Gong Tao Help Desk

02/06/2024

sorry big C, now lotad is my new best friend 😎

19/05/2024

what would you all do if you're in this guy's position???

📰 Excerpt from t.me/gongtaohelpdesk

16/05/2024

Daily motivational quote for my faithful followers of gongtaoism (i am not a cult i swear.)

Throughout the years, I've always gotten some sort of variation of this question, "Eh gongtao now where easy to dabao?"

There's no BEST PLACE or BEST AMOUNT to spend to dabao.

Sometimes you gotta look in the mirror and ask yourself, "if I am a girl, would I be okay to go back with this man?"

If your own answer is no, then why you expect other people's answer to be yes?

Truth is, if you satki and handsome, you go anywhere also can dabao one, it doesn't have to be transactional and it doesn't have to succeed every time, people can smell desperation from a mile away.

you all always want FREE FREE FREE, but if the product (aka you) is not appetising, appealing or tempting, girl see liao also don't want ma.

Got which car dealer sell you 2nd hand car but never clean and do cosmetic upgrade to the car one?

Got which property agent never tidy the house and leave it in a mess before they do open house one?

So if you're selling yourself, the least you can do is to look presentable to attract the initial interest, and then pray hard that your personality can carry the rest.

There's always a million excuses to not improve yourself, and that is fine, because it gives the rest of us self-improvers a chance to stand out in a sea of normalcy.

13/05/2024

hang flower $100 vs labubu $25

13/05/2024

Classic dunning kruger fallacy here, the more you think you can speak thai, the more you actually can’t.

08/04/2024

i say i duty honour country but she say diu me she go back her country

01/04/2024

The decision marks a significant step towards greater inclusivity and cultural diversity in Singapore. With the updating of various public road signs and the national pledge scheduled for 2025.

26/02/2024

31/12/2023

cheatsheet to slt it out next year 2024 hope u have bountiful siambu and none of them catch you talking to other girls

note: all the red colour days are days with alcohol sales ban so it's pointless to go even if it's a public holiday in singapore (eg. vesak day)

22/12/2023

urgent super important announcement for 555 thai music festival

17/12/2023

11 things i hate about staying in a house with 8 thai girls

27/11/2023

Reminder: Today is loy kratong which is a festival we don't care but it's quite special to your siambu.

Feel free to use this lovely meme and send it to your girls and they confirm love you back because of the very kind thai words in this picture. Don't forget to thank me.

14/11/2023

i designed my own sak yant (traditional thai tattoo).

02/11/2023

now you will know how to ask for 69

01/11/2023

salute to all the homies out there who always seem to have female friends to save the party on speed dial. 🫡

16/10/2023

at least stay in this jungle don't need to dig shellscrape lmao

01/10/2023

oh no ownself expose ownself

The Elusive Gongtao Helpdesk joins us for a tell all. Where does he souce for his freelancers, how much they make and his moral views on this career path.Hos...

19/09/2023

let limpeh teach you the ABCs of siamdiu so you can upgrade from betabet to alphabet pt2

18/09/2023

going to the 2nd most dangerous place in thailand. (most dangerous place is my bedroom)

12/09/2023

i got insider info on why the indigo concert kena cancelled but i don't want tell u

11/09/2023

let limpeh teach you the ABCs of siamdiu so you can upgrade from betabet to alphabet

10/08/2023

this is not a joke i legit very not happy with the post covid situation 😡😡😡

19/07/2023

today shop got open but i send model go eat food first