04/06/2024
The first time I went to a Spa, I told the receptionist I wanted a neck massage. She pointed at a chair in the open space and said that a neck massage was ₦20,000 and a neck massage with a happy ending was ₦50,000 while pointing at a room.
I didn't want disturbance, so I picked the room option. 15 minutes later, the neck massage was done, and the masseuse asked me if I wanted her to pull my trousers or if I preferred to do it myself.
I was surprised. My trousers for what? "Oh, it seems you like role-play boss. Alright, I will remove it myself since you paid well."
I shouted and ran out. The lady was embarrassed. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said I paid for a happy ending.
"Ehh naw to do a proper neck massage; what else did I pay for?"
The three ladies present there burst out laughing and explained what a happy ending meant.
Shame didn't allow me to ask for a refund, so I left peacefully.
KelvinSkippo
