23/12/2023
I was in a commercial bus today.
I sat down at the front seat next to the driver .
Chai, i almost dÃed!
The journey had been going well not until the driver said: "omoh men I'm tired of this Nigeria ".
I decided to carry on the conversation, but one part of me was telling me that something was not right.
He was driving and he's saying he's tired of Nigeria?
Haa!
So i replied: "my brother nah so we see am ooo, let's just pray that God to help us".
"Bro you don't understand, I'm so tired of everything to the extent that i feel like dying sometimes". The driver said.
My eyes opened wide.
"Enh? Die ke?". I yelled.
"Yes my brother". He replied bluntly.
"What do you mean Die?" I asked sharply.
"Look sometimes it's just as if i should drive under trailer and dÃe".
"Enter trailer and dÃe?"
"Yes bro"
"It's like you're not well, somebody help! Help oo!" I shouted.
I started thinking about if it was heaven or hell I was going to.
Everyone in the bus started shouting.
I was even surprised that they heard what the driver said.
It was a commotion inside the bus.
And he was speeding too.
One man was even shouting: "hey mr driver stop this bus now! I am a lawyer I can sue you! Stop it now now!".
In my mind I was like werey, shebi that's even if he survives.
"I don't care what you people say I just want to dîe.....
"Oga sharrap! Sharrap and stop this bus now! Stop this muÅ™derfuvkin bus! Werey If you wan dÃe, dÃe! Sha lemme come down first!" I shouted at the top of my voice.
The driver did not stop, he kept on speeding..
Luckily for us there was traffic ahead so he slowed down.
If you see the force everyone used to jump, fly, crawl out of the bus.
Both the old and the young everyone turned to super hero's.
As for me I flew like an eagle through the window.
Then the driver was now shouting: "it was a prank!".
Which kind prank?
When everyone finally came down, we floggéd depression out of his body.
StupÃd driver. 🤣
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