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08/23/2023

Who will sell more tickets at Chapman Stadium this YEAR!!?? 1. OU Sooners vs
Tulsa
2. Owasso vs Bixby ‘Battle of the Burbs’
3.Motley Crew, Alice Cooper, & Def Leppard

Predictions:
OU vs TU — 30,300
Owasso vs Bixby — 24,400
Concert at Chapman with Motley Crew, Alice Cooper, & Def Leppard — 27,500

The actual winners are the 1990 New Kids on the Block!!
In 1990 New Kids on the Block attended by Jordan and Lance of the B in T kids on the Block!! August 28th, 1990 after TU blanked the Drake Bulldogs 36-0, the New Kids on the Block played in front of 32,750 rabid NKOTB fans!!

You must have ‘The Right Stuff’ to read B in T!! Hahaha haha!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Family Sports:

According to Warninngs from 2 different B in T households the new Amazon indestructible dog toy similar to the toys used the ‘Bag of Glass’ skit on Saturday Night Live 50 years ago, is deadly!!

This recent dog toy purchase has bruised and broken numerous Pa Pa B in T toes and caused new cuss words to abound out of the mouths of old farts and babes!! Our angelic home will never be the same!!Below is the cute supposedly soft Amazon gorilla in the teeth of Kodak!!

My family has lost 4 dog teeth, one child baby tooth, one adult molar, also 4 bruised and broken toes, and a black eye to Mi Mi B in T, after an errant puppy Kodak throw!! (small indentation in wall, unknown to Mrs. B in T!) - SHHHH!

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B in T Rants:

B in T College Football Picks:

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B in T College Football Picks:
Coach V

USC 56 San Jose State 17
Two weak college games to hang around the local area Tulsa Power High School games!! The Battle of the Burbs Owasso vs Bixby is projected to have a higher media share on ESPN Plus than USC vs San Jose State on ESPN 2!!! True Shat!! Thanks Hollywood Lincoln Riley for leaving town and those high TV ratings with u!!

Notre Dame 51 Navy 22
This game is played in Dublin, Ireland in front of 39,000 drunk 🍺 Irish pubsters!! The demand for tickets for the 2023 Aer Lingus College Football Classic proves that Ireland is the home of college football outside of the United States,” said Padraic O’Kane, co-founder and director of the event!! Sam Hartman a senior graduate from Wake Forest, took the helm of the Notre Dame ship and threw for 303 yards, 3 touchdowns and 3 happy hours at The Temple Bar Pub which is the most iconic drinking holes on the entire Emerald Isle!!! It sits in the beating heart of its namesake district, the lively Temple Bar area, which is Dublin's nightlife hub!! Oh, and the Irish kicked the Mid-Shipments butts in Dublin!! The FOX sports radio crew of Jona Knox, Brady Quinn, and Lavar Arrington were held for over one day due to unknown contraband found in their pockets!! It was simply Brady Quinn breath mints that caused the 24-hour delay!!

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B in T High School Picks:

Battle of the Burbs II Tulsa Chapman Stadium!
Bixby 49 Owasso 42
The Bixby Athletic Department asked the TU folks if they would allow the sideline dimensions to be widened 30 feet to allow for the 140 Bixby players, 250 - K-12 Spartan cheerleaders, and 200 Sideline passes for Bixby dignitaries!! TU said no!! Hell no!! The Bixby offense was stymied somewhat by the Ram defensive scheme but another Bixby 5’10” 180 lb soph running back plows thru the Ram’s stud D in the fourth quarter for a 7-point win!! High school ball in Oklahoma is BACK!!!!!!

B in T Mothers Booster Club Challenge:
Owasso .988 Bixby .916
Mom Piggy Catching!!

Note: the Rammette Moms wore their sons Owasso youth helmets for protection!!
According to baby piggy Moms IR, VEGAS - Rammette Moms were highly favored due to some injuries and pregnancies from the Bixby moms!! The Bixby moms were accused of using foreign substances on their hands to have the piggies more grabbable!! Nice try but the pine tar trick won't work in the Battle of the burbs!!

B in T Diner of the week-

Talley’s -NO! currently under TPD seizure!

Queenies - NO! Too yuppyish, I once belched inside Queenies and was arrested by Tulsa SWAT, no shat!!

Finally, this week's Diner of the Week is Dilly Dilly Diner 402 East 2nd Street, this diner is known for making Tulsa the Jalapeno cheese grits capital of the USA!! Dilly Dilly!! Ha!! The actual name of the restaurant is The Dilly Restaurant, just added the extra Dilly for Bud Light nostalgia!! Love the 2017 Bud Light commercial!!

Blackwell 35 Cleveland 22
The Blackwell Maroons are considering changing their names to their new pro baseball Flycatchers!! After defeating Cleveland in the home opener, the Blackwell School Board said don't mess with Blackwell Maroon logo and team name!!

Broken Arrow 48 Bentonville, Arkansas 44
The Broken Arrow Offensive line out-beefed and brauned Bentonville’s line with a goal-line stand to preserve a 4-point win!! Big win for the 2022 5-7 Tigers!!

NOTE: The Clysdale Busch Beer football game has nothing on the cow pigskin games in Oklahoma!!

Carl Albert 52 Coweta 37
CA transfer Kevin Sperry from Rockhill, Texas threw for 4 TDs (1 behind the back) on 21 for 28 passes!! Look for Coweta to make the 5A Semis!!

Cascia Hall 48
Victory Christian 42
The Cascia crowd dressed in his and her matching houndstooth coats in the Mid August 98-degree Oklahoma heat and humidity!!

The scenery is second to none in the state of Oklahoma for high school football!! I have watched many games from my daughter's years at Cascia to sneaking a game or two a year prior to my stroke years!! No place better to watch a football game in my humble opinion!!

Kelley 31 at Poteau 27
The Poteau Pirates welcome the Comets with open arms into the Pirate's home field as Kelley surprises the Pirates with a powerful ground game led by Senior Tyler McGinty with 167 yards rushing and 3 touchdowns!! An upset road victory over the 4A nonconference rival Pirates!!

Choctaw 42 Del City 28
Choctaw is an unknown quantity for football and could be a blue-chip haven for college football recruiters in Oklahoma!! Tulsa freshman Defensive lineman R L Jackson could se some playing time on the Tulsa squad this year!! At 6’4” and 233 pounds, Jackson will be a strong edge player for Tulsa's defensive 4-2-5 and provide beef!! Super Defensive mind coach Brad Clark is kicking some BUTT!!

Choctaw Nation has Risen!!

Lincoln Christian 32 Holland Hall 28
Lincoln Christian and Holland Hall will be in their own private school division in 2024-25!! Interesting!

Jenks 66 Edmond Sante Fe 9
The Jenks Offensive line is slightly larger than the NFL’s New Orleans Saints line, Google It! Dare ya?! The Sante Fe lineman were made to attack mechanical bulls at OKC’s Cowboys dance bar and club in 3-point stances!!!

Union 54 at Westmore 13
Union's road trip to Westmore ended up with a flat tire and a stop at the Sherri’s Diner near Westmore High School!! The rbacon is world-famous and the coffee is the best in Oklahoma!!
Sherri's is a great place to stop before the massacre the Redhawks give the Jaguars!!

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Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

B, in T adds a whole new level of insight to the world of sports.

08/23/2023

Who will sell more tickets at Chapman Stadium this YEAR!!?? 1. OU Sooners vs

Tulsa

2. Owasso vs Bixby ‘Battle of the Burbs’

3.Motley Crew, Alice Cooper, & Def Leppard

Predictions:

OU vs TU — 30,300

Owasso vs Bixby — 24,400

Concert at Chapman with Motley Crew, Alice Cooper, & Def Leppard — 27,500

The actual winners are the 1990 New Kids on the Block!!

In 1990 New Kids on the Block attended by Jordan and Lance of the B in T kids on the Block!! August 28th, 1990 after TU blanked the Drake Bulldogs 36-0, the New Kids on the Block played in front of 32,750 rabid NKOTB fans!!

You must have ‘The Right Stuff’ to read B in T!! Hahaha haha!

Bryan in Tulsa

FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM

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Bobblehead Family Sports:

According to Warninngs from 2 different B in T households the new Amazon indestructible dog toy similar to the toys used the ‘Bag of Glass’ skit on Saturday Night Live 50 years ago, is deadly!!

This recent dog toy purchase has bruised and broken numerous Pa Pa B in T toes and caused new cuss words to abound out of the mouths of old farts and babes!! Our angelic home will never be the same!!Below is the cute supposedly soft Amazon gorilla in the teeth of Kodak!!

My family has lost 4 dog teeth, one child baby tooth, one adult molar, also 4 bruised and broken toes, and a black eye to Mi Mi B in T, after an errant puppy Kodak throw!! (small indentation in wall, unknown to Mrs. B in T!) - SHHHH!

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B in T Rants:

B in T College Football Picks:

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B in T College Football Picks:

Coach V

USC 56 San Jose State 17

Two weak college games to hang around the local area Tulsa Power High School games!! The Battle of the Burbs Owasso vs Bixby is projected to have a higher media share on ESPN Plus than USC vs San Jose State on ESPN 2!!! True Shat!! Thanks Hollywood Lincoln Riley for leaving town and those high TV ratings with u!!

Notre Dame 51 Navy 22

This game is played in Dublin, Ireland in front of 39,000 drunk 🍺 Irish pubsters!! The demand for tickets for the 2023 Aer Lingus College Football Classic proves that Ireland is the home of college football outside of the United States,” said Padraic O’Kane, co-founder and director of the event!! Sam Hartman a senior graduate from Wake Forest, took the helm of the Notre Dame ship and threw for 303 yards, 3 touchdowns and 3 happy hours at The Temple Bar Pub which is the most iconic drinking holes on the entire Emerald Isle!!! It sits in the beating heart of its namesake district, the lively Temple Bar area, which is Dublin's nightlife hub!! Oh, and the Irish kicked the Mid-Shipments butts in Dublin!! The FOX sports radio crew of Jona Knox, Brady Quinn, and Lavar Arrington were held for over one day due to unknown contraband found in their pockets!! It was simply Brady Quinn breath mints that caused the 24-hour delay!!

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B in T High School Picks:

Battle of the Burbs II Tulsa Chapman Stadium!

Bixby 49 Owasso 42

The Bixby Athletic Department asked the TU folks if they would allow the sideline dimensions to be widened 30 feet to allow for the 140 Bixby players, 250 - K-12 Spartan cheerleaders, and 200 Sideline passes for Bixby dignitaries!! TU said no!! Hell no!! The Bixby offense was stymied somewhat by the Ram defensive scheme but another Bixby 5’10” 180 lb soph running back plows thru the Ram’s stud D in the fourth quarter for a 7-point win!! High school ball in Oklahoma is BACK!!!!!!

B in T Mothers Booster Club Challenge:

Owasso .988 Bixby .916

Mom Piggy Catching!!

Note: the Rammette Moms wore their sons Owasso youth helmets for protection!!

According to baby piggy Moms IR, VEGAS - Rammette Moms were highly favored due to some injuries and pregnancies from the Bixby moms!! The Bixby moms were accused of using foreign substances on their hands to have the piggies more grabbable!! Nice try but the pine tar trick won't work in the Battle of the burbs!!

B in T Diner of the week-

Talley’s -NO! currently under TPD seizure!

Queenies - NO! Too yuppyish, I once belched inside Queenies and was arrested by Tulsa SWAT, no shat!!

Finally, this week's Diner of the Week is Dilly Dilly Diner 402 East 2nd Street, this diner is known for making Tulsa the Jalapeno cheese grits capital of the USA!! Dilly Dilly!! Ha!! The actual name of the restaurant is The Dilly Restaurant, just added the extra Dilly for Bud Light nostalgia!! Love the 2017 Bud Light commercial!!

Blackwell 35 Cleveland 22

The Blackwell Maroons are considering changing their names to their new pro baseball Flycatchers!! After defeating Cleveland in the home opener, the Blackwell School Board said don't mess with Blackwell Maroon logo and team name!!

Broken Arrow 48 Bentonville, Arkansas 44

The Broken Arrow Offensive line out-beefed and brauned Bentonville’s line with a goal-line stand to preserve a 4-point win!! Big win for the 2022 5-7 Tigers!!

NOTE: The Clysdale Busch Beer football game has nothing on the cow pigskin games in Oklahoma!!

Carl Albert 52 Coweta 37

CA transfer Kevin Sperry from Rockhill, Texas threw for 4 TDs (1 behind the back) on 21 for 28 passes!! Look for Coweta to make the 5A Semis!!

Cascia Hall 48

Victory Christian 42

The Cascia crowd dressed in his and her matching houndstooth coats in the Mid August 98-degree Oklahoma heat and humidity!!

The scenery is second to none in the state of Oklahoma for high school football!! I have watched many games from my daughter's years at Cascia to sneaking a game or two a year prior to my stroke years!! No place better to watch a football game in my humble opinion!!

Kelley 31 at Poteau 27

The Poteau Pirates welcome the Comets with open arms into the Pirate's home field as Kelley surprises the Pirates with a powerful ground game led by Senior Tyler McGinty with 167 yards rushing and 3 touchdowns!! An upset road victory over the 4A nonconference rival Pirates!!

Choctaw 42 Del City 28

Choctaw is an unknown quantity for football and could be a blue-chip haven for college football recruiters in Oklahoma!! Tulsa freshman Defensive lineman R L Jackson could se some playing time on the Tulsa squad this year!! At 6’4” and 233 pounds, Jackson will be a strong edge player for Tulsa's defensive 4-2-5 and provide beef!! Super Defensive mind coach Brad Clark is kicking some BUTT!!

Choctaw Nation has Risen!!

Lincoln Christian 32 Holland Hall 28

Lincoln Christian and Holland Hall will be in their own private school division in 2024-25!! Interesting!

Jenks 66 Edmond Sante Fe 9

The Jenks Offensive line is slightly larger than the NFL’s New Orleans Saints line, Google It! Dare ya?! The Sante Fe lineman were made to attack mechanical bulls at OKC’s Cowboys dance bar and club in 3-point stances!!!

Union 54 at Westmore 13

Union's road trip to Westmore ended up with a flat tire and a stop at the Sherri’s Diner near Westmore High School!! The rbacon is world-famous and the coffee is the best in Oklahoma!!

Sherri's is a great place to stop before the massacre the Redhawks give the Jaguars!!

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Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

B, in T

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Sherri Watson &
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Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed &
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MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop
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Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence,
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T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa,
OK

Dr. Richard Stephens DDS

Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

B, in T adds a whole new level of insight to the world of sports.

08/16/2023

Bryan in Tulsa

FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM

Bobblehead Family Sports:

VS.

Family tradition: Which High School Alma Mater - Papi B in T, Nathan Hale Rangers, Tulsa, Oklahoma VS Mimi B in T, Blackwell High School, Blackwell, Oklahoma———- is worse??

Since the 2019 season Hale has won a total of 2 games and Blackwell has won 9 games……total!!. Very sucky!!!

So the VEGAS 2023 over/under games won -.2.5, this is a tough one!! Hale looks like they will be waiting for another W and Blackwell still is waiting for more NIL money from the local wheat farmers!! So formerly I will pick the 2023 —-Blackwell and Nathan Hale to win a total of OVER 3 games with Blackwell wins over Perry and Tonkawa and a huge upset of Hale over Bishop Kelley as numerous Kelly footballers were suspended for smoking puffers at the Thursday night team Dinner at a home to be nameless!! I have picked the Comets to be 8-2 and 4th in 5A even with the forfeit loss to Nathan Hale and 3-point loss to OKC Guinness!! So both still suck!! Go Mimi and Papi's high-powered Alma maters Maroons and Rangers!

B in T Rants:

Are the Buffs for real or are they Riding the Primetime Ride till it fizzles!!

So Coach Dion Sanders has no coaching expertise before his success at Division I Jackson State or his son’s little league games!! I would guess having a resume named Primetime at the top would give him the open door to any Power 5 coaching position!! Sooo with all this Colorado Buffalo Primetime information what will the VEGAS over/under for number of seasons coached for Coach Prime — 5 — take the OVER per B in T!! Prime can recruit AND coach Colorado to prominence!

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Colorado — Big 12 — caused by Primetime hire?

Can Prime Coach Xs and Os of major college football? Give him a chance!!

Colorado has no Baseball Team! Give them a chance!!

Tulsa has no baseball team. Give them a chance!!

Could be, but not likely! The CU Board had already met trying to figure out how they could get into the Big 12 and hiring Nick Saban or Primetime were the only slam dunk ways for admittance!! Alrighty then, let me get this straight, Colorado left the Big 12, tenish years ago, and now after sucking in the PAC 12 for the same ten years, they are back!! Conference Portals??? Think about it!!?? Coach Neon Dione does not get credit for p**ping this Buffalo golden chip out of his butt, but having him on the sidelines makes the Big 13 look much flashier and dopier! Colorado's record in the PAC, a relatively weak conference that needs work itself, is 32-52 and will regain status with the Big 12 with no penalty! WTF! Sounds like a conference portal!! Give Dione a chance!! You negative Ninnies! Hehehe!!

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And,

Colorado could technically be the first, full-time, Power 5 school added to the Big 12 since its inception?

23: Cincy (AAC)

23: Houston (AAC)

23: UCF (AAC)

23: BYU (Ind.)

12: West Virginia (Big East)

12: TCU (Mountain West)

The teams mentioned above are not likely to be relevant in the next ten years!

Wow was I wrong!

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B in T College Football Picks:

I may create a TU Barbie!!

OSU Barbie!

Barbie Oklahoma Cheerleader

Nebraska Barbie Marc Maun's grandaughter's first gift!!

If life-size it is a nice gift for a great K-State friend!! Colon???

Texas Longhorn Barbie

Tulsa University's closest impression of a Barbie Cheerleader!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

B, in T

Sponsors:

Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern
Hills

Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling
Inc.,

Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx

Steve’s Happy Dog Home,

Sherri Watson &
Christina Morrill,
United Country
Landrum Realty, Inc.

Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL)

Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed &
Breakfast (Tulsa, OK)

MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop
(Boulder, CO)

Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence,
Kansas

T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa,
OK

Dr. Richard Stephens DDS

Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

B, in T adds a whole new level of insight to the world of sports.

08/09/2023

Messi playing soccer in a mid-level American league is like Patric Mahomes playing Quarterback for the Jenks Maroon in 3rd-grade INFC football league!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Doggie P**p Removal Service by Ana!

Papi B in T’s oldest granddaughter, Ana, tries extremely hard to be Papi’s favorite! From her early rugrat years she has loved to put on

Mimi’s dental hygiene gloves and match out to pick up the dog p**pie! The smile on her face is priceless and the pride she takes in picking up doggie p**p is amazing!! Nothing stops this girl from checking the p**p the second she gets to Mimi and Papi B in T's backyard!! At 6, Ana is never too young to start her own business?!! Ana’s doggie p**p service!! Will work for Barbie Dolls!!

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B in T Rants:

TU Prez Brad Carson has had 1,233 recommendations for the new Golden Hurricane man and has reviewed each one!! Sweet ones as the cute and friendly mascot below:

Or the Alien Huffy Hurricane:

No matter whom he picks he will be under some scrutiny by the eclectic and fickled TU football fans!!

B in T’s New TULSA Hurricane Mascot?

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I have watched all 6 of the Sharknado movies! AND the Sharknadoathon in mid-July!! Tulsa’s own Gary Busey played a scientist in the 6th movie! In the movie he is swallowed whole by a giant great white and spit right back out cuz sharks don't do drugs!! True shat!!

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Ball Cutter Fish Infestation at Lake Shafer!! One of my frat bros has a lake in Indiana and it has become infested by

"Ball Cutter" fish which reminds me of miniature Pirahna with bad gum disease!!

These are also known as Pacu and have been caught for dinner in the Arkansas River near Tulsa!! Recently a 65+ aged group of Lambda Chi alums were attacked at Lake Shafer, Indiana! The Indiana Department of Wildlife Conservation said that Ball Smasher Pirahna had infested Shafer Lake and caused minor injuries to some of the 65+ aged sc***ums visiting!! One of my Chopper brothers, Phil B., lost quite a bit of blood after his sc***um was attacked by 10 of these miniature Ball Smasher fish!! See below:

Phil required 15 stitches and 15 b**g hits!! And is recovering nicely with the help of many nursing friends in his home in Tulsa!

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Have a great sports week!

B in T

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org

B, in T

Sponsors:

Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern
Hills

Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling
Inc.,

Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx

Steve’s Happy Dog Home,

Sherri Watson &
Christina Morrill,
United Country
Landrum Realty, Inc.

Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL)

Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed &
Breakfast (Tulsa, OK)

MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop
(Boulder, CO)

Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence,
Kansas

T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa,
OK

Dr. Richard Stephens DDS

Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

B, in T adds a whole new level of insight to the world of sports.

08/02/2023

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The famously 99.45% accurate B in T Football Picks are close!! College, High School, and Pro Football picks galore!! Pumpkin Man, Mom and Pop diners in Oklahoma, and the always popular football moms contests!! Can't wait!!

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25 more brownie days till College football!!

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Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

Bobblehead's Family B in T

GOES INTERNATIONAL!!!

Thanks to my brother Tre and his dear friend Mariam, Bryan in Tulsa has entered the international scene!! Yes, amazing international artists read my Oklahoma hickish sports rant in a boutique in Paris while having tea with two lumps of sugar!! Mariam’s photography art is world-renowned and was sent to our house in Tulsa to be on our home walls soon!!

My brother (not frat bro but REAL bro) Tre, formerly known as Henry, formerly known as Herman is a colleague of Mariam's and an incredible photography artist in his own vernacular!! The bottom line is we are blessed to have them in our lives!!

A young Mariam ❤️❤️!!

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B in T Rants:

Greatest take in a while by ex-Tulsa Edison Eagle, and Oklahoma Sooner, Spencer Tillman:

Who are these folks?

36 accused of spousal abuse!

7 arrested for fraud!

19 wrote bad checks!

119 involved in bankruptcies!

3 did time for assault!

14 arrested on drug charges! 21 defendants in lawsuits.

84 arrested for DUI!

Answer:

NBA, NFL, NHL or MLB?

Wrong, Go to Jail Breath!!

The 435 members of Congress!

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Mrs. B in T thinks I overthink things way, way too much! My reply is simple: ‘Honey, I am making up for the time I don't think at all’!!

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B in T Top 10 Most Bezerko Football Fans:

1. Michigan Wolverines- The average attendance at the Big House last year was 110,423, but the stadium only holds 104,200!! Sneaking in 6,000 fans is Bezerko!

2.Ohio State Buckeyes- When the Buckeye Cheerleaders throw rubber Buckeyes to the crowd of 100,000k plus, over 20 fans are injured while fighting for 3-inch rubber Buckeyes!! Pretty dang Bezerko!!

3.Florida State Seminoles- fans here scream at a Warrior riding a horse with with a lot arrow plunging into the Seminole turf to start the game!! Fans go Beserko!!

4.Alabama Crimson Tide- Alabama can not be topped is in their ability to travel to support their team!!

No matter where they play, North, South, East or West, fans travel near and far to watch the Crimson Tide compete against, and often beat, just about every opponent!! Pictured below: Alabama Fan of the Month for September - Ethel Toothfinder!

Definition of Bezerko!!

5. Oklahoma State Cowboys- The Paddle Folks of OSU may be the most Bezerko fans of all ‘cuz they have paddle weapons that pound relentlessly behind the visitor bench! Actually one foot behind the visitor bench!

6.Texas A&M Aggies- The Aggie fans are the most Beserko fans I have been around! Relatively speaking!

Ha! The fans actually have cheer practice the night before a home game!! Around 70,000 fans actually practice yelling!! Wow factor: ONE BILLION!! I actually went to the stadium restroom and all the A&M gentlemen were whizzing and doing the Gigem sign with their hands in rhythmic unison!!

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Top Baseball Stadium Backgrounds:

Brigham Young

Pepperdine

PNC Park, Pittsburgh

ONEOK Field, Tulsa

Man crested Skyscrapers,

God created Mountains!

Brigham Young background view is the winner!!

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Have a great sports week!

B in T

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B, in T

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Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern
Hills

Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling
Inc.,

Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx

Steve’s Happy Dog Home,

Sherri Watson &
Christina Morrill,
United Country
Landrum Realty, Inc.

Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL)

Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed &
Breakfast (Tulsa, OK)

MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop
(Boulder, CO)

Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence,
Kansas

T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa,
OK

Dr. Richard Stephens DDS

Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU

B, in T adds a whole new level of insight to the world of sports.

07/26/2023

Bobbleheads Family

The Boys Weekend in St.Louis was great!! The Cardinals lost but the Busch Lite was marvelous! The boys wondered what they were getting into after toting this old B in T fart around!! After the Friday rainout game the boys and Papi hung out drinking at a boujee bar one block away from our VRB called Sasha’s! Sasha’s a quaint, Utica Square-ish tavern offered 3$ Busch Lites to anyone dressed normally!! We fit in well!! The younger and unattached dudes tried to pick up a couple if attractive young ladies whom to my trained eyes liked each other much better than my son and his friend!! After 24 Busch Lites, we stumbled back to the VRB and went to sleep!! Saturday morning my son-in-law Clark fixed a wonderful breakfast! Upon learning about breakfast cooked by Clark, the Kitchen bitch, his wife Jordan, stated that he never cooks breakfast for me!! On like Donkey Kong!! We drove back to Tulsa immediately! Ha! JK! Later The young farts saw the St. Louis Arch, had a great lunch at the Blues City Deli, and finished with a Budweiser Brewery tour!! Lastly, we had a great dinner with Tulsa fraternity brother Rod and his lovely family!! The boys (Rod's son and mine) discussed PlayStation blah blah blah vs Xbox blah blah blah, Rod and I discussed old times, ailments, and surgeries while his lovely wife Donna, watched and laughed!! Later that night the B in T gang hung out at the VRB and watched the movie ‘Arrival’, a great flick!! Back to Tulsa in 5 hours and 40 minutes on Sunday! Thanks to Clark, Bryson, Lance, and Payton for a great weekend!!

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Bryan in Tulsa

FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM

30 days till College Football!!

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B in T Rants!

Thursday, August 31st, TU mini field is open for kids to pretend to be Tulsa legends Steve Largent, Jeb Blount, Zaven Collins or Tre Watts scoring touchdowns with the real Skelly end zone just a few feet away!!

Lots of blood and guts have been spilled by kids before this air-conditioned rubber maid turf was put in by new President Brad Carson!! This year if Tulsa wins 8 games coach Wilson stated that this mini-kid zone stadium will be converted to a Domed stadium mini-field!! First ever in Oklahoma!! Can't wait!!

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The very very much anticipated B in T top 10 College Taverns:

1. The Silver Dollar - University of Georgia- Thousands of Georgia students have passed out on the wrap-around porch at this historic college bar!

2. Sky Bar Cafe - Auburn-

Only College Bar in the SEC and AAC that has Thong Karaoke Contests!!

3.O’Connells Irish Pub and Grill - Oklahoma U. Norman-the late night Friday night Fraternity and Sorority jello shot contest (copied off the Omaha World Series famous Rocco’s Bar) are second to none!! The Greeks of Norman leads the nation in stomachs pumped in 2022!

4.West End Bar - Arkansas Razorbacks, Fayetteville- The famous bar where Baker Mayfield was caught by Arkansas Campus Police Barney Fifes caught him after giving them the finger in 2018!!

5.Cain and Abel’s Bar and Grill, Texas University Austin, Texas The drink that keeps the college students clamoring to this bar is Texas Tea!! Rumor has it the the drink was named after Jed Clampet!! The drink has every white-colored alcohol including nitroglycerin and is a guaranteed hangover!!

6.Dixie Chicken - College Station, Texas A&M

At this bar all new to A&M students must put their High School Graduation ring at the bottom of a full pitcher of Busch Lite and chug till the ring clangs your teeth!! True story!! Google it!! This simply shows that you have started college life and said bye-bye to high school!!

7.The Sink- Boulder, Colorado

Colorado Buffaloes- The hamburgers and 2 and 3-dollar Coors Lite beer nights make this place a college hot spot!! Food Network’s Diner, Drive/ins and Dives featured their hamburgers 🍔 so they must be good!

8.Mickey’s Irish Pub -Ames, Iowa Iowa State Cyclones

The hotspot on Welch Ave. where Long Island Ice Teas are sold for $2.50 in solo cups! Notice that most of the college pubs are selling cheap drinks to get the girls and the college dudes will follow!! After the 7th LIT you are required to take a Clone Uber truck home!!

9. Rick's American Cafe — Ann Arbor, Michigan, Michigan Wolverines

Rick's is among Michigan students’ favorite places to party!! Tuesday night is college night, with $1 well drinks all night and no cover when you show your student ID!!

10.Lipstick Cabaret, Tulsa Oklahoma -Tulsa University-

Some of the older grads of TU hang out in this recent new hot spot on 31st and Yale!! TU students will hang out frequently but Lipsticks only has two 60-inch Vizio Flatscreen TVs on each side of the stage!! The stage, for some reason, had 3 sparkly polls on it and a jukebox that played ‘Love to watch you strip’!! This could be very annoying if you are trying to watch the Tulsa game with some old frat bros!! Both the young yuppie TU students and the old fart TU grads love the legs and eggs at Lipsticks for late-night west coast Tulsa football!! I am certainly understanding why they call it eggs but not sure what legs had to do with breakfast!! Great breakfast sausages according to Southern Living May 2022!

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Be selective regarding wedding date!! I have a 24-year-old handsome son, Bryson, and these are the dates he will not get married when he finds Ms. Right:

*Football season

*Football preseason

*Football draft

*Football fantasy draft

*Thunder basketball playoffs

*NCAA basketball tournament games with area teams

*Any Houston Texan game, including pre-season and scrimmages!

These rules are very strict with the B in T men folk!!

For example, if Bryson finds a young lady this summer and she wants to be married on October 7th, 2023 (I think they call that a shotgun wedding) - this will not happen according to the creed of the B in T men!! Even if Taylor Swift and her billions of dollars fall in love with my son we would still uphold the B in T creed!! BTW (by the way) the October 7th schedule has Oklahoma State vs Kansas State at Stillwater (actually Oct. 6th, no matter), Texas A&M vs Alabama in College Station, and Oklahoma vs Texas in the Wed Wiver Wivalry!

Dear Taylor Swift (John):

You and your billions may not marry my son, Taylor!! We always stick to the B in T creed!!

Football rules and girls drool!!

B in T

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Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, synSoonerPolitics.org

B, in T

Sponsors:

Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern
Hills

Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling
Inc.,

Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx

Steve’s Happy Dog Home,

Sherri Watson &
Christina Morrill,
United Country
Landrum Realty, Inc.

Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided

Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL)

Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed &
Breakfast (Tulsa, OK)

MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop
(Boulder, CO)

Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence,
Kansas

T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa,
OK

Dr. Richard Stephens DDS

Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU