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08/31/2024

08/31/2024

This guy goes all out... great local musician. 🎹🎼🎤

08/30/2024

Happy Friday and Labor Day weekend Yinzers — we hope you enjoy the long weekend! Now for some Friday Funnies...

👉Read about it here: https://loom.ly/7fqmY6s

08/29/2024

Hey Yinzers... What's Pittsburgh watchin on Netflix lately? Any of you watch "The Accident"? Short advice—from our partner blog, Cool Filmz—don't!

Read about it on the Cool Filmz blog: https://loom.ly/b4W9-8w

"The Accident," currently streaming on Netflix, is a streaming series that promised suspense and intrigue but delivered a bewildering mishmash of clichés and overblown drama. From beginning to end, it felt like watching a train wreck in slow motion—not in the captivating way the filmmakers probab...

08/29/2024

Noodles? We put out an APB on the man. Who knows? Rumor has it he got snookered into doing yard work for a week or so... hmm. Anyway, Heisenburgh weighs in with a Steelers article. So, we got that going for us!

🏈Down. Set. Hut. Read it here: https://loom.ly/pCKcJSQ

When it comes to success for head coaches in the NFL, many factors come into play—talent, strategy, and sometimes even a bit of luck—such as Mike Tomlin...

08/19/2024

GetGo, admittedly, has grown on us over the years... Now if it gets renamed, do you care? It's not exactly becoming Acrisure Market Cafe but... what do you think if it becomes Circle K. What about other changes... Will this be positive? Or, are negative changes - and worse food - coming?

👉Read our take on the AP website: https://loom.ly/xcp3124

Alimentation Couche-Tard Inc., a global leader in convenience and mobility, is set to acquire GetGo Café + Market stores from Giant Eagle. This will...

08/15/2024

Question of the day comes from our resident Steelers expert "Heisenburgh" (as Noodles apparently got lost in Put-In-Bay last week). Topic for discussion: How could AB rehabilitate his image with the Pittsburgh fanbase? Maybe, tap into our love of furries? Antonio Bear? Would that work?

08/02/2024

Okay, Yinzers... In this proposed Kennywood ride... We introduce, "Soergel's Ark". Similar to Kennywood's Noah's Ark but riders are stuck in the tight claustrophobic, Dutch-oven-like confines of Kennywood's Noah's Ark but with a very flatulent Zippy The Pig.🐖 💨 🤢Would you ride this one?

08/02/2024

Hey, we roast everyone here (see previous post).... Now for our next satirical Kennywood Ride, The Democrat Inflation Skyrocket, a ride that... 🤔 well, doesn't appear to have an end as of yet... but Yinzers on this ride... Yinzers are subjected to an endless, every increasing dollar amount for groceries, gas, and hot wings.

(Editor's note: that's it for the political rides!)

08/02/2024

In this next satirical ride, get ready for Kennywood's new "Raging Republican Rapids." On this daring, terrifying water ride, Pittsburgh GOPers are subjected to a parade of difficult to think about liberal topics and themes.

(Don't' worry, eh, GOP Yinzers - no need to storm Kennywood - we'll roast the other side too.... coming right up 😆)

08/02/2024

Next up in our fake Kennywood rides: "The Line". Drum roll please... Here is how this one works... You get in a friggin line. The, you move at a tortoise's pace for almost two hours... in "The Line"... Then, guess what? It's friggin over. You exit "The Line" and go get your Potato Patch. This is a ride that Jerry Seinfeld might say is a ride about nothing. (Editor's Note: A Johnny Cash "Walk The Line" ref would have worked here too)

Now if it were real, would you ride it? A lot of Yinzers, eh, probably would.

08/02/2024

New Ride Alert: Cinder Block's Revenge! If this proposed Kennywood ride was real, would you ride it? 😆
(Rest assured, Yinzer Nation, we have more proposed crazy Kennywood rides comin'😜for your entertainment)

08/01/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest the Ft. Pitt Death Race? Don't block traffic. Just run through it at rush hour. What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest.. .what else... Pierogi races. You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We'd suggest Bourbon Tasting with the Big Red Sipper. You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest Shed The Trap Blocker. What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

Friday yet? No. Well more of this... 🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We'd suggest the Pothole Hurdles. You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest Parking Spot Chair Jousting. You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

Good morning Yinzers... Yes, we have more of these for you.... 🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest synchronized Beer Drinking. You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

08/01/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest the Mt. Washington Bobsled. You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest?

07/31/2024

🤔If Pittsburgh had an Olympics... We suggest Primanti sandwich stacking.... You? What distinctly Yinzer events would you suggest? Primanti Bros. - Can you make this happen?

07/31/2024

High School sports are in full in full sway across Pittsburgh and the 412. It's been brutally hot this summer. Know the telltale signs of when your high school kid has heat exhaustion (because coach's don't always do).

Read the article on AP: https://loom.ly/yC-m1_0

Samantha Scarneo-Miller, West Virginia University High school sports teams start practices soon in what has been an extremely hot summer in much of the...