TOP Magazine Lira

28/05/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! Emmaa K Emma, Benard Benusoft, Okuja Davisco, Peace Hilda

14/05/2024

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*POLYGAMY IN MALAYSIA*

A Female Professor was invited for a lecture and the topic she chose to talk about was polygamy.

She talked on the benefits of polygamy, why women should embrace it and support their husbands towards achieving it.

As she kept emphasising on this topic, a lady from the audience raised her hand, stood up and introduced herself before speaking.

Lady: "Professor, I really appreciate this topic because am relieved of my fear, I never knew you are this simple and understanding. Your message has given me the opportunity to open up to you,"

She cleared her throat and continued....

"I have been married to your husband for the past four years, and between us, we have a set of twins "

To the greatest surprise of all in the hall, the Professor fainted and was rushed to the hospital.

After she was revived, she opened her eyes to see same lady standing by her bedside.

Lady: Professor I don't know who your husband is.
I just lied to you to see if you can handle what you preach to others. Next time, please pick on subjects that you are good at. Don’t stand up on a stage and throw your s**t around just because you have the title professor in front of your name.

Same applies to a lot of Corporate Heads 😇

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11/05/2024

Okeng Born Town says he is ready to perform at the Beepee Memorial Concert.

This follows an inside follow by our reporter when Okeng Confirmed his support towards the concert that is to happen at Glass Lounge Lira .

Show some Love for Luo music.

11/05/2024

Eddy Wizzy's concert made history in Luo Land with a full ground as it was sold out. The concert tour began yesterday in Northern Uganda, starting at Kitgum Bomah Hotel. Today, he is slated to perform at Acholi Inn Gulu City, where he will make magic alongside other supportive artists from Luo Land.

In the coming week, Eddy Wizzy will be performing at Lira Hotel in Lira City. Many artists, including his first producer Mr Mon Town hitmaker H.E Brazen Rule, will perform with him.

We would love to hear your side of the story. Please share it with us in the comment section.
Story by
Brian Brashan and Photos by Meta Ug

06/05/2024

The Memorial Prayer for the Late RT Col. Okello Engola was a resounding success on Saturday, held at his home in Oyam district and attended by distinguished guests such as Gen. Otema Awany and Hon. SAM Engola.

At the event, the family of the deceased confidently requested the government to construct a Health Facility and a School in memory of their late father, a renowned icon and pillar in Oyam district.

The request was made with utmost conviction , and the family trusts that the government will take swift action in fulfilling their request.

The late RT Col. Okello Engola was a great leader, and his legacy deserves nothing less than a lasting tribute.

📸 P.O

06/05/2024

Message by Col. Dr. Ongia Francis to the Press community.
Read below.

Dear Journalist,

As we commemorate World Press Freedom Day, I would like to extend my warmest wishes to you and your fellow journalists. This day is a reminder of the critical role that journalists play in protecting democracy and promoting transparency and accountability in our society.

Your tireless efforts to uncover the truth, expose corruption, and advocate for the rights of all citizens are deeply appreciated. In these uncertain times, your fearless reporting is more important than ever, and I commend you for your unwavering dedication to your craft.

Let us continue to uphold the values of truth, justice, and accountability in our journalism.

Regards from Hon. Col. Dr. Francis Ongia MP Kioga County 2026-2031.

05/05/2024

Kizza Besigye, a leading Ugandan opposition figure, recently made headlines with his statement, "Uganda is not our country." His remark was aimed at highligh...

04/05/2024

Into Amapiano Festival At Da Place Akia

04/05/2024

Wonyaci Elect Dr. Eng. Michael Odongo Okune expresses his excitement about the unity within the Lango Cultural Institution. ...

04/05/2024

Happy World Press Freedom Day 2024 from your favourite Admin ✌ The Peace Maker.
Thank you for being part of Lira Sqoop 📰 Bhendril SuddenBoy Your Daily Blogger.

04/05/2024

04/05/2024

Inside Dr. Kizza Besigye's Rally in LiraDr. Kizza Besigye, a leading political figure and former presidential candidate in Uganda, recently held a rally in L...

03/05/2024

Nothing is always serious when it comes to Memorial Concerts in Lango, TOP Magazine Lira

Looking back at Beniman Mzee B's Demise, so many artists flagged behind the idea of organizing a memorial concert that never happened until now.

What happened was never publicized and the fans kept asking questions about incapabilities and so many more which we cannot tell.

Meanwhile, a week ago, the Beepee Memorial Concert came through in high gear though with several delays in coming up with the Venue.

The Event will certainly take place with confirmation from one inside source who happens to be a close friend of the deceased and one of the organizers

Delays came as a result of the busy schedules of the proprietor of Hotel A-Z as the organizers needed a large space like the said Hotel.
Later on, they had options of Space Lounge and Glass Lounge whereas later on Glass Lounge was chosen because of its spacing.

Finally, the Event is said to take place this June Saturday 29th, 2024 doubles as the Late Beepee's BIRTHDAY and will forever be scheduled to celebrate Beepee's Life with a musical Concert.

More on Beepee's concert will be communicated.

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03/05/2024

Agona following his Inlaw the late Beepee's footsteps said to be releasing a song soon.

"Source"

Maker D'agona confirmed to release MOTMOT inspirational Song at the End of May.
This Young Talent Has Been In the raising Hand of late Beepee. Check On His Last Song release MARA here and You Tell Me What You think. https://youtu.be/QW4ayOzmyWU?si=9kP7C5iRHpQuh-kC

Show Some love to our little Star by Subscribing to his YouTube account

03/05/2024

Musician Zerokao reportedly died after being involved in a fatal accident along Front Page to Odokomit Road.
It is said that he hit a culvert and sustained injuries that may have led to his death.

More details to follow.

01/05/2024

What is Heritage when you can't Speak Fluent Luo 80%?

Adjustment please dear Queens.

28/04/2024

Dear Members,

In the wake of the passing of Paul Anyai, Unity FM 97.7 Lira and the Dokolo Post are united in remembering the profound impact that Paul had on our community. Paul's dedication to his work as a broadcaster, coupled with his warm and welcoming demeanor, endeared him to listeners and colleagues alike.

Paul was not just a colleague, but a friend and mentor to many, and his loss is a profound one for our community. While his voice may have been silenced, his influence will continue to be felt for many years to come.

Thanks
Luo Native Editorial

26/04/2024

Message from great Mo.
"Fellow members of Otuke,

I want to acknowledge and appreciate your tireless efforts in farming, animal and bird rearing, and business endeavors. Your hard work and dedication are the backbone of our community's growth and prosperity.

As your leader, I urge you to continue working diligently, as every sweat and toil brings us closer to our goals. Remember that success is not a destination, but a journey. Let us strive for excellence, innovate, and adapt to new challenges.

Your labor is not in vain; it feeds our families, educates our children, and builds our community. You are the unsung heroes of Otuke, and I am proud to lead such a resilient and determined people.

Let us work together to create a brighter future, where our farms flourish, our businesses thrive, and our community prospers.

Thank you for your unwavering commitment and hard work. May our collective efforts yield more fruits.

Your hopeful leader
Great Mo.

26/04/2024

Happy Birthday to Doreen Opio.
94.3 QFM LIRA News Anchor.

26/04/2024

I hope you learn something right here.

So when I got back from work yesterday, my wife told me that she quarrelled with my neighbour's wife. I was very shocked. This was the first time such a thing was happening. Both women had lived in peace since we parked in.

So I asked her what the problem was. My wife told me it was because of the rope where we dry clothes. My wife wanted to dry her clothes and my neighbor's wife wanted to dry her own clothes.

One thing one thing led to confrontation, and small thing one person said you insulted me and something something led to quarrel.

The husband of my neighbour's wife returned as I was still talking with my wife. And the hot-tempered wife of my neighbour began to shout at her husband.

"You better go and warn her husband to warn her. Go and warn the husband to warn his wife or else."

My wife wanted to go out to confront her but I held her back.

"I am home now. Don't go outside."

"If you won't allow me to go, then you better go out and tell her husband to tell his wife to shut her mouth or else I will come for her. Go now and tell him. Go and tell him o."

My wife was angry. She entered the bedroom in anger.

I opened the parlour door to peep outside, at that moment I saw my neighbour also opening the door to come out. I thought the man was coming to warn me as his wife instructed. But he didn't. He came to me and said.

"Uncle Praises, I am sure you have heard about the drama."

I nodded.

"Yes, I have."

"My wife is very wild. I will not sleep this night if I don't do what she wants. She has asked me to warn you. I don't know if we can just act the drama small. I will warn you and you will beg me to calm down. So I can go in and sleep well."

"Ha no na. If you warn me and I start begging you, you will be sleeping well in your house and my wife will think I don't have power. She will insult me all night for begging you. Your wife will think you are more superior."

"So what do we do now?"

"Let us warn each other. You will warn me and I will warn you. When we warn each other seriously, we then go inside the house and we both can sleep. That way both women will know we stood for them."

My neighbour agreed and we started the fire.

I warned him very seriously. He also started warning me. Soon we were shouting at the top of our voices. His wife came out of the house and my wife also came out. He ran to carry Hoe, I followed the backyard and brought a machete. My wife started begging me to go inside. His wife was also begging him to drop the hoe.

That was how we both entered inside the house and locked the door.

There was silence in the compound.

My wife kept rubbing my chest and telling me to calm down. While she was still rubbing my chest and head my neighbor sent me a text.

"It worked oooo. Thank you, sir."

I told my wife to fetch me cold water to drink.

When she stood up, I replied back.

"You owe me a bottle of beer ''

I was still typing my message when my wife shouted from the kitchen.

"But Praises, you have hot temper oooo. Small rope quarrel women are having, you carried machete."

You see women?
😁😂😀🤣😅

26/04/2024

Something big is coming this June

26/04/2024

Today the office of the presidency of Lira City led by commander Larry Lawrence Egole, RCC Lira city accompanied by Assistant RCCs of Lira city Bonny Okello Alele & Bonny Otucu had a successful site meeting with the contractor TECHNO THREE (U) LTD , consultant OUBUNTU Consulting and key stakeholders at site of SATELLITE LABORATORY construction at Lira Regional Referral Hospital, The NRM government under the leadership of President Gen Yoweri Kaguta Museveni ,world bank and ministry of health allocated 3.9 Billion in this great project,the work is progressing well with cumulative actual progress of 62%.
Congratulations President YK Museveni, NRM government , Hon Jane Ruth Aceng the minister of Health and the people of lira city.

24/04/2024

This Kind of Touch on Manchester United will make you believe things are getting worse with the Team.

Mission Multiple Trophies.
Let me see Man United Fans Comment.

24/04/2024

People worth Celebrating in the art industry.
Happy Birthday Trona

24/04/2024

The "Par Pira Concert" is happening soon to fulfill the late Beepee's wish. He had planned to organize a million-dollar concert in April this year before his demise. The concert date will be announced soon via the WhatsApp forum created to mobilize funds and share information about the concert. To know more, contact the following entertainers without hesitation: Good Ambrose, Emmason, Janz, Brozzybeats, Lincoln Pro, and DJ Ankofiffz. Leave a comment if you have any questions or ideas

24/04/2024

There will be a big event in May featuring top Luo performers, including Lil Square and Gyes Slence, and headlined by Eezzy. Many dancers and upcoming artists will also be performing.

Cc. Lira Sqoop

21/04/2024

2 Years Pelare Talks About "Amoo Kwe" Video which was pulled down from Youtube # ...

21/04/2024

2 Years Pelare Talks About "Amoo Kwe" Video which was pulled down from Youtube # ...

21/04/2024

Queen Genevieve shared her thoughts on tourism in Northern Uganda. She emphasized the region's untapped potential, highlighting its rich cultural heritage an...

13/04/2024

There was recently an uproar in Parliament regarding the construction of the Akii Bua Memorial Stadium raised by Hon. Jonathan Odur.

The construction of the stadium was supposed to have started by now, but there is no evidence of any progress on the construction site.

Do you have any word with regard to Jonathan Odur's fight and movement in reviewing the promises made to Lango?

Unclear promises
1. Lango Palace
2. Akii Bua Stadium
3. Cecilia Atim Ogwal Memorial Hospital.

4. Name more......

What can be done to have these promises accomplished?