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Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier ~ by Warren Benedetto Let’s start with our splendi...
06/19/2024

Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier ~ by Warren Benedetto Let’s start with our splendid assortment of reds. First, we have our Merlot: soft and medium-bodied, with

Best of 2022 Wine List For The Apocalypse, Courtesy Of Your Olive Garden Sommelier by Warren Benedetto December 1, 2022Hello, and welcome to the Olive Garden! My name is Giovanni, and I’ll be your sommelier for the evening. May I interest you in our delicious selection of wines? Excellent. Each of...

Thank You for Inviting Me to Your Super Bowl Party, But Why is This Nothing Like Friday Night Lights? ~ by Rebecca Turke...
06/19/2024

Thank You for Inviting Me to Your Super Bowl Party, But Why is This Nothing Like Friday Night Lights? ~ by Rebecca Turkewitz And did that fumble happen because the player is troubled by his

Best of 2022 Thank You for Inviting Me to Your Super Bowl Party, But Why is This Nothing Like Friday Night Lights? by Rebecca Turkewitz February 11, 2022I really appreciate the invite to your Super Bowl party! I haven’t watched a lot of football, but I’ve binged all five seasons of Friday Night ...

Sedona's Bell Rock Energy Vortex Yelp Review: One Star ~ by Noel Leon The only way to feel the electricity in this sacre...
06/19/2024

Sedona's Bell Rock Energy Vortex Yelp Review: One Star ~ by Noel Leon The only way to feel the electricity in this sacred electromagnetic hotspot is to bathe in the red dirt. But I couldn't feel

Best of 2022 Sedona’s Bell Rock Energy Vortex Yelp Review: One Star by Noel Leon June 7, 2022If you’ve seen the Mars Perseverance Rover’s picture of a cave on Mars, you’ve seen Bell Rock. (Is the government lying to us? Can we prove those aren’t pictures of Sedona?) Bell Rock Trail is an E...

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06/19/2024

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Our Valentine’s Day Prix Fixe Menu Does NOT Allow for Substitutions, Because YOU MADE A COMMITMENT TO IT  ~ by Gwen Cobu...
06/19/2024

Our Valentine’s Day Prix Fixe Menu Does NOT Allow for Substitutions, Because YOU MADE A COMMITMENT TO IT ~ by Gwen Coburn and Miriam Jayaratna Root Vegetable Salad: Artichoke hearts, hearts of

Best of 2022 Our Valentine’s Day Prix Fixe Menu Does NOT Allow for Substitutions, Because YOU MADE A COMMITMENT TO IT by Gwen Coburn and Miriam Jayaratna February 11, 2022Five Course Valentine’s Day Prix Fixe Welcome to Valentine’s Day at Sel de la Coeur. Though this year I have personally suf...

Caraxes, Vhagar, Plex? See if you know your dragons or streaming services!
06/18/2024

Caraxes, Vhagar, Plex? See if you know your dragons or streaming services!

Originals ‘House of the Dragon’ Dragon or Obscure Streaming Service? by Lewis Helfand June 18, 2024Ready for House of Dragon season 2? Do you remember who’s a Targaryen and who’s a Hightower? Do you remember the name of a single dragon from season 1? Do you even remember what streaming servi...

My Favorite Genre Is True Crime, Which I Consume With the Utmost Reverence ~ by Dave Powers I’m also dismayed by how oft...
06/18/2024

My Favorite Genre Is True Crime, Which I Consume With the Utmost Reverence ~ by Dave Powers I’m also dismayed by how often producers use their platform to glamorize perpetrators. Just the other day,

Best of 2022 My Favorite Genre Is True Crime, Which I Consume With the Utmost Reverence by Dave Powers June 16, 2022From true crime television shows, to true crime podcasts, to true crime television shows about true crime podcasts, there’s no shortage of true crime content. But with so many passio...

'House of the Dragon' Dragon or Obscure Streaming Service? ~ by Lewis Helfand Caraxes, Vhagar, Plex? See if you know you...
06/18/2024

'House of the Dragon' Dragon or Obscure Streaming Service? ~ by Lewis Helfand Caraxes, Vhagar, Plex? See if you know your dragons or streaming services!

Originals ‘House of the Dragon’ Dragon or Obscure Streaming Service? by Lewis Helfand June 18, 2024Ready for House of Dragon season 2? Do you remember who’s a Targaryen and who’s a Hightower? Do you remember the name of a single dragon from season 1? Do you even remember what streaming servi...

Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er! Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know’er!
06/18/2024

Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er! Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know’er!

Originals Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker by Caleb Coy June 18, 2024Piledriver? I hardly know’er! Texas Hold ‘em Poker? I hardly know’er! Buster Keaton? I hardly know’er! Incubator? I hardly know’er! Sandpaper? I hard’y know’er! Cheesegrater? I...

Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker ~ by Caleb Coy Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er! Obn...
06/18/2024

Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker ~ by Caleb Coy Cheesegrater? I hardly know’er! Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know’er!

Originals Unwelcome “I Hardly Know Her” Punchlines From Your Obnoxious Coworker by Caleb Coy June 18, 2024Piledriver? I hardly know’er! Texas Hold ‘em Poker? I hardly know’er! Buster Keaton? I hardly know’er! Incubator? I hardly know’er! Sandpaper? I hard’y know’er! Cheesegrater? I...

If Only My Immigrant Great Grandfather Could See Me Now, He’d Say “Where Am I?” ~ by Robert Criss "One minute I’m restin...
06/18/2024

If Only My Immigrant Great Grandfather Could See Me Now, He’d Say “Where Am I?” ~ by Robert Criss "One minute I’m resting peacefully and now I’m dropped here without explanation. And I

Best of 2022 If Only My Immigrant Great Grandfather Could See Me Now, He’d Say “Where Am I?” by Robert Criss August 9, 2022Look at us, huh? Doing well for ourselves and we’ve come such a long way from where our immigrant ancestors started almost 100 years ago. My parents said my grandfather ...

New Dating Apps That Hopefully No One Will Ever Need ~ by Kit Lively Fist A Cyst, Ra**ch Dressing, Insurrection Er****on...
06/18/2024

New Dating Apps That Hopefully No One Will Ever Need ~ by Kit Lively Fist A Cyst, Ra**ch Dressing, Insurrection Er****on, and more!

Best of 2022 New Dating Apps That Hopefully No One Will Ever Need by Kit Lively January 14, 2022No Drama Llamas Say, What’s That Cheesy Aroma? Singles With Shingles Fist A Cyst Ra**ch Dressing Chicks With Nervous Tics CutieAnon Procreation Only Insurrection Er****on “Necro” Phil’s Post-Morte...

Seat Guru for Kids ~ by Bob Eckstein Submitted by Allison Haight: Row 18 is full of ancient graffiti. Fascinating readin...
06/18/2024

Seat Guru for Kids ~ by Bob Eckstein Submitted by Allison Haight: Row 18 is full of ancient graffiti. Fascinating reading and you can really learn a lot about the old days. They were very politically

Best of 2022 Seat Guru for Kids by Bob Eckstein May 3, 2022It’s time to return to school buses and the Seat Guru for Kids app can help. Overview The 28 Blue Bird School Buses in the Suffolk County fleet are diesel air brake DT2200s built in 1998 designed for short rides. Featured user comments Sub...

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06/18/2024

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Summer Barbecue Tips from the Supreme Court of the United States ~ by Corey Pajka Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch: Rememb...
06/18/2024

Summer Barbecue Tips from the Supreme Court of the United States ~ by Corey Pajka Associate Justice Neil Gorsuch: Remember to give thanks to the Lord God Himself! Since separation of church and state

Best of 2022 Summer Barbecue Tips from the Supreme Court of the United States by Corey Pajka August 25, 2022Associate Justice Samuel Alito Send out the invitations ASAP! Draft them one month in advance and stick to your choice of date and location with ironclad, unwavering resolve. Express indiffere...

Quiz: Are You a Worker Under Late Stage Capitalism or a Monkey Trying to Type Shakespeare as Part of the Infinite Monkey...
06/17/2024

Quiz: Are You a Worker Under Late Stage Capitalism or a Monkey Trying to Type Shakespeare as Part of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? ~ by Emily Kling Have your wages kept up with the cost of living? A.

Best of 2022 Quiz: Are You a Worker Under Late Stage Capitalism or a Monkey Trying to Type Shakespeare as Part of the Infinite Monkey Theorem? by Emily Kling August 31, 2022Do you work the typical 9am-5pm workday schedule? A. Technically, yes. But my boss regularly emails me at night and on the week...

How NFL Teams Got Their Names ~ by Robert Criss New York Giants: The team is named after New Yorker Elmer Alvin Doe’s ma...
06/17/2024

How NFL Teams Got Their Names ~ by Robert Criss New York Giants: The team is named after New Yorker Elmer Alvin Doe’s masterpiece “The Giant,” with the famous line: Quoth the Giant

Best of 2022 How NFL Teams Got Their Names by Robert Criss October 4, 2022Baltimore Ravens The team is named after Baltimoreon Edgar Allan Poe’s masterpiece “The Raven,” with the famous line: Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” Denver Broncos The team is named after Denverite Shmedgar Shmallan Sh...

How to Store Fruits and Vegetables ~ by Anne Jaconette Tomatoes: It’s best to store your tomatoes at room temp. Putting ...
06/17/2024

How to Store Fruits and Vegetables ~ by Anne Jaconette Tomatoes: It’s best to store your tomatoes at room temp. Putting your tomatoes in the fridge will transform them into water balloons of cold,

Best of 2022 How to Store Fruits and Vegetables by Anne Jaconette August 9, 2022Avocado Avocados can remain unrefrigerated until you cut into them, and then they become a time-bomb of oxidization. Keep the pit and rind attached to the avocado, wrap the rest tightly cling wrap, and store in the fridg...

Feminist Anthems Rewritten to Accurately Promote Multi-Level Marketing Schemes   ~ by Justine Cotter “Girl, You’re Out o...
06/17/2024

Feminist Anthems Rewritten to Accurately Promote Multi-Level Marketing Schemes ~ by Justine Cotter “Girl, You’re Out of Funds” (Tune: “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” by Cyndi Lauper)

Best of 2022 Feminist Anthems Rewritten to Accurately Promote Multi-Level Marketing Schemes by Justine Cotter July 28, 2022“I Must Sell Out” (Tune: “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor) And now I’m back! In your inbox! “I haven’t seen you since high school. Do you want to lose a little we...

We at the Bob Committee Are Here to Diversify Your Company ~ by Emily Menez Finding a replacement   can be stressful. Fo...
06/16/2024

We at the Bob Committee Are Here to Diversify Your Company ~ by Emily Menez Finding a replacement can be stressful. For every million dollar salary and annual incentive-based award of $25

Best of 2022 We at the Bob Committee Are Here to Diversify Your Company by Emily Menez November 30, 2022“The stunning news spread that Bob Iger would return to Disney as CEO, ending the stormy tenure of his successor, Bob Chapek.” –Variety Finding a replacement CEO can be stressful. For every ...

What Your Coffee Table Book Says About You ~ by Madeline Goetz and McKayley Gourley A Tattered Copy of How to Win Friend...
06/16/2024

What Your Coffee Table Book Says About You ~ by Madeline Goetz and McKayley Gourley A Tattered Copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People: You’re up front about your red flags and don’t have

Best of 2022 What Your Coffee Table Book Says About You by Madeline Goetz and McKayley Gourley July 19, 2022The A24 Hardcover Hereditary Screenplay You’re a self-described “film nerd,” but anyone who’s ever played trivia with you knows you cannot back this up. You chose the Hereditary screen...

New Proposed National Holidays ~ by Connor Adams National Amelia   Day: A day where we can all just disappear and not ha...
06/16/2024

New Proposed National Holidays ~ by Connor Adams National Amelia Day: A day where we can all just disappear and not have to do anything, a great tribute! Everyone could use a break.

Best of 2022 New Proposed National Holidays by Connor Adams November 17, 2022It seems like every other day you open up your feed and there is another national something day. National Pizza Day, National Couples Day, National Restless Leg Syndrome Awareness Day. But there are some other very importan...

How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children's Authors ~ by Nat Hrvatin Judy Blume- JULIET: Are you ther...
06/16/2024

How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children's Authors ~ by Nat Hrvatin Judy Blume- JULIET: Are you there, God? It’s Me, Juliet. I just kissed this boy at a party and it turns out my

Best of 2022 How Romeo and Juliet Would Have Ended if Written By Children’s Authors by Nat Hrvatin February 15, 2022Frank Baum Juliet awakens and sees Romeo lying on the ground. A house has fallen on him. JULIET: Oh, Romeo. I don’t think we’re in Verona anymore. Juliet clicks her heels togethe...

Little Debbie's Got A FAQ For You ~ by Kit Lively We had to stop making the Zebra Cakes as it's becoming more and more d...
06/16/2024

Little Debbie's Got A FAQ For You ~ by Kit Lively We had to stop making the Zebra Cakes as it's becoming more and more difficult to get the chunks of real zebra that go into each cake. I guess they're

Best of 2022 Little Debbie’s Got A FAQ For You by Kit Lively March 4, 2022Hi Little Debbie! How’s it going? This is truly a thrill, as I’ve always been a fan of your snack cakes. Nothing like a Little Debbie snack cake at the end of a long school day! I’ve noticed recently that my favorite, ...

Spoiled: A Visual Diary of Compromised Groceries ~ by Gabriel Thibodeau I left my fridge cracked open all night. Please ...
06/15/2024

Spoiled: A Visual Diary of Compromised Groceries ~ by Gabriel Thibodeau I left my fridge cracked open all night. Please do not judge me. It was very much an accident and I very much need your help. In

Best of 2022 Spoiled: A Visual Diary of Compromised Groceries by Gabriel Thibodeau October 27, 2022I left my fridge cracked open all night. Please do not judge me. It was very much an accident and I very much need your help. In our current apocalypse, I can’t afford to throw out anything unnecessa...

What You Remember From Your Summer Reading Homework Based On What Kind Of Student You Were ~ by Kevin Lutz Atlas Shrugge...
06/15/2024

What You Remember From Your Summer Reading Homework Based On What Kind Of Student You Were ~ by Kevin Lutz Atlas Shrugged: Overachiever: Everything. It’s your favorite book, in a really annoying

Best of 2022 What You Remember From Your Summer Reading Homework Based On What Kind Of Student You Were by Kevin Lutz August 4, 2022The Great Gatsby Overachiever: It’s commentary on social classes, wealth, and the American Dream has stayed with you. Average Student: You know Gatsby wasn’t everyt...

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