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06/08/2024

Veteran Actress Connie Chiume Has Passed Away🕊️ In Hospital Today August 6th 2024.😭😭 Rest well 😔

02/08/2024

Ten Unknown Facts About

1. Founding and History: BMW, Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, was founded in 1916 in Munich, Germany, initially producing aircraft engines. The company transitioned to motorcycle production in the 1920s and eventually to automobiles in the 1930s.

2. Iconic Logo: The BMW logo, often referred to as the "roundel," consists of a black ring intersecting with four quadrants of blue and white. It represents the company's origins in aviation, with the blue and white symbolizing a spinning propeller against a clear blue sky.

3. Innovation in Technology: BMW is renowned for its innovations in automotive technology. It introduced the world's first electric car, the BMW i3, in 2013, and has been a leader in developing advanced driving assistance systems (ADAS) and hybrid powertrains.

4. Performance and Motorsport Heritage: BMW has a strong heritage in motorsport, particularly in touring car and Formula 1 racing. The brand's M division produces high-performance variants of their regular models, known for their precision engineering and exhilarating driving dynamics.

5. Global Presence: BMW is a global automotive Company

6. Luxury and Design: BMW is synonymous with luxury and distinctive design, crafting vehicles that blend elegance with cutting-edge technology and comfort.

7. Sustainable Practices: BMW has committed to sustainability, incorporating eco-friendly materials and manufacturing processes into its vehicles, as well as advancing electric vehicle technology with models like the BMW i4 and iX.

8. Global Manufacturing: BMW operates numerous production facilities worldwide, including in Germany, the United States, China, and other countries, ensuring a global reach and localized production.

9. Brand Portfolio: In addition to its renowned BMW brand, the company also owns MINI and Rolls-Royce, catering to a diverse range of automotive tastes and luxury segments.

10. Cultural Impact: BMW's vehicles often become cultural icons, featured in fi

02/08/2024

WHY ARE MEN IMPORTANT??

1. You can't spell *(Madam)*

without the *(Adam)* in it

2. Neither can you spell *(Woman)*

without the *(Man)*

3. You also cannot spell *(Female)*

without the *(Male)*

4. Nor spell *(She)*

without the *(He)*

5. You most definitely cannot spell *(Mrs)*

without the *(Mr)*

6. When a *woman* is seeing her monthly flow it's called MENstration *(men)*

7. When she's old and don't see her monthly flow it's called *MENopause* *(men)* ...

8. Manicure*(Man)

9. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say *(Amen)*

and not *(A-women)* ..

CLASS DISMISS.

I know say this one sweet the men
Look at their coconut head 🙄😒

24/07/2024

📌 Brenda Fassie 🇿🇦

Brenda Nokuzola Fassie was a South African singer, songwriter, dancer and activist.

Affectionately called MaBrrr by her fans, she is also known as the "Queen of African Pop", the "Madonna of The Townships" or simply as The Black Madonna.

She was born on 3rd November 1964 at Langa, Cape Town, South Africa. She died on the 9th of May 2004 (aged 39 years) at Sunninghill, same South Africa.

She is popularly known for her hit track Vulindlela which has gathered multiple millions of views across all media platforms and was vibed to all over the world.

She was the niece of the famous activist-turned-president, Nelson Mandela, and held many of the same political stances throughout her life.

She brought South African and of course African music to the limelight. Let's remember her 🥰❤️👏🏽

Just comment one song yu remembered her with ☺️☺️☺️

17/07/2024

THE HISTORY OF CHIBUKU BEER.

Chibuku was the brainchild of a German man who did business in Kitwe. He was the man who actually built the original Nkana Hotel.
His name was Heinrich. Heinrich used to trade a lot in the African mining townships on the Copperbelt and realised that the miners who were all recruited from the villages all over the country and indeed even in Malawi and Tanzania all had one thing in common, a love for traditional beer brewed with millet, sorghum or maize.
He saw a business opportunity. He got some women to teach him how to brew traditional African beer and he then developed a process of brewing it in industrial quantities and hygienically. Today's chibuku is fermented from sorghum malt and maize hops. Its taste is at its best after a couple of days of being brewed. The imbibers then say, "Ubwalwa nabukalipa" meaning the beer is strong. Direct translation would be,"The beer is angry😂"
He then made a deal with the mine township owners to open taverns in the townships where the beer was delivered in huge tankers and then dispensed in buckets.
He went even further when he noticed that business was only good at paydays. He went to the Mine township manager and set up a system where miners would write their names and mine numbers in a big ledger and at the month end the mines would deduct from the miners pay. A broke miner would say, "Mpeni ko ubwalwa , mulembe mu chu buku? (Please may I have a carton and write it in the big book?)
His beer began to be called ubwalwa bwamu chi buku. Heinrich and his workers began to call it Chi buku (Big Book.) His company Heinrich Syndicate grew and covered Zambia and Zimbabwe before it was bought out by Anglo American.
So all those Kenyans, Zimbabweans, Malawians, South Africa and Batswana trying to claim that Chibuku is their brand, it was born in Zambia. Chibuku is now marketed in East and West Africa and Botswana and South Africa.

10/07/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Paul Vyalema Ngwira, Mc Donald Sendeza, Anthony Foloko Msukwa, Bishop Raphael Suwilanji Silwamba, Mathieu Kamozah Ndhlovu, John Banda, Salomé Titus, Sam Pochettino Mpindamalata Snr, Bernard Kaunda, Edgar Walker Mathews Phiri, Andy Shaibu, Boma Affu, Clement Tabu, Shaabani Longolola, Peace Mwasamwene, James Chikola, Jalinet Khembo, Dianah Banda, Fuchi Jonas, Ishue Jamer, Brian Kamotara Shaba, Innocent Yamikani Jentala, Wittie Winazo Witnah, Cecilia Masonjo, Boyd Phiri, Eston Chileshe, Peter Chambani Khosa, Ivy Benah Chaza, Mayamiko Evason, Martin D Chimenya, Nachibwe Wa Achibwe, Abdul R Rasheed, Phillip Misomali, Emenace Columbus, Harvey Chipiliro Kumwenda, Tapfuma Khabo, Vennasio Jumbe, Ziad Mubita Limbikani, Nyex Mw, Nhlanhla Jabu, Enock Philip, Cardoso Machesso, Alie Soxy Mereca, Milica Shadreck, Martin Isaac Pilato, Chigonjetso Muva, Albert Mogowa, Nestor Chinthenga, Sherif Sherif, Lawrent Mvula

06/07/2024

OUR FATHER
Our father who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
on earth,as it is in heaven.
Give us this day
our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass
against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.🙏🙌👏🔥

05/07/2024

Malawian origin
The origin of Malawi can be traced back to the Maravi Empire in the 16th century, which was a powerful and advanced empire that straddled present -day Malawi, Mozambique,and Zambia.

Here are some of the key points about the origin of Malawi.
The Malawi Empire was known for its iron workers, and the name Malawi is thought to come from the word Maravi, which means "flames". The Empire was founded by the Amaravi people, who eventually became known as the Chewa. The Chewa migrated to Malawi from the Morden day Republic of Congo to escape unrest and disease. The Maravi Empire began on the southwest shores of Lake Malawi and eventually encompassed most of the Morden Malawi as well as parts of Mozambique and Zambia. The Empire was known for its advanced farming techniques, strong trade networks and rich cultural heritage.
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01/07/2024

😂🤣😂🤣...!!!

01/07/2024

😂🤣😂 life 🧬

30/06/2024

REMEMBER YOU FOR EVER 😭😭😭

23/06/2024

🤣😂🙌

18/06/2024

"When we answer the phone, we typically say 'Hello.' But what is Hello?

It may surprise many to learn that 'Hello' is not just a greeting, it's rather the name of a specific person. 'Hello' was in fact the name of Alexander Graham Bell's fiancée, Margaret Hello.

Bell, the inventor of the telephone, used 'Hello' as the first word during the initial test of his invention. This simple utterance quickly became the standard opening for phone calls worldwide, enduring as the greeting we use to this day when picking up the phone."🤔🤔

17/06/2024

Inspired by Malawi 🇲?? fashon

Malawi, a landlocked country in southeastern Africa, is known for its stunning landscapes, diverse wildlife, and friendly people. It is bordered by Zambia, Tanzania, and Mozambique. The country is often referred to as the "Warm Heart of Africa" due to the warmth and hospitality of its people. Here are some key points about Malawi:

1. **Capital and Largest City:** Lilongwe
2. **Population:** Approximately 19 million
3. **Official Languages:** English and Chichewa
4. **Independence:** Gained from the UK on July 6, 1964
5. **Currency:** Malawian kwacha (MWK)
6. **Climate:** Subtropical, with a rainy season from November to April
7. **Economy:** Predominantly agricultural, with to***co, tea, sugar, and coffee as major exports
8. **Lake Malawi:** One of the largest and deepest freshwater lakes in the world, known for its diverse fish species
9. **National Parks:** Liwonde National Park, Nyika National Park
10. **Culture:** Rich in traditional dance, music, and art
11. **Cuisine:** Nsima (maize porridge), Chambo (fish from Lake Malawi), and ndiwo (vegetable relish)
12. **Wildlife:** Home to diverse species including elephants, hippos, and various bird species
13. **Challenges:** High poverty rates, HIV/AIDS, and limited access to healthcare
14. **Education:** Improving but still faces issues like low literacy rates and lack of resources
15. **Tourism:** Known for safaris, lake activities, and cultural experiences
16. **Religion:** Predominantly Christian with a significant Muslim minority
17. **Music:** Traditional music with instruments like the mbira and modern influences like gospel and reggae
18. **Flag:** Consists of three horizontal stripes (black, red, green) with a rising sun in the black stripe
19. **Traditional Clothing:** Chitenje, a colorful fabric worn by women
20. **Sports:** Popular sports include football (soccer) and netball
21. **Natural Resources:** Land, forests, and minerals such as uranium and coal
22. **Health:**

16/06/2024

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12/06/2024

12 Reasons Why Reading Books Should Be Part of Your Life:
1. Knowledge Highway: Books offer a vast reservoir of knowledge on virtually any topic imaginable. Dive deep into history, science, philosophy, or explore new hobbies and interests.
2. Enhanced Vocabulary: Regular reading exposes you to a wider range of vocabulary, improving your communication skills and comprehension.
3. Memory Boost: Studies suggest that reading can help sharpen your memory and cognitive function, keeping your mind active and engaged.
4. Stress Reduction: Curling up with a good book can be a form of mental escape, offering a temporary reprieve from daily anxieties and a chance to unwind.
5. Improved Focus and Concentration: In today’s fast-paced world filled with distractions, reading strengthens your ability to focus and concentrate for extended periods.
6. Empathy and Perspective: Stepping into the shoes of fictional characters allows you to develop empathy and gain a deeper understanding of different perspectives.
7. Enhanced Creativity: Reading exposes you to new ideas and thought processes, potentially sparking your own creativity and problem-solving skills.
8. Stronger Writing Skills: Immersing yourself in well-written prose can improve your writing style, sentence structure, and overall communication clarity.
9. Improved Sleep Quality: Swap screen time for a book before bed. The calming nature of reading can help you relax and unwind, promoting better sleep quality 🙏

12/06/2024

SOME FACTS ABOUT AFRICA.

-Africa is the second largest continent in the world.

-The hottest desert in the world is in Africa. The Sahara desert.
-The largest river in Africa is river Congo.

- The longest river in Africa and in the world is river Nile.

- The highest mountain in Africa is mount Kilimanjaro found in Tanzania.

- The largest lake is Africa is lake Victoria found in East Africa.

- The inland drainage lake in Africa is lake Chad.

-The temperate grass land in Africa is the veld found in South Africa.

- The highest water fall is Africa is the Victoria fall.

-The largest Island in Africa is Madagascar.

- The largest country (land surface) in Africa is Democratic Republic of Congo.

- The smallest and least populated country in Africa is Seychelles.

- The African country which last gain independence is Southern Sudan. The capital is Juba

- The largest city in Africa is Cairo.

- The most developed country is Africa is the Republic of South Africa.

- The rift valley is found in East Africa.

- The lake district is found in East Africa.

- An important watershed in West Africa is the Futajalon Highland.

- The chief producer of cocoa in Africa is Côte D'ivoire.

- The chief producer of tea in Africa is Kenya.

- The most mountainous part in Africa is East Africa.

- The deserts in Southern Africa are called Nimib and Kalahari

- The wettest place in Africa is Debuncha found in Cameroon.

- Fertile places in the deserts in Africa are called Oasis.

- The ship of the dry desert in Africa is called the camel. 🐪

- Two man made lake in Africa are Akosombo and Kainji.

06/06/2024

1.. My sister, if your boyfriend has a car,
Break the windscreen 😁😁
If he doesn't beat you, marry him 🥰coz he's a husband material 😋😋

2.. Beauty✨ is not how you look, it's not how handsome you are, it's not your figure too..😏
Beauty is the inner self.. So change your underwear daily 😜😜

3.. Sorry to disturb you, abeg no vex oo!!just thinking about this since morning 🥺🥺
If I put kerosene for fridge, E go block?? 🤔.. I just dey ask 🚶🚶

4.. I kissed my neighbors daughter in my dream, but she saw me dis morning and pretend and did as nothing happened 😏😏
Girls can pretend eehn😜😂😂

5. I still remember the day I met my Facebook friend,
We were talking and laughing.. Then, her boyfriend out of jealousy pounced out and say.. "chisom,🙄 do u know that making a girl who is not your girlfriend laugh is FUNNYcation?? 🥺🥺
😂😂

6.. I have done many mistakes in my life, but fighting in the place where nobody will separate us, I will never try it again 🙅‍♂️
The idiot hold my neck 😭😭😭

7..my neighbors daughter is so stupid 😡
Imagine, she gets zero when I did the assignment for her 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

8.. JEALOUSY GUY BE LIKE:
Him-"babe, where are you 🙄
Her-"I'm in church 😏
Him-"give Jesus the phone, I want to talk to him 😜😂😂

9.. Please be careful🙏
They are now selling fake rat poison in the Market.. Please be wise before buying it, don't forget to taste it🙈.. The original one taste salty 😂😂

10.If u start feeling that u are in love. Wash ur face with boiled water🙄

11.The prøblem we have in Africa is after they've finished reading ur jokes and laugh, they hārdly like or comment nor even appreciate the person😁🤣

05/06/2024

Don't Marry because of S*X
Don't Marry because u are getting OLD
Don't Marry because u are of AGE
Don't Marry because u are LONELY
Don't Marry because u need someone to support you FINANCIALLY
Don't Marry because u got PREGNANT for him
Don't Marry because u don't want to LOSE the PERSON,
Don't marry because of Family PRESSURES.
Don't Marry because u like the IDEA of MARRIAGE
Don't Marry because of PITY or out of PITY
Don't Marry because of TRIBE
Don't Marry because u admire WEDDING GOWNS you see,
Don't Marry because u love KIDS
Don't Marry because all your friends are getting MARRIED
Don't Marry because of Physical/ Academic Qualifications

!!But!

Marry your best friend that have a pure heart and True love❤️ inclusive and to FULFILL DESTINY..

03/06/2024

The first phone call in history was made 148 years ago. Alexander Graham Bell used the telephone in New York to call Chicago (1876).

Around 148 years ago, the famous Scottish scientist Alexander Graham Bell conducted the first live experiment to hold a telephone conversation between two distant cities. A call was made between Bell and his friend and assistant, Thomas Watson, while they were in Boston and NewYork.

The first call was between Bell and his assistant Watson and went as follows:
"Come here, Mr.Watson , I need yu 💞

02/06/2024

Okay,....!!!!!!?

02/06/2024

I called my husband to get diapers and baby milk while returning from work, after about 2hours I called to remind him but he wasn't picking up, I called more than 20 times cause he was supposed to be home but he wasn't still picking, my mind was restless,I wondered what would make my husband ignore my calls for so many time, no Ifemi isn't a cheat, he doesn't keep late night, what has happened to my husband? I kept wondering.

Not long I heard someone banging madly on the door what, Mrs Bassey, Mrs Bassey she called,I checked through the window,what is it please I said through the window, your husband, your husband is being beaten up by angry mob,the owner of the shop he bought from accused him of stealing so they beat him up,comeoooo comeooooo they went to buy fuel to burn him.

I left my sleeping baby in the house,I forgot to lock the door,the only thing I remember was calling the police to come immediately,I ran without bra to the street where it happened,oh my God,my husband was naked and fuel was poured on him already,I hugged him,kill me too,kill me too I screamed,how can a man that has over 70million naira in his account be a thief? What did my husband steal I shouted, my wrapper fell off I was left with my top an tight,kill me too, I said ,they tried pushing me away madam we will burn you too,leave or we will burn two of you,they said but I was willing to die along,my husband isn't a thief,what did she claim he stole? I'll pay 50times,one of the women noticed my C.S fresh scar, madam leave here and go look after your baby u just had C.S and you don't need this stress, she said, I didn't care all I wanted was for them to leave my husband, one of the guys hit me with a wood that was when my husband begged me to go take care of our baby that two of us can't die leaving the baby,I didn't even bother to leave him but they started beating me along and pushed me away my husband was half dead the guy poured another fuel on him and lighted him up, immediately the po

01/06/2024

AFRICA 🌍

Africa is a continent rich in history, culture, and diversity. From the ancient civilizations of Egypt and Ethiopia to the colonial era and struggles for independence, Africa's history is a tapestry of triumphs, challenges, and resilience.

The history of Africa dates back thousands of years, with evidence of early human ancestors found in regions such as the Great Rift Valley. Ancient civilizations like the Kingdom of Kush, the Mali Empire, and the Kingdom of Aksum flourished, leaving behind impressive architectural wonders and cultural legacies that continue to inspire awe today.

The continent's history was forever changed with the arrival of European colonizers in the 15th century. The scramble for Africa led to the exploitation of its resources, the imposition of colonial rule, and the devastating effects of the transatlantic slave trade. Despite these challenges, African nations fought for independence in the 20th century, leading to the birth of new nations and the struggle for self-determination.

Today, Africa is a continent on the rise, with a vibrant cultural scene, economic growth, and a young population driving innovation and change. As the cradle of humanity, Africa's history is a testament to the resilience and strength of its people, and a reminder of the rich tapestry of cultures and traditions that make the continent a truly unique and diverse place.

30/05/2024

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28/05/2024

A B or C?🙈
Small Large or Medium? 😅

26/05/2024

A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.

HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, second reason....!

HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.

MADAM: Who told you that?

HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.

MADAM: Okay, last reason.

HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bēd

(Madam got furious, grāb a stīck to smāsh her head)

MADAM: Did my husband say that?

HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bēd.

MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase it 😂🤣

26/05/2024

Lily 😯

26/05/2024

POISON THAT KILLS MEN

Once upon a time a beautiful girl got tired of her marriage life and wanted to murder her spouse.

One morning she ran to her mother and say to her " mother, I am tired of my husband I can no longer support his nonsense. I want to kill him but I am afraid Law of the land will hold me responsible, can you please help me mother?"

The mother answered:

- Yes my daughter I can help you, but, there is a little task attached.

The daughter asked "what task? I am willing and ready to assume any task attached in order to get him out"

OK, said the mother,

1..You will have to make peace with him, so that no one will suspect you when he is dead.

2.. You will have to beautify yourself in order to look young and attractive to him

3.. You have to take good care of him and be very nice and appreciative to him

4.. You have to be patient, loving and less jealous, have more listening ears, be more respectful and obedient

5. Spend your money for him and don’t get angry even when he don't give you money for whatever

6. Don’t raise your voice against but encourage Peace and love so that you will never be suspected when he must have died.

Can you do all of that?
Asked the mother.
Yes i can. She replied
OK, said the mother.

Take this powder and pour a bit in his every day meal, it will slowly kill him.

After 30 days the lady came back to her mother and said.

Mother, I have no intention of killing my husband again. As of now I have grown to love him because he has completely changed, he is now a very sweet husband than I ever imagined.

What can i do to stop the poison from killing him?

Please help me mother.

She pleaded in a sorrowful tone.

The mother answered;
Do not worry my daughter. What I gave you the other day was just Tumeric Powder. It will never kill him.

In reality, you were the poison that was slowly killing your husband with tension and dispassion.

It was when you started loving, honouring and cherishing him that you saw hi

21/05/2024

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p***y... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fu**ed.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. Love and share to someone else to know this. If it's true

15/05/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mackdonald Jeremiah, Nepbie Kaipa, Groria Mwale, Lawrence K Koneliyo, Fumu Kubwalo

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