The Original Detroit Homeless Free Press LLC

02/08/2024

It was brought to our attention a homeless man with the initials MFH camped out behind our building last night and shid on one of the papers delivery vehicles. He was last spotted heading towards Moots Pizzaria carrying only a chair, a paddle ball game, and a thermos.

02/05/2024

It has come to our attention that an individual claiming to be Matthew Frederick Herman has been trying to infiltrate and sabatoge our news outlet. Do not be fooled by this imposter. Stay safe Detroit.

01/31/2024

01/18/2024

Can I get a smoke off you , bruther??

01/15/2024

Thanks to Kurger Bing it's now safe for us to shidd on the floor and cumb in peace in the restroom instead of where they take orders at the drive thru....Kurger Bing The The Original Detroit Homeless Free Press LLC salutes you fine gentlemen...

02/24/2023

This is Bud. He needs a place to crash tonight. Can you help? Send grass if you can.

09/26/2022

I just went doodoo in the street. Plz send money for cigarettes/heroin. Comrade...

08/20/2022

Drink it, you coward

03/19/2022

We just realized that our head writer has been sleeping for six months. Stay tuned for more stories

08/19/2021

You seen it here first.

04/19/2021

Show us your cat photo's!

04/19/2021

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01/23/2021

This aggressive creep does NOT work for us.

01/23/2021

Dave experiences the Michigan cold and bumps into some real Detroit people.Download The One Bite App to see more and review your favorite pizza joints: https...

01/14/2021

This weirdo does NOT work for us

The manager whose name is booze decided upon giving me a really hard time earlier at the Whole Foods Market in midtown after I applied for a job there smhema...

01/03/2021

Happy Kwanzaa

12/24/2020

E-card from another satisfied customer

12/24/2020

Did someone leave their swim trunks in our lobby?

12/20/2020

Unlike other homeless news papers we would never charge for reporting issues effecting the homeless in Detroit. We also don’t abuse animals by forcing them to work as tech support in order to pay for a drug habit.

12/16/2020

We will now have copies in Sterling Heights. Thank you Detroit

12/15/2020

This man does not work for us

Lets give back during the holidays Fam!*Cash App Matt Herman @ Detroit Homeless FPOR*Ladies if you are interested hit him up 313-488-7634*Vlogmas - Stay tune...