Mr Nazy Fanz, Angel palace, Sydney (2024)

09/07/2024

🤭 LAUGH 🤣
😕 Questionaire 😅

Nawa for all these rich people. My guy Emeka went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Emeka and asked:

MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?

EMEKA: Tea please.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?

EMEKA: Ceylon tea please.

MAID: How do you want it; black or white?

EMEKA: White.

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?

EMEKA: With milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?

EMEKA: Cow milk.

MAID: Freeze-land cow or Afrikaner cow?

EMEKA: (Thinking), let me have freeze-land cow.

MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

EMEKA: Sugar.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

EMEKA: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?

EMEKA: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?

EMEKA: Mineral water.

MAID: Flavoured or non-flavoured?

EMEKA: Infact get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

EMEKA: “Abeg, free me, I go fast”🙄

MAID: Wet fast or dry fast?
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TBC.....🥲
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09/07/2024

21 FUNNY CHARACTERISTICS OF NIGERIAN KITCHEN LIFE

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1. They make sure, they empty palm oil bottle by placing it on top of a cooking pot, so that the palm oil will melt, for them to use everything in it. They don't like waste.

2. Licking spoon that will still be used to turn the cooking food, without washing it.

3. Always wash fingers used in pressing Maggie inside food..

4. The top of the deep freezer is mostly used as chair and sometimes as dinning table for eating.

5. Using oversized polo for mopping the kitchen floor.

6. Always prepare rice on Sundays. This is a long standing tradition that are kept by most families.

7. Broom and parker are always behind the kitchen door and we don't know who brought this idea to us.

8. Sometimes, garri and soup is taken as breakfast. They prefer heavy meal rather than light meal as breakfast.

9. Putting Maggie inside empty cream container.

10. Washing all plates used for the day the next day morning. This is a long standing tradition.

11. Yam and potatoes are mostly kept on the kitchen floor.

12. Eva bottle filled with water inside freezer, but na tap water dey inside.

13. Always have one garri ancient turning stick. It is hardly replaced.

14. Having at least 3 knives, but you must use only one, while the others are hardly used.

15. Fastfood takeaway plate is often kept inside another one and another one inside another one and another inside another one. They are hardly throw away.

16. Always keep onions inside basket. This is a long tradition.

17. Putting all pots inside the biggest pot.

18. Nylon are often kept inside nylon, inside another nylon,inside one big nylon where all nylons are kept, nylon are hardly throw away.

19. Always prepare Akara or moi moi and pap on Saturday. No one knows who brought this idea to us.

20. No one, even his wife dares to use Daddy's plate and cup. They are special property.

21. Eating breakfast too late, sometimes in the afternoon. This is as a way to reduce

09/07/2024

😂😂😂😆😆🙆🙆😂😂😂
KITCHEN ANTHEM
Arise o kitchen pots
We children want to eat
Prepare us rice and stew
And help us fry plantain
The meat on top must not be small
And make sure it's so sweet
And add maggi and salt
Some curry,thyme and nutmeg
We can't wait to eat
KITCHEN PLEDGE
I pledge to my kitchen, my best place
To be cooking, boiling and frying.
To serve my stomach the best of meals
To defend the meat and fishes
And uphold our spicys and aroma
So help me Gas😂😂

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09/07/2024

Mike : Hi dear.
Dora :- 👋🏽
Mike : How are you .??
Dora :- 😊👍🏽
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora :- 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora :- 👌🏽
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora :- ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- 💄💅🏽
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u.

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09/07/2024

Afternoon🤣vibes 😁😂😆

1. Girls will not kill me with their styles... Which one is "baby do as if you want to select okirika" again 🤔😂😂😂

2. Guys please I need your advise oo... I posted on Facebook that " a father that is not like Dangote, can that one be called father?", my father commented "nice one my son👍😊". Please should I go home? 🥺😂😂

3. Nobody likes privacy than someone withdrawing 1k from ATM 😂😂😆

4. I decided to gist with this my stubborn girlfriend
Me: what is your favorite colour?
Cynthia: stop asking me stupid questions, ask me something logical and matured instead.
Me: Okay, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate (iii) are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulphuric acid at s. t.p?
Cynthia: my favorite colour is pink

What is it 🥺😂😂😂

5. If you know what some people use to say before they pick up your call ehh, my brother, you won't call them again in this life 😂😂

6. I thought that girls were only after money until I met Elizabeth 😳

That girl was after my life 🏃😂😂😂

7. I tell you... the ability to control tears when food doesn't get to you in an occasion is the highest form of maturity 😂😆

8. Yes I said it, this girl go be the one to finish herself... Cynthia don go rub nyash enlargement cream for face 🙆

I go update una later 😂😂😆

9. Imagine a p**n star who just won an award of the best p**n star of the year, and would be like " first of all, I will like to thank the almighty God for".... for what sister? I repeat, for what? You dey craze!!! 🤔😂😂😂

10. During church service, pastor said to the congregation "turn to your left and tell your neighbor it shall be permanent in your life", a young boy turn to his left and saw a crippled, he became confused, he stared for some minutes and he told the crippled "don't mind the pastor 😒"

The crippled said " na God save you 🙄" 😂😂😂😂

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09/07/2024

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LAUGH AGAIN 😁😁😁🤣😀😀😅🤣😀🤣
1. Chai i nearly faint when I heard Sandra
singing this morning
Reason with me, if I no fine today I go makeup tomorrow. Abi u want make I bleach? E no easy for me💁
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2. My friend forgot his apple laptop on the floor in my room, and my grandfather thought it was a scale.
Conclusion : Now the weight of my grandfather is 250,000 naira.😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3. Teacher : agabi swept the whole compound. What kind of sentence is this.?
Imoni: compound sentence Sir!🙆🙆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space...thank God say I remember that one.😂😂
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5. 9JA police 👮would be like, "Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit su***de àbí??!! Oga, park well!" 🙆🙆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6. Some girls will not kill me ooo... Which one is "HAPPY ENGAGEMENT, DEAR! MORE 💍 💍 💍 💍 RINGS TO YOUR 👆 FINGER.😳😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7. Have been dancing TESUMOLE since morning, I know Satan head should have been broken by now 😹😹
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8. As far as greatness is concern I didinor have time for lyrics i sing what i hear * four calling bells, Three French hen, Two turtle doves
And a partee after partee 💃💃
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9.I can still recollect this conversation
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Girl: Boo Xmas is approaching.
Boy: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.
Girl: Get me a Tablet for Xmas.
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Paracetamol or Vitamin C?
Girl: I mean Samsung Tablet baby
Boy: Relax!! It's Jesus Birthday not yours!😂😂😂
10. *U SNAP MANY PICTURES DIS YEAR AND GLORY BE 2 GOD, NONE WAS USED 4 R.I.P...TAKE ONE SECOND 2 TELL GOD....THANK U AND FOLLOW THE PAGE BELOW👇

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09/07/2024

“Wat level is your
relationship right now
Foundation, Roofing, Painting Or you never see land.🤎😂

09/07/2024

😂ANODA LAUGHTER😂.................................................................

1. This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off😒...
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off...😳
Then I went to open the door, and the door k**b fell off also...🤨
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand🙆....
Now I’m afraïd to p*e. 🥲😩😂😂

Favour, please if it’s your doing, forgive me abeg, I’m sorry 🥹🤭
2. Me: Baby, my friends are saying that you don’t know how to speak English 😒
Favour: Ehh who spoke those spokes 😳🙆🤭😂😂
3. No matter how high the sky is,..How deep the ocean is,..How strong the wind is,..How wide the river is 😔
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of your BUSINESS! 🙄🤭😂😂
4. Before you post something online for sale, put the price abeg.🙄 Not the one I will come to your DM and you will say boxer is 15k.😳
For which nyash ? 💔😒😂😂

5. If you like drop them in front of their house gate 🙄 You will still give them transport fare 😇 That’s their tradition... 😒😂😂
6. A Nigeria guy was cäught in Canada soaking garri with snow 😳...
If I mention the tribe now, you people will say I häte Uyo people. 🙄🥲🤭😂😂
7. Nawa for this country oo, nobody notice say Dangote don remove 17 sticks from spaghetti 😒🥲😂😂
8. When your phone is höt... Go to your gallery and dëlete the pictures you are wearing sweaters... Thank me later 😇🤭😂
9. Someone just dönated blöod...😔
Then he later faïnted...🙊
And he was given his bloöd back...😳🙆
That’s Nigeria for you... 🤭😂😂
10. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😢😭

TBC.....🥲

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09/07/2024

🤪🤪JUST DEY LAUGH🤪🤪✅✅JOKES 🤣🤣

1. So my girlfriend has decided to dūmp me just because a rat brøught a used cøndøm to my room.
😃😃😃😃😃

2. If she wears her Bra backwards first, and then slides it around, my brother marry that woman.😊😊 she can change ur ūgly story

3)Why does "Visit me" always sound like s£x to many girls?
🤔🤔 🤔

4. The prøblem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hārdly Comment, but if you don't send them jokes too, Hmmmmm, this grøup is børing.*
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4.My uncle picks a fīght with me like he doesn't know how evīl i can be. I'm going to stēal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny Sweet" and "Naomi Big Āss" then repeātedly cāll him and hang up at 3am

His wife will do the fightīng for me
Me i don't fīght my elders 🤭🤭

5. Interviewer : Can you handle pressure* .

Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don't care.
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L😂😂L

6.*Some girls ehhn...ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful...she now wears it everyday*
L😂😂L

7.*Some girls are so lūcky!
First boyfriend Boom🔥 husband!! While some have to dāte all the sons of pharaøh before moses like me comes for rescūe* 😂😂😂
L😂😂L

8. I saw 🧐a group of people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧surrounding an apprentice n shouting " Gimme my Change!" i joined Dem nd collected #500*🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀

9.*If you are dāting a stīngy guy būy yourself gift and tell your friends he did it. Your Fāke friends will stēal him and sūffer too.*🤣🤣😂😂

10.Breākups are for small girls. Real women will just pause the relatiønship and resume it when the Idïøt is back to his senses 😂 😂

11.What will you gain from this after reading this post without your likes and comment

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

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09/07/2024

WE LAUGH AGAIN😂

1. My wife wanted to disgrace me in front of her parent by telling them am not good in bed,but her sister shouted eei its a lie🤣🤣😂😂

2. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on judgment day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswer😂

3. Not all bad dreams are spiritual attack sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣

4. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything 😂 😂 😂

5. I asked for this fine girl's number, she declined. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fall😂😂😂

6. Maths class👉10+5 =15
Maths exams👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂

7. *Broken heart💔 can make u buy Recharge card and ask of polythene rubber
If am lying ask them

8. Who taught African parents how to fall asleep when watching news and wake up when you try to change the channel.......... seriously I need to find out.😂😂😂

9. The economy has become so hard that even witches that use to give us food in our dreams have stopped 😂😂😂😂😂

10. My friend carry his girlfriend go to the field to watch him play football match but coach bench my guy for full 90minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

11. This gal sent me a love message.. And towards the ending, she asked for Money. 🙆
So Now I'm confused, whether its a Love or Loan Letter😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wickedness is when you read this post and you refuse to hit the follow button on my profile my dear tell me one reason why Thunder.......lets me not talk ooh🏃🔥🤷🤣

Enjoy.....
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09/07/2024

My first room: my mom's womb🤰🤰
My first restaurant: my mom's breast💘🤍
My first toilet: my mom's lap🙄🙄
My first school: my mom's kitchen😘😚
My first teacher: my mom✨💐
My first doctor: my mom🤍🤍
My first thermometer: my mom's fingers✌️😏
My first friend: my mom💞🥰
My first dresser: my mom💕💞
My first love: my mom😍❤️
My first adviser: my mom's voice😌🌍
My first vehicle: my mom's back.😍🕊️

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09/07/2024

😂BIKO LAUGH LOUD😂..............................................
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1. Abeg oo, how many bags of sugar should I take to become a sugar daddy 😌🤭😂😂😂
2. Dating shört people is called “Updating”
They didn’t teach you in school!
Sensë no go kïll me 🤭😂😂😂
3. Someone just donatëd blöod🥲
Then he later faïnted 😧
And he was give his blöod back 🙆
That’s Nigerïa for you 😕😂😂😂
4. When your phone us höt... go to your gallery and delete the pictures you are wearing sweaters... thank me later 😅🚶🤭😂😂
5. I have a feeling that one day I’m going to own Banana Island...😌
Just bought ‘banana’ now, remaining ‘island’.
Na small small 🤭😂😂😂
6. Nawa for this country oo, nobody notice say Dangote don remove 17 sticks from spaghetti 😒🤣😂😂😂
7. Nine months ago a womän was pregnänt and gave birth to a føøl reading this post...
Wait before you cruçify me were you born nine months ago 🙄🤭😂😂😂
8. Before you post something online for sale, put the price. Not the one I will come to your DM and you will say boxer is 15k.
Foe which nyash ?💔😳😂😂😂
9. No matter how hight the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS! 😒🙄😂🤣😂😂
10. Please I need to confirm something ...
“If I bloçk someone on WhatsApp & Facebook and later see them on the street, will they see me ?😀🤭😂😂😂

TBC.....🙈
Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢

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09/07/2024

✍️🤣BLESSING LOCATE DENNIS🤣✍️

🕴️The CEO of a company was walking round the factory to see how the staff were working. 🏬🚶‍♂️

🕴️He noticed🙄 a guy called Dennis🧔 leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him🗣️"How much do you earn?"😒

🧔Dennis was amazed and said🗣️"N60,000 Sir"🙂

🕴️The CEO took out his wallet, gave him N120,000💴 and yelled at him🗣️ "I pay people here to work and not waste time loafing around😑.

This is your 2 months salary💴, now Get out of here, don't say a word and NEVER come back!"🤫🤐

After 🧔Dennis had left🚶‍♂️, the CEO now looked at the other workers and asked🗣️"by the way, who was that guy?"🙄🤔

The workers replied🗣️"he was waiting for his friend"🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

GOOD MORNING MAY GOD PROVOKE PEOPLE TO FAVOUR YOU TODAY.🙏

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08/07/2024

😂BIKO LAUGH LOUD😂..............................................
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1. Abeg oo, how many bags of sugar should I take to become a sugar daddy 😌🤭😂😂😂
2. Dating shört people is called “Updating”
They didn’t teach you in school!
Sensë no go kïll me 🤭😂😂😂
3. Someone just donatëd blöod🥲
Then he later faïnted 😧
And he was give his blöod back 🙆
That’s Nigerïa for you 😕😂😂😂
4. When your phone us höt... go to your gallery and delete the pictures you are wearing sweaters... thank me later 😅🚶🤭😂😂
5. I have a feeling that one day I’m going to own Banana Island...😌
Just bought ‘banana’ now, remaining ‘island’.
Na small small 🤭😂😂😂
6. Nawa for this country oo, nobody notice say Dangote don remove 17 sticks from spaghetti 😒🤣😂😂😂
7. Nine months ago a womän was pregnänt and gave birth to a føøl reading this post...
Wait before you cruçify me were you born nine months ago 🙄🤭😂😂😂
8. Before you post something online for sale, put the price. Not the one I will come to your DM and you will say boxer is 15k.
Foe which nyash ?💔😳😂😂😂
9. No matter how hight the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS! 😒🙄😂🤣😂😂
10. Please I need to confirm something ...
“If I bloçk someone on WhatsApp & Facebook and later see them on the street, will they see me ?😀🤭😂😂😂

TBC.....🙈
Lord, I’m not asking Much from You; But just that That Soul Reáding this Post, May You Do a Míracle for them that Never Expécted it will happen!!!!🙏🙏😔😢

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥
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