The Daddy Chronicles

01/29/2024

My kid left the stem of a banana on the floor. It must have dried out and morphed itself into what my brain saw….a TARANTULA.

My bare foot brushed up on it. When I tell you my SOUL LEFT MY BODY….

35 years later and that damn Arachnophobia movie still haunts me 😔

09/07/2023

And the babies aren’t babies anymore 😭

09/06/2023

As the kids would say….”Bruhhhhhhh” 😭

04/10/2023

My babies are grown! 😭

Hope everyone had a wonderful Easter! 🐣

01/11/2023

What’s up Fam!!!!!

Man, it’s been a minute. Life’s been busy. 4 kids at 3 different schools, extra curricular activities, teens learning to drive, side business, work…ya know, LIFE.

Here’s a pic of me and the littles 🙂

08/14/2022

🙌🏻🙌🏻😂😂

08/11/2022

Member these guys?

This is them now…

My Hs Junior is taking a summer class at the local college and Little bro (hs sophomore) wanted to tag along and walk around campus. Prolly just to check out college girls 😒

Who told these fools to grow up so damn fast! 😭

07/30/2022

Damn…y’all crashed the Jackpocket app 😂

Fun exercise: Ask your kids what is ONE material thing they would buy for themselves if money was not an object.

Our kids…

Kid one: A Ferrari
Kid two: Travis Scott Jordan 1
Kid three: Heelys shoes
Kid four: A puppy

07/29/2022

Hi….been a minute! 😜

05/07/2022

Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

We’ve watched just about every Marvel & DC movie together since Captain America: The First Avenger. The boys made a pact to continue to watch em with me until my end of days. Even when wives come into the picture.

Lets see if they keep their word 😏

05/05/2022

Just wanted to come on here to say that I’ve graduated from stepping on Legos to stepping on Mini Brands toys.

IYKYK

02/24/2022

Who was here when these guys, now 14 & 15, were this little?

My oldest found an old video and grabbed a screenshot ….”Look dad, this’ll make the perfect meme template” 🤣

02/04/2022

Next week, at halftime, Parents in their 30s and 40s gonna show you why we about that
“fk around and find out” life 😏

01/18/2022

Dropped off my daughter 10 min ago and I’m still blasting the Encanto soundtrack 😃

My two teenagers…..

01/15/2022

Royal Caribbean comercial comes on…

Me: You guys wanna go on cruise?

My germaphobe kid: There’s like….a 90% chance we’ll get COVID there!

🤣🤣🤣

01/13/2022

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12/08/2021

Hey guys. It’s been a minute, but here’s a public service announcement.

09/17/2021

I asked my two teenagers and their answers couldn’t have been more SPOT ON based on their personalities….

15 y/o: “and I am…IRONMAN”

14 y/o: “Hey man, did you touch my drum set!?”

🤣🤣🤣

08/23/2021

First day of school is always chaotic for Bel so I’m usually in charge of drop offs…and lemme tell ya…It never gets easier!

1st grader, 4th grader, freshman and sophomore. Two different high schools, an elementary (6 different school zones 🤦🏽‍♂️).

I get flashbacks of me dropping off Nick at his kinder class (almost 10 years ago) holding onto my leg with tears in his eyes.

And WHO KEEPS CHOPPING ONIONS!?! 😭

…..The house is too quiet now. I can’t work without the chaos. Even Loki is bummed.

07/21/2021

Teenagers: Apparently there’s such thing as professional toilet uncloggers.

Me: yea, they’re called plumbers 🤦🏽‍♂️

Now I can blow their college fund with a clean conscience.

06/22/2021

Nothing to see here.

Just another kid busted with contraband 🤣

04/23/2021

Teacher asks my kinder kid...

“What’s your favorite thing to eat?”

6 y/o: “strawberries”

Teacher: “Why?”

6 y/o: “because it’s my favorite thing to eat 🙄”

I mean......🤷🏽‍♂️

04/08/2021

Seems like just yesterday we were bringing my baby girl home from the hospital.

#4....and this one didn’t have a wiener! We were headed into uncharted territory. And boy have we been weathering that storm ever since.

Wouldn’t have it any other way. Happy 6th birthday princess!

03/07/2021

Who remembers this gem?