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“ I was travelling from Nairobi  to thika but when I got to githurai, I was stopped at a checkpoint by a group of  polic...
07/08/2023

“ I was travelling from Nairobi to thika but when I got to githurai, I was stopped at a checkpoint by a group of police team who accused me of not using my seatbelt.

I begged one of the female police to let me go and told her that it won’t happen again but she refused. She said she is going to seize my drivers licence and impound the car to their office.

But after much plea for hours (over 3 hrs), she decided to collect 5000k.sh last from me and which was the money I had budgeted for my fuel and other expenses.

I gave her the money SADLY and went my way.
I was about reaching ruiru when a phone rang beside me, and i was surprised to see Apple’s Iphone 14 pro max on my passenger seat.
I picked the call only to discover that the Police officer forgot her phone in my car.

Now she's begging me to return the phone to her.
If you were to be in my shoes what will you do??? Mind you about the bribe saga my dashcam recorder recorded everything

Be sincere because my head is in a serious conflict here and both angels and demons are whispering things in my ear at the same time.” 🙄🤷🥴🚶

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13/07/2023

Peace banaaa...alaaar...

President Ruto in summary: 1. Cost of living, tunashugulikia2- IEBC, please go to Parliament3. Server - Elections were c...
03/04/2023

President Ruto in summary:
1. Cost of living, tunashugulikia
2- IEBC, please go to Parliament
3. Server - Elections were credible and over
4. Handshake- IT WILL NOT HAPPEN, but we can talk within parameters of constitution.
And mr.RAILA just stopped the demonstration 😂😂😂ayam confused now😂😂

Raila has condemned heavily attack on his gas farm & Kenyatta family Northlands.Unfortunately, he NEVER condemned Kisumu...
27/03/2023

Raila has condemned heavily attack on his gas farm & Kenyatta family Northlands.

Unfortunately, he NEVER condemned Kisumu club attack or the supermarket guy who lost 20M in a day! 😢😢😢 Neither has he condemned attack on people injured and property vandalized today by his boys... sad 😢😢

So according to Raila, you can attack Hustlers' businesses but not the Rich?
I thought we're against property destruction without biasness?😢😢😢

ICC TO RAILA ODINGA: "WE ARE WATCHING YOU!"15/03/2023Statement on the March 20 Azimio ProtestsThe Hague, Netherlands.The...
15/03/2023

ICC TO RAILA ODINGA: "WE ARE WATCHING YOU!"

15/03/2023

Statement on the March 20 Azimio Protests
The Hague, Netherlands.

The International Criminal Court (ICC) has discovered a clandestine plot by Kenya's opposition leaders to actualize a heated polity through a well planned action to distabilize the country in the name of "mass protests."

The Hague believes that the actualization of this unwarranted protest in the country, would further polarize the nation and deprive Kenya the peace and tranquility, which had gradually began to creep in, after last year's General Elections.

After due consultations with the relevant structures in ICC, a conclusion has been drawn and it states;

1. We shall immediately mobilize intelligence through the investigation unit of ICC, to defend Kenya from it's enemies of peace.

2. ICC shall investigate any attempt to polarize the peace of the Country in relevant areas.

3. No youth, leader or supporters should participate in any form of protest in Kenya on March 20 or a later date, as the genuine motive of the protests has been hijacked by the enemies of the people.

4. For safety purposes, we urge all Kenyans to remain at alert against the enemies of the people.

5. We therefore, call on security agencies in Kenya to:-

(i) be aware of the plans to distabilize the polity and therefore emplace strategic measures to forestall and repel such plans on the people of Kenya and,

(ii) investigate the strange faces around major cities and dislodge their camps for the safety of the Kenyan people.

6. We urge relevant religious bodies in Kenya, to aid in maintaining the peace in the country, by praying and engaging in meaningful consultations with the government in furtherance of same.

Based on the foregoing, any attempt by opposition leaders to flood the country with hoodlums to achieve a preconceived plan to distabilize the peace of the Kenyan people, shall be vehemently dealt with in accordance with I

"I was misled not to seek re-election  as Kitui Governor, I realised too late that Azimio will not win election, but we ...
21/02/2023

"I was misled not to seek re-election as Kitui Governor, I realised too late that Azimio will not win election, but we were forced to push on and campaign for a lost project, we all knew from the word go that Raila will lose to William Ruto, the outcome was obvious that Ruto will be elected president, the current maadamano by Azimio is not only illegal but disgrace to our Nation, the purported IEBC Whistle blower and Hacklers are just lies to force Handshake, I won't be part of the people who want to destroy Kenya for their selfish interests"

Charity Ngilu lamenting.

Keep following my page;

16/10/2022

Dear All Men - Bush Meat is Sweet & Thrilling But... 🙋‍♂️Caution 3 of 3.
Nearly all married W0men know that their hubbies cross the door frame once in a while. They allow & tolerate such indiscretions because of peace & family harmony. However you should never tempt fate by crossing the rubicon. If you enjoy sampling bush meat for thrill, never ever demean or embarrass Mrs by publicly displaying affection for her rival. No lawfully married woman can accept such public humiliation. Even if she doesn't react violently on discovery, always know that it is just a matter of time & opportunity. Never dare the mother of your child(ren) to do her worst. It is reckless. In other words, ukitaka kula nyama mwitu, kulia kwa kichaka, oga mikono; osha meno na upanguze mdomo. Alafu rudi nyumbani kwako kwa kipoole na ukalie sofa na ukimye k**a paka.
NB: This advice is given from the experience of successful conclusion of 10+ matrimonial; divorce, child custody & maintenance cases in Nairobi during the last 36 months via Collins Wanderi & Company.


Courtesy of Collins Wanderi

15/10/2022

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29/09/2022

What really happened between JOYCE WA MAMA and KATERINA???😳😳

NAIROBI.

A woman called Katerina Murigi, who allegedly assaulted popular Kikuyu Benga singer Joyce Wa Mama, has shared her side of the story.

Katerina claims that the truth has been twisted for the sake of publicity.

Speaking to , the professional cake baker said her reputation was ruined by what she called lies spread on social media and this has undermined her business.

“It was a lie because at first, they said it was an acid attack, and then later in a recent interview … they said it was pepper spray,” Katerina said.

“So how it has turned from an acid attack to pepper spray is not adding up, but they have spoilt my name, and they have spoilt my brand’s name.”

She said she wanted to set the record straight. “They assaulted me, actually I have injuries from being assaulted by Wa Mama’s guys. I was doing that for self-defence after the guys had attacked me and taken my phone.”

Snatched her phone
She said the men, believed to be Wa Mama’s bodyguards, snatched her phone from her in an attempt to delete proof of her conversation with Kikuyu singer Wanja Asali.

“I told them that I was not going to leave the place without my phone, which I believe they had taken to delete the conversations we had with Wanja Asali,” she said.

She added that she “had talked to Wanja and she confirmed she was seated there, and I was going to join them and I did not even know Joyce was there at the VIP lounge”.

She said she used pepper spray in self-defence after the unidentified men assaulted her.

“I was not going to meet Joyce, and I had nothing to do with Joyce. I was going to see Wanja but after the guys [with them] roughed me up … I used my pepper spray to demand my phone and stop them from assaulting me.”

She went on: “I did not make Joyce Wa Mama’s cake; I had made it for another client at a club close to the one Joyce was at.

“So after my client’s party was over, and Wanja was performing there, I asked Wanja if she was heading home because we knew each other and had met a couple of times before.”

Wanja told her she was heading to Wa Mama’s party.

Katerina then left Mayors Resort to join Wanja at the party.

“When I got there, I called her and asked her where she was seated and she directed me to the VIP lounge. I went and sat at a table next to hers because it was empty.”

She claimed “two or three” men started harassing her, saying that they didn’t know her.

She told them she had been invited by Wanja and pulled out her phone to show them the proof.

“The moment I showed them the call logs, they snatched the phone and I think they wanted to delete the call logs so that there isn’t any evidence that I was speaking to Wanja,” she said.

“The manager and the bouncers knew me so they came to defend me. By that time, I had already been beaten up.”

Katerina added that all the while, Wanja acted like she did not know her and watched as she was roughed up by Wa Mama’s men.

“All this time, Wanja was just seated there and pretended like she had not even talked to me,” she said.

As she walked out, one of the men grabbed her, prompting her to get her pepper spray. “Joyce was not anywhere close,” she said.

Katerina said she and Wanja met back in May and the latter suggested they exchange contacts for possible business in the future.

“I had baked a cake for another musician and when she saw me, she asked if I was the one who baked the cake and I told her yes,” she said.

“She asked if we could exchange contacts just in case she might want to order a cake in the future.”

Katerina said the two subsequently met about four times at different events, “maybe when she was performing or at birthday celebrations, because musicians hire me a lot to bake them cakes”.

FACTS ABOUT DOGS- An adult dog has 42 teeth.- A dog’s sense of smell is more than 1 million times stronger than that of ...
15/09/2022

FACTS ABOUT DOGS

- An adult dog has 42 teeth.

- A dog’s sense of smell is more than 1 million times stronger than that of a person.

- Spaying or neutering your dog can help prevent certain types of cancer.

- If never spayed or neutered, a pair of dogs can produce 66,000 puppies in 6 years.

- A dog’s sense of hearing is more than 10 times more accurate than that of a person.

- The average dog can run about 19 miles per hour at full speed.

- Dogs are mentioned 14 times in the Bible.

- A dog’s nose print is one of a kind, very similar to a person’s fingerprint.

- The average body temperature for a dog is 101.2 F

-The only sweat glands a dog has are between its toes.

-Dogs are omnivorous; they need to eat more than just meat.

- Dogs have twice as many ear muscles as people.

- Dogs will be submissive to anyone they feel is higher up in the pack.

People have been keeping dogs for pets for 12,000 years.

A female dog carries her puppies for about 60 days before they are born.

- It is a myth dogs are color blind; they actually see color, just not as vividly as a person.

- Obesity is the number-one health problem in dogs.

11/09/2022

Now whats wrong with AZIMIO'S....SURELY..😳😳
No holds barred by Judges in the face of deliberate attempts to mislead the court, in the face of false testimony and manufactured evidence. What were Judges supposed to say when you presented 2017 IEBC Servers logs? What were judges supposed to say when you tried to mislead them about Jose Camargo capturing results from polling stations and altering them? What were judges supposed to say when you had no results from polling stations to compare and contrast with the Jose Camargo results? Mumedandanya baba for so long as you get elected and Baba fails. You declared BBI unconstitutional in the Senate only to appear for Baba in court to defend BBI.
AAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH Watuachishe sasa...done and dusted..alaaa...ate East african court...to present or petition what?

09/09/2022

By the way,how is murathe and maina k**anda?🤣🤣

Coming soon at ur nearby cinema hall...    🤣🤣🤣🤣
05/09/2022

Coming soon at ur nearby cinema hall...




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Uhuru's speech should have been more gracious and reconciliatory. He stood to lose nothing by congratulating his deputy....
05/09/2022

Uhuru's speech should have been more gracious and reconciliatory. He stood to lose nothing by congratulating his deputy.

It is not right that political differences should result in enmity and hatred of such a personal magnitude.

Having chosen democracy as our preferred system of government, we shouldn't struggle with accepting the outcomes of democracy however much we disagree with such.

02/09/2022

SC Murgor: UDA Agent signed form 34A on 07 August before elections.

DCJ Philomena: But your agents also signed on same date.

SC Murgor: Then It must be Original my Lady

😂😂😂wueeh...

02/09/2022

AZIMIO LAWYERS VS SUPREME COURT JUDGES

SC Murgor: This elections were conducted in Venezuela. President Elect was decided by Venezuelans

Judge Smokin: Did you Vote?

SC Murgor: Yes my Lord I voted

Judge Smokin : Did you fly to Venezuela to vote?

SC Murgor: No my Lord, I voted in Kenya. I'm Sorry,

So far so good!

Azimio ni kubaya🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

31/08/2022

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS AT THE SUPREME COURT:

Judge Lenaola: Did the four dissenting Commissioners ever complain about Chebukati’s action before they walked out?

Judge Ouko: What are the ingredients to be satisfied before the Court that can invoke sec 80(4) of the Election Act as pleased by Azimio?

What is the relevance of spoilt votes in computing the Presidential results?

Judge Njoki: Can handwriting be capable of being changed in the form 34As through staging?

Does the voter suppression as claimed by Azimio affect only the Presidential election?

Judge Wanjala: What is the relevance of the voter turn out in the Presidential election?

Why could the dissenting Commissioners protest against Chebukuti’s harassments on time?

Judge Ibrahim: Feasibility of the reliefs sought; If the election is annulled, due to Chebukati’s malfeasance, what is probably way to guard on the possible lacuna in the event Chebukati is impeached?

Deputy CJ Mwilu: When did the Commission become dysfunctional and what were the corrective measures attempted?

In Maina Kiai's case; When a photo is taken in its original nature and form from the polling stations; are they taken as a PDF?

What should be done as a corrective measure against the "rogue" Chair of this dysfunctional Commission and whether to ignore the Constitutional safeguards which are already in place so far as his impeachment is concerned?

Should the actual winner be identified by the Court; should he be declared?

CJ Koome: All my questions have been asked by my fellow Judges

If the Chebukati is found culpable, what do we do should there be a repeat Elections in light of Article 251(2) CoK?

Address us also on Election offences whether if this Court makes an order against Chebukati on Election Offences, will the Supreme Court usurp powers of the subordinate courts that are supposed to deal with Election offences.

At what time was the Commission rendered moribund?

To Kibe, how did you know that 700 thousand people did not vote?

Judge Lenaola: Section 6 of the IEBC ACT states that the Chair must be an advocate of the High Court with the qualification similar to a Judge; if the Court removes Chebukati, will the Commission still be legally constituted to oversee an election?

31/08/2022

If you're in Kenya Kwanza and you still don't know what is happening, let me share some highlights to you;

1. Azimio wanted to subvert the will of the People (the how can't be detailed here now),
2. As Kenya Kwanza soldiers, we sealed all the loopholes they wanted to use for their subversion,
3. Once they realized their plan has failed, they opted for propaganda. Propaganda wasn't bought by Kenyans,
4. They opted to make another plan which is = cause chaos at Bomas, delay the process, create doubt, and stage a protest ( a lot happened on the background including pressuring Chebukati), again the delay process plan failed terribly,
5. They decided to divide the commission through their OPAQUE moles before Chebukati announced the results,
6. They also agreed after Chebukati's announcement, do a press, brief of filing a petition in agreement with the OPAQUENESS since the narrative has gone into people's minds,
7. The question comes in, where is the evidence to present? & the answer is, tamper with some forms on the portal, create a diversion, and make a point of 'benefit of doubt' in court, (again I can't go into details with this),
8. Since they know HE Hon Dr William Samoei Ruto will beat them hands down, they agreed that in Supreme Court they will demand for a recount and call for Hon Raila Odinga to be announced as the winner, since 'their' evidence (evidence not deduced from IEBC portal nor the physical IEBC forms) proves so. They now know that Hon Raila won't be announced as the winner by the court, they have planned for another plan which is:

Incase of a re-run is declared;

a) Boycott,
b) Demand for a fresh Commission without Chebukati,
c) Install own trustable Commission,
d) Go for a re-run, and
c) Boom State House ASAP.

They also know that HE Ruto's win might be affirmed and so they have agreed on the contagious plan which is;

Incase of no re-run,

a) force for handshake and government sharing,
b) initiate an impeachment process,
c) ( I can't make it public for now)

As Kenya Kwanza brigade, we are way ahead of them 💯💯💯

One story goes that Raila’s father was cursed by the 17th King of Wanga Nabongo Mumia, who told him that he and his offs...
24/08/2022

One story goes that Raila’s father was cursed by the 17th King of Wanga Nabongo Mumia, who told him that he and his offspring would manage to come close to the echelons of power but never possess it. This shows that it was Jaramogi who was cursed and not directly Raila. Rather Raila is a victim of the curse for being the child of Oginga. However, this story, when I came across it, did not explicitly explain why Nabongo would do that.
2.Curse by Jaramogi Oginga Odinga.

The second story I came across before quitting my aimless wandering in the streets of Google, was that it was Oginga himself who cursed him. It allegedly happened during a delegates conference at a city stadium in 1992, when Odinga forcefully disrupted the event with an army of youths and confronted Jaramogi, who was addressing the conference as the chairman of Ford Kenya.

22/08/2022

The Happenings In the Supreme Court From Today!

• Azimio has until 2 Pm today 22/08/2022 to file their Petition at the Milimani Law courts.

• On Tuesday 23/08/2022, Azimio will serve the respondents that are ( IEBC and President-Elect Dr. William Samoei Ruto)

• Then Within 4 days after petitioners filed their case, the respondents will then file their Replies that's on 27th/08/2022

• This will now set the stage for the start of the hearing of the petition.

• Remember the case should be concluded 14 days from the day the petition was filed that's tomorrow and the Verdict is to be given on 4th/9/2022

• President-Elect Dr. William Samoei Ruto will then be sworn in 7 days after the ruling that's the Next Tuesday after the judgment.

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