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"No matter how special you think you are, someone must've paved the way for you." Chike "I've been hearing people I resp...
12/04/2024

"No matter how special you think you are, someone must've paved the way for you." Chike

"I've been hearing people I respect so much saying nobody paved the way for them. The truth is, there's nothing that has never been done before. No matter how special you think you are, you're inspired by something, knowingly or unknowingly. Everyone sings for a reason and everyone has got their own story. I am singing and speaking my truth but I know that everyone who came before me paved the way for me." Chike

The amount of work you need to put in for your music to be played today isn't as much as what the artists who came before you had to put in‼️

"Tiwa Savage is a queen, and Tems and Tyla are my girls." Ayra Starr "Aside from me, there alot of great women who are d...
12/04/2024

"Tiwa Savage is a queen, and Tems and Tyla are my girls." Ayra Starr

"Aside from me, there alot of great women who are doing so much for the culture right now. The women whom I think are doing so alot for the culture are Tiwa Savage, Tems and Tyla. They're all doing so amazing, Tiwa Savage is a queen, Tems is my girl and I love her so much, because she is very hardworking and so original. Then Tyla, she is that girl that has got so many crîtîcs but is always proving of them wrõng." Ayra Starr

Women's influence in African music can't be denîed. These vîrgin singers are doing the most they can to put Africa on the map👏

"You go explain tire" - Kizz Daniel replies fan who asks for the 100bags of rice he promised to share for salah celebrat...
12/04/2024

"You go explain tire" - Kizz Daniel replies fan who asks for the 100bags of rice he promised to share for salah celebration

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02/04/2024

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31/03/2024

You smoke
cigarette and w**d, you
drink all types of alcohol. You are sent
to higher institution,
you go there, you join cult groups, you
go after every
girl, you sleep with them & abandon
them, you carry
gun, you go out with your gang, you go
to rob people,
you r**e your female victims,
impregnate some in the
process. You murder the 'stubborn'
ones, you collect
money, you go and assassinate people.
You get initiated
in every bad guys group on campus,
they give you ranks
like "Ibaka", "capo", etc. You dont
attend lectures, you
threaten your lecturers & they pass you
in the exams you
did not write.
Your parents are at home, rejoicing 'my
son is in school.'
Your gang tells you that you are safe
with them, no
shaking.
You take all sorts of oaths in the name
of
"Blending". They flog you throughout
the night, they
make you enter inside a grave, six or
more guys will be
ordered to fill up the grave while you
try to jump out
from it. If you succeed in jumping out,
fine, if you don't
succeed, you will be buried alive.
They use hot iron or ax to give you
marks, all in the name
of transforming you into a real man.
You don't ask
yourself 'What is the essence of these
pains I'm passing
through?", "How much salary will I be
paid?", "Where will
this lifestyle lead me to ?", "If i die here,
what will be my
fate. "
All you want to be called a 'deadly guy',
'cartel man'
'badoo'. You forget that if anything
happens to you now,
those friends who tell you that you are
safe will abandon
you.
Lifeis too short , the girl you are having
s*x with, you
don't know where she belongs, she
may be from the
water.
You are just taking in smoke into your
body, drinking
poisons, codine, tramadol etc, things
that will make your
life shorter, in the name of "getting
high".
Your heart is hardened that you cut
your fellow human
being with axe and matchet without
mercy, you shed
blood without feelings, after all 'he is
our enemy'. Which
enemy is he?, which organisation/
country are you
fighting for?
Do yo

DANGER 🚨🚨🛑🛑🛑🔥🔥😭A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they...
08/03/2024

DANGER 🚨🚨🛑🛑🛑🔥🔥😭
A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Mvan road in Yaoundé, Cameroon 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a Guinness bottle let's see if he will get that."

So my father was given the bottle of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 months pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted 😁😳
My father got the job✌

My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart at...
21/02/2024

My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart attack and fell. My father picked her up as best he could and almost dragged her into the truck. At full speed, without respecting traffic lights, he drove her to the hospital.
When he arrived, unfortunately, she was no longer with us.
During the funeral, my father did not speak; his gaze was lost. He hardly cried.
That night, his children joined him. In an atmosphere of pain and nostalgia, we remembered beautiful anecdotes and he asked my brother, a theologian, to tell him where Mom would be at that moment. My brother began to talk about life after death, and guesses as to how and where she would be.
My father listened carefully. Suddenly he asked us to take him to the cemetery.
Dad!" we replied, "it's 11 at night, we can't go to the cemetery right now!"
He raised his voice, and with a glazed look he said:
"Don't argue with me, please don't argue with the man who just lost his wife of 55 years."
There was a moment of respectful silence, we didn't argue anymore. We went to the cemetery, we asked the night watchman for permission. With a flashlight, we reached the tomb. My father caressed her, prayed, and told his children, who watched the scene moved:
"It was 55 years... you know? No one can talk about true love if they have no idea what it's like to share life with a woman."
He paused and wiped his face. "She and I, we were together in that crisis. I changed jobs ..." he continued. "We packed up when we sold the house and moved out of town. We shared the joy of seeing our children finish their careers, we mourned the departure of loved ones side by side, we prayed together in the waiting room of some hospitals, we support each other in pain, we hug each Christmas, and we forgive our mistakes...
Children, now it's gone, and I'm happy, do you know why?
Because she left before me. She didn't have to go through the agony and pain of burying me, of being

Bloggers To Dey Lie🙄😏😱”Sometimes You Wake Up & Read That You Bought Car Of N200M When There’s Nothing Like That”–Adakiri...
20/02/2024

Bloggers To Dey Lie🙄😏😱

”Sometimes You Wake Up & Read That You Bought Car Of N200M When There’s Nothing Like That”–Adakirikiri

She said: “I am grateful to my family and management team who have shielded me from a lot of things. I am just beginning to appreciate some of these things. Sometimes, you wake up and read that you have bought a car of N200 million when there is nothing like that. These things have their way of mounting pressure on child stars, because you start craving those things instead of focusing on your development.”

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09/02/2024

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09/02/2024

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06/02/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Pono Barategi, Cent Luki, Emmanuel John, Samuel Akinsanya

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06/02/2024

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04/02/2024

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🙆🏿‍♂️😂 Where is the K in thousand . Man Asks important question 💵🇳🇬
04/02/2024

🙆🏿‍♂️😂 Where is the K in thousand . Man Asks important question 💵🇳🇬

🚨Breaking‼️Burna Boy becomes the first African artist to debut a song on the Hot 100 in four consecutive years (2021, 20...
03/02/2024

🚨Breaking‼️

Burna Boy becomes the first African artist to debut a song on the Hot 100 in four consecutive years (2021, 2022, 2023 and 2024).

Found this in my neighbour's fridge, i say make i post am before i call EFCC
03/02/2024

Found this in my neighbour's fridge, i say make i post am before i call EFCC

02/02/2024
Who comes to mind when you see this ..?
02/02/2024

Who comes to mind when you see this ..?

Na 7 mintues extra time dem give oo90' minsNigeria 1 - 0 AngolaSuper Eagles una don almost finish work, abeg ooo🙆🙆
02/02/2024

Na 7 mintues extra time dem give oo

90' mins

Nigeria 1 - 0 Angola

Super Eagles una don almost finish work, abeg ooo🙆🙆

The first person to observe what's wrong with this picture gets  #1500 data/ airtime instanta 👌👌
02/02/2024

The first person to observe what's wrong with this picture gets #1500 data/ airtime instanta 👌👌

02/02/2024

Just watch to the end, the rest is laughter ..🤣

01/02/2024

Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all of your support! Mhiz Nicky Bella

I PITIED MY OLD classmate.I met an old class mate, we had not seen each other for about 30 years. When I saw him again, ...
01/02/2024

I PITIED MY OLD classmate.

I met an old class mate, we had not seen each other for about 30 years.

When I saw him again, this time at a hotel lobby, he was looking simple. He wore simple clothes. I felt touched.

He walked up to me and was glad to see me again. But deep within me I was not impressed with his status compared to mine and poor me, I couldn't hide it.

We exchanged contact details and I could see the joy in him as he collected mine.

I told him I would drop him home in my brand new Range Rover and I pointed it to him. He declined and said he had already called for his car. It looked old, a 2001 Honda Accord.

I invited him the next day for lunch at my house. A part of me wanted to impress him, to show off my success and affluence to him; while another was to discuss opportunities and possibly help him.

He drove to Parkview where I lived. He looked impressed with my home. I had taken a heavy mortgage. In fact, I was heavily in debt. We had lunch. He told me he was into small business and particularly real Estate. I brought up more business discussions, but he didn't sound too interested. I asked him how I could help him. He said he was fine. I even told him if he was interested, I could help him secure some loans. He looked at me and smiled.

He told me he would invite me over soon to his place. His old car came for him. I was grateful to God for what I had.“Fingers are not all equal" I thought to myself. I was lucky. I worked in a good place.

Two weeks later, my wife and I went to see him in a remote area. Initially, my wife was reluctant to go because she was not impressed with the man's status as to warrant our visiting him in his house.

I was able to convince her that we were close friends in College.

We saw the Estate. We asked for directions to his home. Those leading us spoke his name with deference.

It was a simple but lovely home. A 4-bedroom bungalow. I saw 4 cars parked in front. We entered his home. It was simply elegant with a touch.

Rent a Small space at a very busy junction, don't rent a shop Buy serving plates, spoons and forksTrays for servingGet a...
22/01/2024

Rent a Small space at a very busy junction, don't rent a shop

Buy serving plates, spoons and forks
Trays for serving

Get a Wooden table or plastic table and 4chairs

Get coolers, and other few things

Very early in the morning, cook a very delicious jollof rice, party smoky jollof rice and sell

People like me love good food

Oya take recipe for Party Jollof rice for 1bag of rice

1. 50kg of Rice
2. Medium sized Basket of Fresh Tomatoes
3. 4Big Gino Tomato Paste
4. 2Maggi Chicken flavor packs and 1 Knorr Pack
5. 2 and half big pack of Curry
6. 1 small basket of onions
7. Fresh ginger and Garlic, #3000
8. A roll of nutmeg sachet
9. Shombo and tatashe(2rubber custard mix)
10. 2cuatard rubber of Pepper, atarodo
11. Kings Groundnut oil, 20ltrs
12. 2Big packs of Thyme
13. Meat stock(very important, beef or chicken or turkey)
14. 2rolls of kitchen glory
15. 2rolls of Benny spice
16. 2 rolls of Curry masala
17. 4 sachet of delice spice
18. Salt to taste, or 2big salt packs
19. 20 Bay Leaves

METHOD:

Grind your your tomatoes and all pepper with the onions and boil, to allow the water to dry

Season your meat with spices , and allow it to boil on low heat , so the meat can absorb the spices well

Remember to fry your meat by placing 1big onion inside the hot oil so it can add flavor to your fried meat!

PARTY SMOKY JOLLOF RICE
Place your big pot on fire, add the oil you used to fry your meat, allow it to get hot then pour your sliced onions inside the oil and fry

Add your tomatoes (boiled pepper),once it's fried and dried then add your tomatoe paste and fry together

Add your spices, you can add your neat stock at this point and cover it to boil well

Parboil the rice, make sure you washed the rice very well!

Open the pot and add your Parboiled rice and add it to your mix boiling on fire

Reduce the heat, so the rice won't burn too much

If it burns a little, it's still ok
After the rice is cooked well, and to taste
bring it down from fire and serve!

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22/01/2024

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Little did I know it will end this way ..
21/01/2024

Little did I know it will end this way ..

Wahala Pro Max..
11/01/2024

Wahala Pro Max..

He gave Tiwa Savage Her first major platform in Nigeria.Hé gave Chidinma a come back in her Career which she didn't capi...
11/01/2024

He gave Tiwa Savage Her first major platform in Nigeria.

Hé gave Chidinma a come back in her Career which she didn't capitalise on.

You can't talk about Omawummi's Career without remembering him.

Hé brought Wande Coal back to our memories after the Baby Face Saga..

Hé played huge role in the careers of Zoro, Ụmụ Obiligbo, And PC Lapez.

His Collaboration is ever green hits for MI, Sound Sultan, Kcee, Bracket, Phyno, Darey and Many Others.

He adopted a young blind boy and turn him to a world Star.

Yet nobody is louding his remarkable achievements.

Dear, Ijele if they don't see your impact, we are noticing it.

You are a blessing to Nigeria and Africa Music at large, only few of us may agree to this...

Flavour is a legend ❤️
Credit: Nigeria Music Chart

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