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01/04/2024

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“Alright”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list

22/03/2024

Sad news

Stella Chirambo Ng'onamo, wife to late late Flames and Mighty Mukuru Wanderers, Eddington Ng:onamo has died due to stroke at Kamuzu Central Hospital in Lilongwe.

21/03/2024

Bright Msaka yemwe ndi phungu wa DPP ku Machinga Likwenu wati anthu ambili mdziko muno sakukwanitsa kudya katatu monga momwe zimayenera kukhalira malingana ndi malonjezano omwe boma la mgwirizano wa Tonse lidalonjeza a Malawi mmbuyomu.

Izi zanenedwa pomwe aphungu akupitirizabe kuikapo ndemanga zawo pa ndondomeko ya za chuma ya chaka chino yomwe inaperekedwa ku nyumba ya malamulo ndi nduma yaza chuma Simplex Chithyola Banda.

Malingana ndi Msaka anthu ochuluka akuvutika mdziko muno kamba ka kukwera mitengo kwa katundu osiyanasiyana pa msika kutsatira kugwetsedwa mphamvu kwa ndalama ya Kwacha.

Mwazina Msaka wati boma la Tonse lalepheranso kuthana ndi mavuto akusowa kwa mankhwala mzipatala komanso mavuto akusowa kwa zipangizo zokwanira zophunzirira msukulu za mdziko muno.

Mmawu, ake Msaka wati boma la Tonse silikuchitapo kathu kuthana ndi mavuto a njala mdziko ndipo lawataya a Malawi kufika poti mpaka aneneri komanso abusa ndi omwe akukwanitsa kugawa chimanga ntchito yomwe ati imayenera kugwiridwa ndi unduna wa za ulimi ngati udindo wa boma.

Koma poyankhapo ku mbali ya boma pa nkhani yi nduna yaza umuyo Khumbize Kandodo Chiponda wati sikoyenera kunena kuti boma silikuchita po kanthu poti boma likuchita zonse zothekera kufuna kuthana ndi mavuto anjala komanso aza chuma

21/03/2024

Four people are in police custody in Nsanje district for allegedly opening farms in Matandwe Forest Reserve.

Nsanje police publicist, Sub Inspector Agnes Zalakoma, has identified the four as Mbitchana Mulinganiza, aged 78; Isaac Peter, 33; 40-year-old Esther Sempulo; and Alice Chiyembekezo, aged 23, all from Nthondo village under Senior Chief Tengani’s area.

“An assistant forestry officer was on joint operations with wildlife park officials around Matandwe yesterday. In the course of patrolling, they bumped into the suspects who were cultivating and harvesting maize.”

Sub Inspector Zalakoma says the four will face an offence of opening farms inside the protected area and conveying weapons inside

Four people are in police custody in Nsanje district for allegedly opening farms in Matandwe Forest Reserve.

Nsanje police publicist, Sub Inspector Agnes Zalakoma, has identified the four as Mbitchana Mulinganiza, aged 78; Isaac Peter, 33; 40-year-old Esther Sempulo; and Alice Chiyembekezo, aged 23, all from Nthondo village under Senior Chief Tengani’s area.

“An assistant forestry officer was on joint operations with wildlife park officials around Matandwe yesterday. In the course of patrolling, they bumped into the suspects who were cultivating and harvesting maize.”

Sub Inspector Zalakoma says the four will face an offence of opening farms inside the protected area and conveying weapons inside the protected area.

21/03/2024

The Electricity Supply Corporation of Malawi (ESCOM) has announced that it will start disconnecting power to all government ministries and departments with overdue post-paid accounts from Monday next week.

In a statement released today, Thursday, Escom says it will embark on a month-long nationwide mass electricity disconnection exercise. The power utility body says the exercise will see all overdue post-paid accounts disconnected.

ESCOM says the reconnection will be done once the outstanding balances are paid in full

15/10/2023

Inmates at Zomba prison are starving as authorities at the facility are failing to provide meals. Both the inmates and officials at Zomba Central Prison confirmed that there has been no food at the facility

15/10/2023

The High Court in Lilongwe has summoned army generals of the Malawi Defence Force (MDF) to explain why they are refusing to release documents connected to Vice President Saulos Chilima's high profile corruption case. This

05/09/2023

Dstv ibwerera lachisañu pa 8 September atakambirana ndi a Macra

26/08/2023

06/08/2023

MultiChoice Malawi has been granted an extension to their temporary stay of injunction against Malawi Communications Regulatory Authority (MACRA) that was issued on July 31 for a period of 4 days that expired on Friday,

06/08/2023

Minister of Finance and Economic Planning, Sosten Gwengwe, has disclosed that shortage of foreign currency is the major factor contributing to the scarcity of cement in Malawi. Gwengwe was responding to a question from Rumphi

05/08/2023

Team of the moment in the 2023 TNM Super League season, Chitipa United tie on 29 points with Silver Strikers but are separated by goal difference having scored 18 but conceded 14 in their 15

05/08/2023

Malawi Parliament has adopted and passed a private members motion that proposes operationalization of Section 40 (2) of the Constitution on political party funding, which had no legal framework regulations. Member of Parliament for Zomba

05/08/2023

Blantyre City Council has warned its residents that it has with immediate effect prohibited new developments from being erected on hills and stream reserves and that those who would defy the order and build shall

03/08/2023

Malawi President Dr. Lazarus Chakwera on Wednesday received Letters of Credence from five diplomatic envoys who are assuming office in their respective missions. The new envoys are; High Commissioner Her Excellency Ms. Minoli Tehani Perera

03/08/2023

Members of Parliament on Wednesday called for the recapitalization of Malawi College of Health Sciences (MCHS), which is currently going through many administrative challenges. Legislator for Salima Central West, Enock Phale, expressed concern over unfunded

03/08/2023

Tonse Alliance main partner, Malawi Congress Party (MCP), has announced that its National Executive Committee (NEC) elective convention will be held in August 2024. Addressing a news conference in Lilongwe on Monday, 29th July, 2023,

03/08/2023

State witness in the Department of Immigration recruitment scandal case, Daston Tasauka Manda, has named former Professor Arthur Peter Mutharika better half and other senior Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) officials as as masterminds of the

03/08/2023

After a site visit to Chikwawa to appreciate the progress of the Shire Valley Transformation Programme (STVP), the Office of the President & Cabinet, through it Presidential Delivery Unit (PDU) confirmed and applauded the project’s

03/08/2023

The Malawi Government, through the Ministry of Industry and Trade and Competition and Fair Trading Commission, have warned traders against taking advantage of the scarcity of cement to overcharge the product. In a joint statement

03/08/2023

President Dr Lazarus McCarthy Chakwera has assured Malawians that his government will deliver in time subsidized farm inputs under the Agricultural Input Programme (AIP). Chakwera made the assurance on Sunday when he joined a multitude

03/08/2023

Tax evaders and fraudsters Mapeto David Whitehead and Sons (DWS) Limited directors have suffered double blow following the decision by both the High Court and the Malawi Supreme Court of Appeal to reject their pleas.

02/08/2023

President Dr Lazarus Chakwera has asked the Nkhoma Synod of the Church of the Central African Presbyterian (CCAP) to assist the government in improving the living standards of Malawians. Chakwera made the appeal today at

02/08/2023

Today His excellent president of Republic of Malawi will attend and lunch à book iń Liloñgwe .

02/08/2023

Malawian currency is still down according to expert this is too much for Malawian please Reserve Banķ and Minister please do something..

02/06/2023

Officials from South Africa’s premier carrier, Airlink say they will start operating flights between Johannesburg and both Lilongwe and Blantyre in Malawi from September 23, 2023. Malawi becomes the 16th country to be included in

30/05/2023

Prophet David Mbewe has resigned from all his church and religious organisations positions amid heightened speculation that he wants to vie for the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) presidency slated in July, 2023. Mbewe has resigned