QuikNews, Nairobi (2024)

17/09/2022

Here’s a quick recap of the 10 most expensive houses in the world:

Buckingham Palace – $2.9 Billion
Antilla – $1 Billion
Villa Leopolda – $750 Million
Villa Les Cèdres – $450 Million
Les Palais Bulles – $390 Million
The Oden Tower Penthouse – $330 Million
Four Fairfield Pond – $248 Million
Ellison Estate – $200 Million
Palazzo di Amore – $195 Million
18-19 Kensington Gardens – $128 Million

16/09/2022

I SAID TODAY IS ADULT CONTENT.
ONYO!!! 18+.

14 S*X SKILLS YOU SHOULD HAVE

1. TALKING SKILLS
Sexual intimacy is nurtured by emotional intimacy which is achieved through having conversations. Learn to connect with your spouse through communication

2. KISSING SKILLS
You have to be a good kisser, learn how to give pleasure of the lips. Kiss not just the lips but fingers, shoulders, cheeks, navel and neck too

3. CUDDLING SKILLS
Many times love-making starts with a cuddle, your body heat up to each other as you embrace

4. GRABBING SKILLS
The butt, his balls, her breasts; you have to learn how grab your spouse with the right amount of pressure

5. RUBBING SKILLS
Rubbing the skin, the ni***es, the scalp, the tummy, the cl****is, the p***s is essential. Touch heightens the sensations

6. MOANING SKILLS
Moaning confirms to your spouse you are feeling good and you want more. Be a good cheerleader

7. WHINING SKILLS
When doing doggy style or you are the wife on top, you have to know how to move your waist seductively to make his p***s reach different corners in you and give him a pleasant view while at it

8. PUMPING SKILLS
Pe*******on is an art. Dear husband, don't just pump in, pump in at the right time when she is sufficiently wet and with the right thrust. Harder or softer. She loves the feeling of you entering inside her

9. LICKING SKILLS
Licking the cl****is, p***s, ni***es, skin, neck can drive your spouse crazy. Be a master in it

10. RHYTHM SKILLS
You have to be in sync with your spouse to know when to be fast or slow. Love making is like a dance for two

11. CHANGING SKILLS
You have to learn when is the best time to switch to a different s*x position. Don't switch too quickly when your spouse was getting to enjoy, don't take too much time on one style that your spouse loses interest, becomes dry, loses er****on or develops body aches

12. CIRCLING SKILLS
As a husband, as you pe*****te inside her wetness, learn to move your waist in circular motions so that yo

11/09/2022

Baba is not well.
He has been mocked pale twitter.
He has been abused so badly.
He has been ridiculed coz of his age.
He has been spat on MEMES.
The youths speak as if Baba is some Ogre.
But it is OK
Baba has sacrificed more than any other crop of politicians we have in Kenya today.
For multipartism he was put in detention for 9 years.
For sabasaba demonstrations to amend the constitution to include presidential term limits.
For democracy.
For freedom of sp*ech.
For 2010 constitution.
Baba has sacrificed.
In fact, Baba is the father of devolution which has economically transformed the counties.
Whilst the whole world recognizes Baba as an enigma, Kenyans recognize Baba as Mr. Kitendawili.
We shall heal.
-By Joseph Daktar

05/09/2022

Raila is not going to Bondo he will remain In Karen wewe ukibweka hapa kwa single room oooh Bondo express

Raila is wealthy he will not suffer akilia social media oooh bei ya unga imepanda

And remember Kenya Iko na deni ya 10 trillions inadaiwa na IMF and more will be borrowed to run government functions ,it's you ordinary Kenyan who will pay through tax , bei ya unga na sukari

05/09/2022

The Supreme Court has given its verdict which I personally respect and accept.

I truly believe this country deserved better and I hope in the future we will have that opportunity. Therefore, I hereby congratulate H.E President Elect William Ruto.

A wiseman once said that to wish your president to fail is to wish your country to fail. I would like to wish William Ruto great success as he takes the reigns. I truly hope that he will have the will to deal with run-away corruption because it is impossible to build a country’s economy under whichever model as long as public coffers are not secure and where funds meant for development projects vanish into thin air.

As the symbol of National Unity, it will be our desire that he brings together, the 7 million Kenyans who voted for him, the 7 million who voted for Raila Odinga, those who did not vote and those not registered. These are all Kenyans and he will now be the leader of all. Above all, I pray that our democratic space will remain vibrant with every Kenyan enjoying their rights, freedoms and liberties as enshrined in Chapter Four of our Constitution.

To H.E Raila Odinga, you have served your country to the best of your ability, and it involved very personal sacrifices. This country cannot boast of democracy without mentioning your name. Neither can we speak of devolution without considering your contribution. Your presidency would have fulfilled the aborted dreams of our forefathers; the journey to nationhood. You remain a true father to this nation and history will be kind to you! Baba you are a national treasure.

President Uhuru Kenyatta, your legacy will be spoken of in many years to come. Because of current political emotions, some may not fully see the heights you have lifted this country to; how you have build an infrastructure that opens Kenya to the world, and that will push it to the next economic frontier. Your vision for the country has been clear, futuristic and one that the next leadership can

05/09/2022

According to me this will be how the verdict will be done
1.Justice ouko is from Bondo and will defend the community
2.Justice Njoki ndung'u will always defend Uhuru Kenyatta
3.Justice philemona mwilu will her husband mr Amos wako
4.Cj Martha koome will defend her neighbor Martha karua
5.Justice Wanjala will defend Raila odinga

Take this to the bank

03/09/2022

PRIVATE BEDROOM MATTERS FOR SPOUSES

1. My spouse, you know I love to kiss. So please be brushing your teeth well including your tongue. Bad breath discourages kissing

2. My wife, you know I love licking your c**t. So please be having a wash regularly. Wash your va**na so that my tongue enjoys playing around it

3. My husband, you know I love sucking your p***s so please keep it clean. Change your underwear daily, shake off the urine after you p*e, keep my lollipop clean. Good hygiene=great bl****bs

4. My wife, you know I have eyes for only you. So please help my eyes to enjoy looking at you. Dress s*xy for me. In our bedroom, wear lingerie or stay naked with me. Don't hide from me the body I long for

5. My husband, I love cuddling with you. So please don't be repeating your socks, that will make the air stink. Change your socks daily. I hate smelly feet

6. My wife, I know periods are a female thing. So when you are rolling, maintain your hygiene. Change your pads or tampons regularly, take showers, change your underwear. As I cuddle up with you during that time of the month, keep the stench away

7. My husband, I love it when you make love to me with you on top. So please shower, make use of your deodorant and cologne during the day so that when you are pumping inside me I don't smell your sweat

8. My wife, I love holding you close and I know weaves as a hairstyle look good on you. So please be changing your weaves often, make sure you buy quality weaves that are easy to maintain because weaves that stink are a major turn off

9. My husband, I love it when you make me sq**rt and we make the sheets wet. So since we wet the bed together, I would find it sweet of you if you clean the sheets with me, or put a cover under me when you are about to explode my wetness so that we don't sleep on wet and cold sheets

10. My husband, I love it when you finger me during foreplay. So please keep your finger nails short and clean. Long finger nails can hurt my wet and sensit

03/09/2022

SIX GOLDEN RULES FOR SINGLE LADIES

1. Don't take off your panties because he called you beautiful. Take them off because he married you.

2. Don't open your legs because he said you will make a good mother. Open them because he's ready to be a good father after your wedding.

3. Don't take him home because he gave you a ride or bought you ice cream and fried rice. Take him home because he treated you like a queen and he is committed to be the love of your life.

4. Don't push him away because he has no money today. Hold him close if he is a man of vision. To another woman, he is Honey and he's got brighter days ahead with a prospective blossoming future.

5. Don't go punishing him because another man hurt you. All men are not the same. A man who fears God doesn't hurt people. If he loves you, give him a chance and he may be the best thing that ever happened to you.

6. Don't stay up all night praying and wondering where to find a good man. Work on your character, be an asset and not a liability and above all serve God faithfully.

22/08/2022

It will be a game of 12 players in a +90 minutes time.Under CJ Koome as the referee and 6 linesmen and Women. Kenya Kwanza Six and Azimio six.

The Lineup.
Azimio. Kenya kwanza.
1. James Orengo. 1.Katwa Kige.
2. Pheroz Nowrojee. 2. Omwanza Ombwati.
3. Tom Ojienda. 3. Kioko Kilukumi.
4. Philip Murgor. 4. Kindiki Kithure.
5. Paul Mwangi. 5. Abraham Singoei.
6. Ben Sihanya. 6. Muthomi Thiankolu

Will they draw or which team do you think will win?

21/08/2022

Kikosi cha wana AZIMIO 🥺🥺.
James Orengo✓
Otiende Amollo✓
Paul Mwangi✓
Tom Ojienda✓
Pheroze Norwoje✓
Mutula Kilonzo✓
Philip Murgor✓
Dan Mwanzo✓
🥺🥺 THIS TIME NO STONE WILL BE PASS UNTURNED

16/08/2022

To Raila Odinga , I have a few words for you;
May God grant sufficient peace to you and your family and all those who always believed in your course.For the remaining years the Lord has blessed you with, may you find peace and tranquility knowing that we love you so so much and did all we could in a honest way to support your vision for this country.
As for the young people who believe in your principles,we still have the energy and resilience to echo and champion the direction our country should move.The direction of love, inclusivity with optimal standards of honesty and integrity.

Much has been said and will be said. Many will mock you, call you a loser; make memes of you and photoshop you in obscene photos; they will say you are a perennial loser, and even call you "Mganga" and a non believer in the supreme most high God.Being tainted as less believers and less holier,their God is also our God. but they will also never forget that:-

1: You suffered in Nyayo torture chambers preserving the dignity of this nation. For many years now your eye has always shed tears courtesy of the torture fighting for equity, justice and inclusivity.

2: You are the reason we have a multiparty system.

3: You were a force that liberated us from a tyrant.

4: You gave us a new constitution.

5: Only you could put your presidential bid aside to vigorously campaign for someone who later turned their back on you.

6: You were a great whistle blower to many scandals that dug deep into our hard earned tax payers money. When dishonesty and unscrupulous agents thriving in forgery would rise, you fearlessly pointed it out.

7: These things are too many to mention...

So, our dearest , in my eyes you are an icon, you are the Mandela of our great Nation Kenya. You are beyond Kenyan presidency, you deserve better...You are the son of this land.

So many years from now my juniors will ask me, "Who was Raila Amollo Odinga?" And with tears in my eyes and a heart full of joy

12/08/2022

CONGRATULATIONS RAILA ODINGA PRESIDENT ELECT!

*Counties that Raila has won* (not governors but presidential votes)

1. Kwale Rao 125k Ruto 52k
2. Mandera Rao 103k Ruto 28k
3. Migori Rao 236k Ruto 41k
4. Mombasa Rao 161k Ruto 112k
5. Nairobi Rao 690k Ruto 480k
6. Narok Rao 144k Ruto 138k
7. Nyamira Rao 127k Ruto 77k
8. Samburu Rao 41k Ruto 27k
9. Siaya Rao 371k Ruto 4k
10. Taita Taveta Rao 81k Ruto 29k
11. Tana River Rao 51k Ruto 41k
12. TransNzioa Rao 108k Ruto 101k
13. Turkana Rao 90k Ruto 44k
14. Vihiga Rao 97k Ruto 61k
15. Wajir Rao 74k Ruto 47k
16. Busia Rao 218k Ruto 47k
17. Garisa Rao 80k Ruto 27k
18. HomaBay Rao 347k Ruto 3k
19. Kajiado Rao 150k Ruto 140k
20. Kakamega Rao 336k Ruto 130k
21. Kilifi Rao 204k Ruto 76k
22. Kisii Rao 262k Ruto 134k
23. Kisumu Rao 419k Ruto 9k
24. Kitui Rao 223k Ruto 78k
25. Lamu Rao 26k Ruto 22k
26. Machakos Rao 304k Ruto 101k
27. Makueni Rao 229k Ruto 59k

Total Counties for Raila *27* out of *47*

*Counties that Ruto has won*

1. Marsabait Ruto 59k Rao 55k
2. Meru Ruto 361k Rao 99k
3. Nakuru Ruto 428k Rao 205k
4. Nandi Ruto 249k Rao 24k
5. Nyandarua Ruto 189k Rao 50k
6. Nyeri Ruto 256k Rao 47k
7. Tharaka Nithi Ruto 121k Rao 12k
8. Uasin Gishu Ruto 267k Rao 76k
9. Baringo Ruto 175k Rao 41k
10. Bungoma Ruto 248k Rao 140k
11. Bomet Ruto 285k Rao 14k
12. Kericho Ruto 316k Rao 14k
13. Kiambu Ruto 555k Rao 189k
14. Kirinyaga Ruto 184k Rao 32k
15. Laikipia Ruto 112k Rao 46k
16. Embu Ruto 175k Rail 29k
17. Elgeyo Marakwet
18. Muranga

Total for Ruto *18* Counties

Pending Counties

1. *West Pokot*...is for Baba but even if its given to Ruto...he will have *20* Counties out of *47*

The constitution dictates that one must win in at least 24 Counties and have 50+1 of votes cast

So Raila meets the threshold.

Let's ONLY wait for CHEBUKATI to announce....forget chronicles.

05/08/2022

Uhuru says he’s sure of an Odinga win as he opens Makupa bridge
https://bit.ly/3QlG0pb

Kenyatta urged the 1.9 million Coast voters to turn out in large numbers to vote for his preferred successor.

04/08/2022

"Mr ruto is the only person who can kil you, console your people, eulogize you, finance your burial, educate your children, inherit your wife and preach during your burial ceremony. He is the true meaning of hypocrisy."

03/08/2022

Prediction of presidential results.
4.Waihiga Mwaure
3.Prof George Wajackoya
2.William Ruto
1.Raila Odinga

03/08/2022

Surebet Azimio Governors who will win the elections
1.Polycarp Igathe -Nairobi
2.Prof.Anyang Nyong'o-Kisumu County
3.Lee Kinyanjui-Nakuru
4.James Nyoro-Kiambu
5.Jamleck Kamau-Murang'a
6.Abdulswamad Nassir-Mombasa
7.Gideon Mung'aro-Kilifi
8.James Orengo-Siaya
9.Buzeki-UasinGishu
10.Kiraitu Murungi-Meru
11.Wavinya Ndeti-Machakos
12.Mutula Kilonzo Jr-Makueni
13.Purity Wangui Ngirichi-Kirinyaga
14.Lenny Kivuti-Embu
15.Ndiritu Murithi-Laikipia
16.Francis Kimemia-Nyandarua
17.Gladys Wanga-Homabay
19.Julius Malombe-Kitui
20.Joseph Ole lenku-Narok
21.Moitalel Ole Kenta-Kajiado
22.Lonyangapuo-West Pokot
23.Mohamed Mahamud-Mandera
24.Hamadi Boga-Kwale
25.Ephraim Maina-Nyeri
NB/Let's meet after elections.

27/07/2022

“The tears from the torture chambers are still running, as you can tell from the handkerchief that never leaves my hand!
For years, I was not allowed to speak with other inmates. In fact, for 6 years straight, I did not sleep on a bed.

For months on end I was either held incommunicado, in solitary confinement or handcuffed and in transit to the next prison or detention camp. Relatives died, including my beloved mother and my own brother, and I never got the chance to say goodbye.

I would not wish this torment upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. Together with my comrades who endured torture and survived those dark days of despair, we would never let Kenya degenerate down the road of terror.”- Raila Odinga

26/07/2022

SHOCKING: While Kenyans were asleep, IEBC Chairman Wafula Chebukati defended controversial firm linked to the three Venezuelans [Smartmatic International B.V] on a 2 Pages press statement at Exactly 1AM.

He says the stickers found in their bags at JKIA are "non-strategic election materials."

Okay, If the stickers were non-strategic, why not print them locally or in-house at their HQ? Why must they come all the way from Venezuela? Could we find a local company that could do this?

Meanwhile, No response given so far concerning the report by the DCI on the suspicious activities of the 3 Venezuelans found in possession of IEBC's election materials.

He fails to answer these questions;👇👇

- How did 3 Venezuelan mercenaries access election materials.

- Why were they in constant communication with Mohammed & Marjan CEO

- Why were they not invited by IEBC itself.

- How comes IEBC CEO didn’t receive materials at JKIA

- He never mentioned the countries in which Smartmatic has had rigging issues..

Weeeh!!! Chebukati Should know, IEBC might be an independent commission but it's NOT Above the law. He should note that the election is as good as the process. He is already messing up the process that will lead to nullfication of the elections.

18/07/2022

Gachagua: I have made a decision to come for the debate

https://bit.ly/3cnLrFr

Mr Gachagua said his decision to honor the debate invite was out of respect to the electorate.

18/07/2022

Ugandan court okays investigations into Sakaja’s degree
https://bit.ly/3OevC0Q

Teams University had initially asked the court to block the NCHE from investigating Sakaja's degree.

18/07/2022

Kalonzo asema Ruto hawezi kudhibiti hasira zake akiwa kiongozi

https://youtu.be/g7mY-_olVec

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18/07/2022

Sonko now takes appeal to East African Court of Justice
http://ow.ly/H7L650JXZmk

Sonko claims he has been discriminated against by Kenyan courts and has been selectively persecuted.

17/07/2022

Wooow
A banner erected in Seychelles welcoming President Uhuru ahead of his 3-day visit to the country

17/07/2022

OPINION: Things are falling apart for Kenya Kwanza Alliance under DP William Ruto. The once overconfident and boisterous DP is now increasingly paranoid.

17/07/2022

Sophia Wanuna (KTN), James Smart (NTV), Linda Alela (TV47), Jacob Kioria (KBC), Trevor Ombija (Citizen) to moderate deputy presidential debate set for July 19

17/07/2022

Update😊

IEBC Registered voters per county in Kenya 2022.

MOMBASA 654,063
KWALE 320,782
KILIFI 582,631
TANA RIVER 137,661
LAMU 79,157
TAITA TAVETA 179,234
GARISSA 207,435
WAJIR 196,466
MANDERA 211,098
MARSABIT 164,864
ISIOLO 86,143
MERU. 780,858
THARAKA NITHI 234,618
EMBU 337,627
KITUI 532,267
MACHAKOS 690,243
MAKUENI 474,493
NYANDARUA 362,357
NYERI 492,046
KIRINYAGA 378,580
MURANG’A. 628,416
KIAMBU 1,293,309
TURKANA 241,583
WEST POKOT 214,574
SAMBURU 98,081
TRANS NZOIA 395,741
UASIN GISHU 530,993
ELGEYO MARAKWET 211,352
NANDI 402,856
BARINGO 271,977
LAIKIPIA 265,842
NAKURU 1,050,367
NAROK. 397,618
KAJIADO 463,546
KERICHO 429,288
BOMET 370,399
KAKAMEGA. 841,139
VIHIGA 304,755
BUNGOMA 644,233
BUSIA 406,569
SIAYA. 518,056
KISUMU 616,871
HOMA BAY. 537,108
MIGORI. 454,954
KISII 638,603
NYAMIRA 316,389
NAIROBI 2,505,190

17/07/2022

Hussein Mohammed hints Ruto, Gachagua won’t attend Presidential Debates

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17/07/2022

UPDATE: Kenyan sprinter Ferdinand Omanyala out the 2022 World Athletics Championships in Oregon, US, after finishing 5th in the men's 100m semifinal with a time of 10.14secs

16/07/2022

Martha Karua: Raila has handed me the justice docket, I shall work diligently. I am not going to entertain corruption, all corrupt individuals will face the law.

16/07/2022

Karua vows to be a no-nonsense Justice CS
https://bit.ly/3yKnsI2

Karua vows to be a no-nonsense Justice CS

16/07/2022

Sports officials face DCI probe over Omanyala US visa saga.
https://bit.ly/3IHcSpE

Alleged inflation of the travel list from 80 persons to 112 apparently caused delays.

16/07/2022

Reprieve for households as cooking gas prices drop
bit.ly/3o8VX5T

A spot check by the Nation of retail stations shows they have cut the price of refilling 6 and 13kg cylinders.

16/07/2022

DP Ruto test drives the UDA branded 2022 Toyota Tundra 6x6 truck.

16/07/2022

Omanyala to take on Olympic champion Jacobs in 100m semis.
http://ow.ly/LinU50JXoVU

The top two finishers in the semi-finals qualify for the final.

16/07/2022

Luhya elders: Stop using Mumias Sugar revival for cheap politics.
https://bit.ly/3aGo9Kk

Talk about reviving it is meant to attract the votes of sugarcane farmers, who form a huge chunk of voters in Kakamega.

16/07/2022

Kalonzo alaumu Ruto kuhusu bei za juu za bidhaa. https://bit.ly/3Pw6BiL

KINARA wa Wiper, Bw Kalonzo Musyoka (pichani) amelaumu washirika wa Naibu Rais William Ruto kwa kuchangia mfumko wa gharama ya maisha nchini.

16/07/2022

Nigerian man fined KSh. 10,000 for insulting Kenyan girlfriend
bit.ly/3PaeBqb

Olaydaju said he had been angered by Ms Wachira who locked him indoors for hours.

16/07/2022

"Wapinzani wetu walitoa ahadi juu ya ahadi; ati kila mtoto atakuwa na laptop shule na watajenga stadiums za kisasa kila kaunti…nyinyi mliona hizo laptops na stadiums?" Raila Odinga

16/07/2022

IEBC SET to decide fate of Mike Sonko fate by Tuesday, commission chair Chebukati says after Supreme Court ruling locked out the former governor from holding any public office.
bit.ly/3z8KPfQ

Chebukati says his team will have to make a decision following the move by the Supreme Court to uphold Sonko's impeachment.