**e ntlo ea bona le sets'a kaofela li nyametse halisaleeo moo li neng lile teng.

Ntate oa lelapa o re bosiu o ile a utloa eka hona le teraka e lumang kantle a ske a tsotella athe ho bonahala h**e enele eona e tlo laesha ntlo le sets'a sa hae.

Ntate Shakhane o re o belaella mohaisane oa hae Ntate Phonyoka kaha a kile a hana ho mo tsubisa BB matsatsing ona ana.

*LIKHOMO*

22/01/2024

SATANE OA BEBELENG O TS'OEROE

Maseru

Mapolesa a na ntsa patrolla ha ba tla khaoletsa satane a ntsa khelosa litilatile tsa batsoali a ba khothaletsa h**e ba ise bana ba bona sekolong Quthing.

Re bua tjena satane a le setokising Pitso Ground mono moo a emetseng linyeoe tse ngata haholo tsa ho tloha serapeng sa Edene.

Eka fono e ile ea qhililiha hang hang ha a e fuoa ho thoe a founela bahabo le mmuelli oa hae.

*LIKHOMO*

22/01/2024

Mom: U so le monna uena u fihla le masiu?

Shakhane : Haho joalo

Mom: Ho joang

Shakhane: Ho sharp ho joang?

22/01/2024

Ha re ntlafatseng thuto bahlomphei

Bright Future Tutorials and Supplementary

Ha re reng lai ro saphang ka Leribe kamoo

22/01/2024

MASOLE A RE A BONE KOAE EA LETONA LE KHALEHILE THOISH KA KAMORENG

Hoseng blind ho so etsahetse taba e kholo bo lahlisang stutla appetite.

Masole a katang leleng la matona a naha ena a re a bone koae ea letona leo hoseng kameso ha ntse le khakhathisa mahanana ka kamoreng.

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LITABA TSE MONATE MAHOBONG

Ngoliso e butsoe bakeng la supplementary and extra classes for LGCSE,ho fumamana linthla ka botlalo etela leqephe la bona la Facebook Bright future tutorials and supplementary centre ka letsa/WhatsApp 57042576
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Eka lesole leleng la mosali le ile la khetha ho a hloela h**e na mohlomphehi o ntse a robetse hantle empa ha le kena ka kamoreng la nyarooa nyaroiroi ha le bona koae ea mohlomphehi e itse mana pepeneneng.

Eka lesole lena le ile la khutla la a bitsa sole leleng ha ba kena lena le fihlang la be le otlolla letsoho le re le ts'oara koae ea letona ha letona le tla tsoha le mo ts'oare letsoho joaloka machaena a lifiliming le re "u etsang?"

Lesole lena le khaolelitsoeng le re le ts'oara koae ea letona le ile la ikarabella ka h**e "sorry mohlomphehi oaka, ke ne ke re ke lo e tsuba. Koae eaka e nfelletse bosiu" eaba letona le re "e nke mshanaka 😁" laba la mo fa 20 tse tharo tsa Stuyvesant.

*LIKHOMO*

21/01/2024

Hoja s*x ke lijo ekabele khale ke akheile ke tlala

20/01/2024

O KILA JOOA CHELETE E BOKAE, O ETSANG, NNA M10,000 KAOFELA

20/01/2024

KE JELE 5 THOUSAND EA LILAPHALAPHA

Maobane ke taena le Lilaphalapha a ntsa tsamaea le ausi emong a motle blind joale Laphisto o oa n introduce-a o joetsa ausi h**e nna ka lebitso ke Ntate Phonyoka empa ausi ha a tloha o re honna "hojoang Phonyoka?".

Keha ke ts'oarela Lilaphalapha corneng kw mo joetsa h**e ausinyana o ntella hobane a so bone koae eaka kaba ka mo joetsa h**e ha nka bonts'a ausi eno koae eaka a ka mpitsa ntate.

Laphzen keha a ts'eha a re ausi eno o tella hampe hanka etsa h**e a mpitse ntate o tlo mpha 5 thousand.

Keha ke tsoela kantle ke itjoetsa h**e nthoa pele ha ke kena katlung ke tlo bonts'a ausi enoa koae eaka.

Ke la ea pompong ka noa metsi ha ke tloha ka leba katlung straight, ha ke kena monyako ausi keha a phahama stulong a re "jooo koae kalo kalo, ntate tooe koae ee u tlo e tsuba u le mong?" Ka re "eea mmeme ra utloana?" A re "eea ntate" ka sheba Lilaphalapha a nhlaba 5 thousand kaba ka tsamaea hang hang pele a chencha kelello.

20/01/2024

MOSALI O BETA NGOANA EA LILEMO LI 14

Hantse kele ngoana nkile ka hlaeloa ke nthoe ke sa lakatseng eka eka pheta ea nnyarela hape.

Ne ke rata ho rekisa li ice- guava Lenasia (Lenz) mane ke lula Midway so ka tsatsi leleng mosali oa lekula a ba reka ice guava tsaka kaofela ha a qeta a mpitsetsa hahae ka ea.

Ha re fihla da keha re kena katlung a mpha 2 clipa a re ke lule fats'e hakere ke ts'oara stulo a mpea letsoho molomong a nkoebetella a nkisa ka kamoreng a nlahlela betheng a nketsang 😭, hell...

Neng neng keha a tona mahlo a inyeka melomo ka chopola ka tsoa ka lebelo hantse ke matha strateng ka teana le ntate emong oa Mzulu ka mo joetsa a re ke lo mmonts'a mono ra ea.

Ha re fihla mono keha a re ke sale kantle a kena nako e telele ka otla lemati ke nahana h**e o mathateng, keha a hlaha featereng a le likhopo a fufuletsoe a re "ftsek hamba msunwakho 🗣️" ka matha honyee eene ha ke fihla hae neska ke bolela.

19/01/2024

DNA TEST E TLOBA SETLAMO HOME AFFAIRS

Ngoana emong le emong o se a tla ea litekong tsa mali (DNA test) le batsoali ka bobeli pele a etsetsoa birth certificate le ID

Sena se tla kamora h**e ho hlokoemelehe h**e jase e bapala bana kahare ho naha ea Lesotho

Molao ona o tla kena ts'ebetsong ho tloha maqalong a khoeli ena ea Feberuari

*LIKHOMO*

18/01/2024

Blow job has been cancelled

Nthaby le Tshedy ba momonela tlala.

18/01/2024

NXA HELL, KOAE EAKA E TSOHA E KOBEILE

Ha le tsebe moprofeta kapa ngaka e strong e ka ntjwetsang h**e na keng e bapallang koaeng eaka ha ke robetse?

Nxa, nou ke tlamea ho lo reka Stuyvesant seseng 😩

18/01/2024

SENTEBALE GAP FUNERAL SERVICES

Nah one o tseba h**e ho tloha ka bonyane M120 oka ba setho sa sentebale leba lelapa lahau waba wa fuwa monyetla waho kenya baphelisuwa bahau ba 4 MAHALA ba fumana service e felletseng resa natse lilemo kapa h**e nah lifane li fapane.?

Teng one o tseba h**e oka ba setho sa rona fane yahau, ya molekane mmoho letsa bana li fapane mme yaba Hare batle mapaki jwalo ka insurance tseling?

Nah teng wa tseba h**e moo sentebale ona le monyetla waho adopt bana yaba re banka ele bahau empa re tseba nnete.?rea ukwisisa h**e babang re holisa likhutsana jwalojwalo.

HA JWALE RE BILE RENA LE SEHLAISWA SE SECHA ELENG "LIPAPATLELE "

REE LOKISITSE BAKENG SA BATHO BA KANTLE HO NAHA H**E HA BA HLOKAHETSE EBE BOIKARABELLO BARONA HO LATA MOFU EO HOHLE LINAHENG TSA SADAC LEHO MOFA LITSEBELETSO TSOHLE TSE MO LOKELANG

Bakeng sa lintlha ka botlalo ka Litsebeletso tsarona, liabo le ha obatla ho qala honka botho,

BUA LENNA, KEO THUSA OLE KAHARE KAPA KANTLE HO NAHA HAFELA OTLO PATELWA LESOTHO.

HAOLE MASERU AROUND TOWN HAKE TSWAFE HOTLA HOWENA, OKABA MOSEBETSING, HAHAO KAPA RA KOPANE LA OFFICE

Search Bokang Masoabi on Facebook a u thuse

16/01/2024

KE HLABILE LEMAENARA LELENG RELE KA MOKOTING KABA KA TS'OAROA

Maobane ana a mats'o lefifi harele ka mokoting rona mamaenara banna ba kholang chelete e serious, daemane emong oa lepedi o sa mpotsa na pere eaka e kae kapa ke e jele na.

Ka mo thiba, a nkemella ka mo thiba a nkemella ka koata kabe ke its'echa ke re ke shebe screwdriver ke mo hlabe ka hopola h**e hakena screwdriver plus ke lemaenara ha ke machenic oa li-radio.

Errrr ka koata kaba ka mo hlaba tlep tlep tlep tlep ka mantsoe.
A re o re o re o re ka mo emella ka mo hlaba ka mantsoe aba a feinta a isoa spetlele ka ts'oaroa.

Mara hoseng tjena keha a fihla a nkopela h**e ke lokolloe haa bule nyeoe.

Joale se ba mpalea le chench-house mane ba re "aibo nimcaphele lomjita uyakwaza yooh, ukwaza ngamazwi 🏃🏃🏃."

Hebann 🙆

13/01/2024

Ho wrong ho koatela h**e nna ke sebetsa mmaeneng uena u sebetsa Facebook 🥱

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