Pinky's Party Patrol

05/07/2024

You have s*x for a living. The night you have s*x with Donald J. Trump you blacked out during the ‘do’. You insist you were not drugged or drunk. He must be great with the 🍆! It’s an Amber performance featuring Stormy Turd 💩

04/29/2024

I didn’t get to watch this live. Mad Mel is hysterical. The way Coach Belichick interacts with him is awesome.

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04/14/2024

Well ya’ll, if someone starts throwing Nukes, it’s been great knowing all of you. Nothing but love. 💖💖💖💖
For the younger generations, you’re about to find out why we were told to hide under desks. The nuke might miss by ‘just that much’ to place you outside the blast radius. But you’ll still feel the rumble. A desk may keep a roof from taking you out of something you almost survived.
Good luck out there.

Israel and its allies intercepted dozens of missiles and drones amid an ongoing large-scale attack from Iran. Some fell inside Israeli territory, the IDF said.

04/11/2024

Rest in Hell.
How great would Karma be if Mark Fuhrman died within the next week.
At this point it doesn’t matter who committed the murders. Both of them prevented Justice from being served. Both of them lied. Both of them were culpable in the coverup.
I have survived the entire growth of Social media without ever following OJ on any platform. Can you say the same?
The followers either followed him as a hero for getting away with murder while secretly hoping to witness the next train wreck. Or they followed him to see the next train wreck. Both instances are disgusting. Shame on those who clicked the follow button.
Either way, we avoided another crisis. The man is dead. ☠️ ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Let’s hope for the greatest of suffering for this soul. Mark Fuhrman will join him soon enough. F- them both.
🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

O.J. Simpson — who became one of the most infamous figures in the US during his murder trial in the ’90s — has died after a cancer battle. The former NFL star died Wednesday in Las Vegas, his famil…

04/09/2024

😂🤣😂🤣😂 Don’t drink the p*e!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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04/09/2024

They put some 💰 💰💰in The People’s Champion Belt. You can tell by the way Rock carries it, it’s the heaviest belt he’s ever raised.

04/09/2024

“Philadelphia has broken the record for the largest gathering of trailer park trash!”
The Rock 🪨
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

04/08/2024

Dang man, no damage in Kerrville, TX..😡😡😡 Can we hit Dallas Cowboys Stadium (Cowboy Nation!) please? 🙏🏼 Nevermind the Zoo. Take out the Dallas Cowboys!

04/08/2024

Mazatlán, Mexico has survived totality. Let’s hope for better results in Austin, Texas. If we take out the Texas Longhorns, we can call it a successful mission.
☠️ ☠️ ☠️☠️☠️
🌖 🌖🌖🌖🌖

04/08/2024

As the World Burns 🔥 🔥 🔥

04/08/2024

I’m not hoping for anything bad. However, if the Sun burns a small hole through the Moon which begins to scorch a perfect line across the continent, I might giggle a little.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣

04/08/2024

WWE is OVER THE TOP with the Main Event at WWE WrestleMania!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂

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04/07/2024

Robbery at !! WWE just screwed Drew!!!
😡 😡😡😡😡

04/07/2024

BURN IT DOWN
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Seth Freakin Rollins entrance was LEGIT! WWE~ WWE WrestleMania , Drew McIntyre is about to be CHAMP!

04/07/2024

Well the last two years of Women’s College Ball certainly captivated a large audience. UConn Women's Basketball has been there. LSU Women's Basketball, Iowa Hawkeyes & South Carolina Women's Basketball brought it UP! Now, will the built in audience of College ball translate to the WNBA? There’s no Student section to fill empty seats for a professional sport. The built in audience is GONE! I don’t think we have a female version of Magic Johnson & Larry Bird. Time will tell.
Congrats Gamecocks.

04/07/2024

After watching last night, I’m thinking Cody finishes his story. Seeds were planted for a Rock & Roman feud. Someone or something big is hitting WWE ~ WWE WrestleMania Tonight!

04/07/2024

Don’t forget to protect yourself & the kids with Moontan Lotion. Moonburn is much worse than Sunburn. You can’t use regular Sunscreen. It must be a minimum of MPF 53 to be affective. Supplies are limited. 🌖

04/07/2024

What a work of ART!! WWE Night One= Home Run!! Bloodline 🩸 Rules

04/07/2024

Ok, what’s with the Rock carrying a fake a$$ title to the ring like he’s Ted DiBiase? They gave him that garbage at the Hall of Fame??? 🤣😂🤣😂 Can’t lie. I love it.

04/06/2024

Ok, who is watching WWE’s Night one?? ☝️

04/06/2024

I woke up from a dream this morning. In the dream J.j. Whittington & I got into a knock down, drag out fight over candy. Yes, candy. Instantly I was trying to recall the line from Reservoir Dogs. (In the clip below)
I messaged JJ. Not to apologize but to tell him “Stay the Fu€£ away from my candy”.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’ve had many dream involving friends and family. But rarely have I reached out to tell someone I dreamed about them. You just never know how someone is going to feel about it. Especially once they find out what happened in the dream.

04/06/2024

3 big Earthquakes. 1 in Japan, 1 in Taiwan & now 1 in New Jersey.
NEW JERSEY?????

04/04/2024

Who is nerding out for the eclipse? Don’t forget the glasses.
Are you drinking, cooking out or running out just in time?

The Monday, April 8, 2024, total solar eclipse will cross North America, passing over Mexico, the United States, and Canada.

03/29/2024

If Joe Biden, Barack Obama & Hillary Clinton’s husband can raise 26 million dollars in one night, imagine what they could do for homelessness if it actually mattered to them.
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

03/29/2024

RIP Louis Gossett Jr.
💖💖💖💖💖

03/29/2024

Anyone know who Ohtani bet on today? If dude is losing 4 1/2 million I want to bet against his picks please. Happy Openlng Day of MLB.
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💰 💰💰💰💰
Forgive Pete Rose!

03/28/2024

Honestly, the two attorneys I saw speak sounded like they were arguing for the other team in Atlanta Fulton County Court today. Lots of stumbles & fumbles. I’m certainly left confused.

03/28/2024

They searched longer for every bit of the plane George Kennedy died in. If a Kennedy was on that bridge the search would continue. Yeah, I said it! If you’re not a Kennedy, you don’t matter. They suspended the search today while there was still daylight. If they don’t have the resources, send the resources. President Bill Clinton sent our military to help the Kennedy’s. Where is Joe Biden? Why is Pete Buttigieg even talking to us? Summon our Military. We can count on them. We can’t count on our Politicians! They play favorites.

03/27/2024

Upcoming Donald J. Trump rally sp*ech “If I were President this bridge would never have collapsed. It’s Joe Biden’s fault the bridge collapsed. When you elect me, I will rebuild the bridge. I won’t just rebuild the bridge, I’ll build a brand new bridge. I can build a bridge. I build the best bridges. I’ll build a bridge so great nothing will be able to collapse it. Not only will I build a bridge, which I do a great job of; I build the best bridges; I’m going to make Ukraine pay for the bridge. It will be the greatest bridge ever built. And it will cost us nothing.” 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

03/27/2024

When asked why the bridge didn’t have any safety devices in place to potentially prevent this incident Pete Buttigieg states he won’t comment until after the investigation because we don’t know if any technology even exists to prevent this tragedy from happening. But wait. Let’s rewind about four minutes or so. He just told the world the entire reason for the infrastructure bill was to prevent tragedy’s like this from ever occurring. Which one is it? Are we waiting to see if we even have technology or is it the reason we are spending 1.2 trillion dollars? He’s absolutely full of s**t 💩