12/18/2024
MY ENTITLED DATE BROUGHT HER OWN BELL WITH HER TO THE RESTAURANT TO GET THE SERVER'S ATTENTION — SHE LEARNED THE MOST EPIC LESSON OF HER LIFE
So, I matched with this woman on a dating app. Her profile said she was "high maintenance but worth it," and I figured she was just joking around. We'd been texting for a bit, and yeah, she seemed confident, maybe a little full of herself, but nothing that set off alarm bells.
We decided to meet at this fancy downtown restaurant—the kind where cocktails cost as much as my electric bill. She picked the place, and I thought, "Alright, first date, let's roll with it." But as soon as she arrived, she pulled out A SILVER BELL from her purse. I thought it was a joke, but NO. She sat down, rang it, and looked around like she owned the place.
The waiter came over, confused, and she just smiled. "Oh good, it works," she said, not even looking at the menu. She ordered a cocktail like she was royalty. Every time she wanted something—water, bread, another drink—ding, ding, DING. I was MORTIFIED, trying to laugh it off, but I could feel people staring.
But here's the kicker: she had no idea she was about to learn the most epic lesson of her life. The staff ⬇️ See less See less See less See less See less