02/12/2024
My wife Olivia was in the kitchen with Bisi our new neighbor's wife making breakfast when our daughter Unique started crying from the bedroom.
Is that a baby? Shola asked me as we were still cleaning the room.
Is that a baby? Bisi asked my wife in the kitchen.
Yes? I replied Shola.
Yes? My wife replied Bisi.
You have a baby? That's so cute. Please go bring the baby let me carry. Bisi said excited.
Why are you excited? You will have to chill. Olivia told Bisi.
Immediately Shola left me in the living room and rushed to the kitchen where they ladies are.
Friend you have a baby; why didn't you guys tell us? Shola asked my wife. I had to quickly follow him to the kitchen.
You guys have a baby? Like this is a whole new experience. Let's go on a vacation. Shola said.
I second this. There's this new spot in town. Let's go explore there. Bisi said. Babe I'm talking about a vacation. Like real vacation. Not just a spot to spend few days, or a date. Shola said.
Babe are you trying to call me dumb? Bisi asked Shola provoked. No babe; I didn't say that shola replied.
My wife and I were just staring at our new neighbor in silence as the fought.
You call me dumb in the presence of our new friends. Bisi said. I'm so sorry babe. I'm the dumb one. Shola said.
All of a sudden, Bisi's mood changed. You are handsomely dumb. Bisi said smiling as she touched Shola's chin in a romantic way.
We fight like this all the time. Bisi added.
I think you should leave now. I finally said to our new neighbor.
Just then Unique let out another loud cry from the bedroom.
Bisi and Shola started smiling. What's funny? I asked them really getting angry now.
Your baby don't want us to go. Didn't you just hear the baby cry when you asked us to leave. Bisi said to us as they smiled.
Olivia please go check on the Unique. I said to my wife.
You call your wife by her name? Shola asked me as my wife went to check on our baby. Yes. I replied. That's not sexy. Bisi said smacking her tongue. My baby here can never call me by my first name. Bisi said.
And she Inturns calls you by your first name? Shola asked me. Yes there's no big deal there. I mean my name is my name.
We have a lot to teach this our new friends. Shola said to his wife Bisi.
Just then Olivia came out with our child. They Baby is beautiful. We will definitely be her God parents. Bisi said as she stretch out her hands to carry baby Unique.
"Who are these people; Are they even human?" This was the question that was going through my mind
TO Be Continued.
Title: The Crazy New Neighbors 3.
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