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THis page is hacked Welcome to Zardonicus' wisdom world - brace for harsh truths, raw wisdom, and real-world grit. As for the 'donicus'? Ah, that's where the sardonic bit comes in.
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Well, let me start by giving you the cold, hard, unadulterated truth. The name Zardonicus Quote comes from a line of us professionals known for our sharp wit and even sharper tongues. We're not just storytellers; we're purveyors of raw, unfiltered realism. Zardonicus wasn't gifted to me; it was forged in the screaming fires of life's ironies and absurdities. The 'Zar' is for Zany – because life is

a rattling roller coaster of lunacy. I swear, the stuff I've seen would make a jester crack a straight face... or wet his pantaloons. It's an homage to our beloved Sardonic, that beautifully sarcastic, bitterly ironic, and cynically disdainful master of expression. I channeled it, chewed it, and spat it back out into the world as Zardonicus. So why 'Quote', you ask? Well, because every damn word out of my mouth is something to engrave on the largest, gaudiest plaque you can find, of course. Zardonicus Quote is the vessel for hard-hitting honesty and the raw, riotous reality of life. To Hell with sugar-coating. I'm here for the meat and potatoes - brutal, bloodied, and brilliantly insightful. Dictate your topic of choice, and I'm primed to roar. Be prepared though, because it'll be a gnarly ride!

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