Our apologies.....
We the degenerate reprobates chickening behind pseudonyms and stupid fu***ng jokes wish to apologize in advance for starting this tasteless turd of a website, and for all the future dumb s**t we’ll be posting. If we were good at this, we’d be fu***ng damn John Oliver and there would be no need to apologize, because that guy is awesome. The only things we can say to rationalize
our existence:
We all live in Corvallis, we’re not exactly Mecca for satirists that are actually any good. Our web host bill is paid, and we’re still free, so suck on that basic cable. We’re not well, it’s like were the United Nations for different 12 Step group devotees mixed with several peoples of mixed American Psychiatric Association approved diagnoses. Anyhow, it’s not like we’re completely to blame. For instance, why the hell are you here? You could be surfing p**n or working or something. Anyhow, we’re offensively mediocre horrible people that say lots of mean s**t, and we apologize for that, kinda. Sincerely, The Loafing Staff
