The Tab UWE

04/01/2023

They literally will not let you leave

04/01/2023

My pride is at stake here

04/01/2023

All because I asked them to rate me out of 10

04/01/2023

You still don't believe the night tube really exists

04/01/2023

Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?

03/01/2023

What, like it’s hard to dress this well?

What, like it's hard to dress this well?

03/01/2023

This is harder than you think

03/01/2023

Forever will never be over as far as I'm concerned

03/01/2023

Okay but all I wanna know is, do you actually get trapped?

03/01/2023

'You would never be let into a club wearing trainers'

03/01/2023

Only one of the questions is about your gravy preferences

03/01/2023

I mean, fair

03/01/2023

He even threw in free breakfast for them! Your landlord could never x

03/01/2023

Sending my application to Dinner Date right now

03/01/2023

Don't forget to show mum your results

02/01/2023

I can't sleep help

02/01/2023

At this point, loving teen dramas is part of my personality

02/01/2023

I love Don't Call Me Angel and there's nothing you can do about it

02/01/2023

I'm watching you, Wazowski

02/01/2023

Lovely bit of squirrel Jackie

02/01/2023

Including what not to say

02/01/2023

Ok but there is definitely no difference between a bisque, jus and gravy

02/01/2023

Just want CoCo Pops Straws back in my life

02/01/2023

Apparently I'm a catfish and 'need to smile more'

02/01/2023

'Would you do this for a fiver??????????'

01/01/2023

When you're fighting demons you've got to look iconic doing it

01/01/2023

Can I be all of them?

01/01/2023

You better get'cha head in the game to take this quiz

01/01/2023

Is it too late to transfer?

01/01/2023

'My mood has massively lifted'