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14/02/2021

Happy valentine to you all.
Much♥️🙏🤝🥂

12/02/2021

Happy birthday sir.
Enjoy your new age gracefully 🎉🥂🎂🙏🍾🤝

08/02/2021

*ABEG IF YOU'RE IN A PUBLIC PLACE, DON'T READ THIS HILARIOUS PIECE OOO.*

*Abeg, I warn you in advance o...

I came from a family that loves beans. We love beans so much that we can eat it, morning afternoon and night.
My dad was a police officer, he told me how he almost missed a promotion exams, bcos of beans.

One day, I prepared to travel to the East. The night before the journey from Lagos, I ate more than enough beans.
I boarded a fully air conditioned Hummer bus very early in the morning from Jibowu bus stop.
We commenced the journey like every other good people, no wahala.
We stopped at Ore to eat, the driver was selfish to drop us at a place where food was very costly. Apparently because the drivers are normally given free package when they bring clients to them.

I had to buy things outside the fast food, I bought egg roll, suya and groundnuts.

They were all bad combinations, coupled with a glass of palm wine which I used to es**rt all the things I bought down my system. After eating, we continued the journey. We didn't go for 15 minutes when a serious protest in my stomach began. The reaction was worst than the present South African xenophobia.

I was afraid and shy to notify the driver to stop the vehicle so I could go and ease my self because of other passengers.

At that time a man was preaching in the bus with anger as if he was doing it against his will. All his preaching was about hell fire, hell fire.

But the tension was unbearable, I thought to myself which hell fire will be worst than what I was going through. I started sweating profusely even under the heavy air condition in the bus
I threw caution to the wind and shouted to the driver:"Oga abeg look for somewhere and park, I wan s**t!

The Edo driver shouted at me: "your father..come force me to stop na, you nor see toilet for Ore? "
Every passenger in the bus was on me, some abusing my ancestors, some my father while the rest abused my village..
Even the preacher was angry with me.
They ask why I didn't do it when we stopped to eat at Ore.

But I was not discouraged, I shouted again at the driver to stop and he said:" my friend s**t am there."
My younger brother, Sampo who was in the bus with me whispered to me, he said: "bros, things like this you convert it to mess, so you can get some relief without causing any harm"

Based on my condition, i bought the idea immediately. So when the tension became unbearable, I raised my bombom as if I was adjusting my sitting pattern, i released the first silent but deadly mess, pheeewww shhhhhhhhh. Jesus Christ! it was the worst thing I ever perceived in the past thirty years.

The stench was like a gas bomb, highly choking. The air condition didn't help matters as it amplified and spread the message around to every part of the vehicle..

The man sitting next to me by the right who was eating chicken looked at me, he looked at my brother, he smelt his chicken and said: " it looks like something is sparking in this vehicle, or is it my chicken that is smelling like this? These fast food people can kill person o"
I shook my head and said: honestly, people are wicked, better stop buying chicken there."
The man said: "You are right."

He threw it away
But my stomach was not okay yet, I released the second mess concurrently in a double progression, it was like biological weapon.

A little child that was breast feeding on her mother's breast while sleeping screamed with terrifying fear as if she was chased by a dreaded Ogoni masquerade in her dream, her mother was shouting:" blood of Jesus, blood of Jesus."
Two passengers behind me started accusing each other of being responsible ..non of them remembered me. Even the few flies that were inside the bus were flying haphazardly like drunken creatures.
Few seconds later the bus was like a mad house with quarrels amongst passengers.
They abused themselves with their different languages.

When i released the third one, I started getting some relief, but like a spell there was abrupt silence. The preacher started shouting: "I can see there is a fowl spirit in this bus, if you know you are here trying to do the mandate of the devil, confess now or I will invoke fire from heaven."
I didn't mind him because I was saving my life, so I released the fourth one, he started shouting: "Every contrary spirit that has been mandated to kill us in this bus, what are you waiting for? Die by fire, die die die."
It was as if the more I released the mess, the more it formed again, so I released another deadly one. The preacher kept quiet and slowly sat down as if he was given a spiritual slap for trying to touch the anointing of the lord, he kept murmuring silently :" blood of Jesus."

The driver suddenly held a sharp break and said: "wey that man wen wan s**t? I beg come go s**t before you kill all my passengers, you no get conscience? Abi you no Dey go church? This na new motor wey company give me, see how you don change the scent.
I didn't answer him, I went out quietly and when I came back I didn't see any body in the bus. They had also gone to do the same thing too... Can you imagine??

So who is more wicked?
This New Year 2021, na so so laugh u go dey laugh. Amen

*I CAN'T COME AND KILL MYSELF BCOZ OF CORONA Jare!!!*

25/12/2020

Xmas is a period of celebration, is a period we show love to our friends family, neighbors and most importantly the less preveledge.
May this period of celebration and love bring greater celebration and love to us, family, friends, and to our society atlarge.
Merry Christmas

24/12/2020

Bayelsans are really making us proud.
CONGRATULATIONS to mc Aproko. Winner, Next Naija Comedy Star.
CONGRATULATIONS also for your appointment as SA to the Bayelsa State government on entertainment.

30/11/2020

Help me and celebrate this great man with so much talents.
He's + 1️⃣ today 🎂🎂🎉🍾🥂

27/11/2020

THE MOST POWERFUL KING IN NIGERIA WHO TOOK HIS OWN LIFE

HRM Attah Ameh Oboni was born in 1911 in a village near Ugwolawo in present day Kogi state. He was three months old when his father, Attah Oboni Akwu Odiba died. Attah Ameh Oboni regularly made pronouncements that all came to pass. He pronounced that any one with leprosy be healed. It happened as he pronounced because to this day, there are no cases of the disease recorded in Igala kingdom.

In those days, he was known to command hawks and kites to return stolen chicks which they did. He cursed wild animals like wolfs which regularly comes to villages to sn**ch children and sleeping adults away, never to come to Igala land again and that was the last time wolfs were seen in Igala kingdom. There was a time Attah Ameh Oboni was invited for a meeting at Nsukka and on reaching the river where he and his followers were to cross, he was told that the ferry that would take his car across the river had gone. He immediately instructed his driver to drive on the water with his eyes closed for them not to be late for the meeting, and they crossed successfully.


In many cases, if anyone misbehaved or broke a law, he had the power to say what would happen to such a person for either disrespecting him as the "Attah" or for disobeying the laws of the land, and whatever he says to such a person always came to pass. Everyone knew that he had such powers. He was a real African traditional ruler feared by many even across the borders of his kingdom.

The Attah’s stool has many do's and don’ts, and these traditions can never be comprised no matter the situation as any of them defaulted has its own consequence. For instance, Attah Igala does not see a dead body, he does not see a baby that is less than three months old, he does not shake hands with women, he does not remove his cap in the public or in the presence of people etc.

Unfortunately, some of these laws would cause Attah Ameh Oboni some problems later. During an annual meeting held in Kaduna which consisted of all paramount traditional rulers inNigeria and which had the queen of England in attendance, Attah Ameh was forced to remove his cap to greet the Queen of England as others had done. Although he refused until he was told to leave the meeting if he would not remove his cap.

Although it was a taboo for the Attah to remove his cap in the public, he did as requested and the entire meeting hall was occupied by honey bees from his cap. The Queen of England as well as other rulers in the meeting ran helter skelter except his friend, the Oba of Benin who he told to go out before he removed his cap. The hall became empty as some were stung by the bees and the meeting ended.

This incident at the meeting made many traditional rulers which were mostly northerners to be angry especially for making kings run in such a manner because of bees.

According to history, the Attah Ameh Oboni was arrested and hand cuffed, he was later locked up in a room as instructed by the Queen and guarded by security personnels only for them to find out later that he had disappeared from the room.

Before he was locked up, he told his driver to take the car and head back home to Idah, he then warned him not look back until he feels a cool breeze in the car. The driver headed back to Idah from Kaduna and after some time, he felt a cool breeze in the car only to discover that the Attah Ameh Oboni was inside the car with him already.

Already before this time, the former Oba of Benin who had such friction with the British authority had already been dethroned and banished from Benin. The Attah knew that from that point no matter what spiritual approach he applied, it can only postpone the day he would be dethroned by the Queen.

Before this time, his enemies in the kingdom especially those having connections with the leaders of the northern region were working hard to get evidence either true or false they can present to the British authority which can be used to remove him from the throne.

The blood of the animal used as sacrifice at a festival ground (Ocho ground) now became what the enemies used against him. A Petition was written by two powerful Igala people to the Queen and some other Northern leaders that Attah Ameh was sacrificing humans during the festivals. Since they were already looking for any evidence to remove him, the judgment was quickly passed that he must be dethroned even when any investigation was not yet conducted.

In addition, all the Igala cultural festivals were immediately banned and this remained for more than 60 years until the present Governor of Kogi state, Yahaya Bello unbanned based on the appeal from the present Attah.

The result of the blood sample which was taken from the festival venue and then taken to the University of Ibadan for analysis and it was proved that it was the blood of an animal and not human. Sadly, the Attah Ameh had committed su***de before the result was brought.

The Attah Ameh Oboni been very sure that he was wrongly accused and framed up by his enemies especially those from Igala who wrote the petition against him, he made some pronouncements before his death.

He said that those persons involved in the petition against him would have their hands dried up while they were still alive, and that the leader of the petitioners would be buried three times. And it all came to past. While the hand dried as he said, first their legs were buried, later their hands and lastly they themselves dried up and were all buried at various times at different locations.

The Attah chose death over been dethroned for the following reasons:

1. After been dethroned, he will not be buried in a royal way again whenever he died.

2. After dethronement, he will be banished to another land (strange town) where he will be under the rulership of another King. Just like the recent case of former Emir Sanusi of Kano who was sent all the way to a rural community in Nasarawa state. Humiliation, isn’t it?

3. If dethroned, even after his death in the other land, his body can never be brought to Idah for burial but will be buried in that land.

4. If he did not die as Attah and buried as Attah, none of his descendants beginning from his son will be Attah forever as that was the laid down rules.

Source: Opera news

07/11/2020

We are NIGERIANS,

05/11/2020

Triple Tee Funcity held a shooting on bad governance today being 05-11-2020
The shooting was a huge success.
I want to thank all those who has been supporting us . We pray may God Almighty continue to bless you all.
To our fans, you are all lovely and we love♥️ you all.

02/11/2020

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02/11/2020

On behalf of Triple Tee Funcity, we want to specially welcome you to the month of November
It's our wish and prayer that, this month of November will never give you any reason to cry❌ 😭 rather, it will bring loads of joy, happiness, peace, love, laughter, good health, promotion, Long life and prosperity in your life and your family.
Once again, welcome to the month of November sir/ma.
Triple Tee Funcity cares 🙏♥️🥂💯✅

31/10/2020

27/10/2020

Falz is a year older today.
Please join me and wish him well.

01/10/2020

Once again,
Happy Independence my people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

08/08/2020

Enjoy your day gracefully as you add a new year to your years sir
We the entire crew in Triple Tee funcity celebrate and pray that may this day brings more long life and prosperous years to you...amen
Congratulations sir.

31/07/2020

Congratulations boss lady actress ANGELA on your new union.
Happy married life ma

28/07/2020

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27/07/2020

Happy birthday sir (Mr Right aka make una fear God oo)
May God bless you and your talent with long life.
Once again, happy birthday

19/07/2020

Welcome to DMW D
Thanks to Davido and congratulations to May D

18/07/2020

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18/07/2020

70 years of marriage and still counting.
Congratulations

01/07/2020

May every drop of your sweat yield sweet reward. May excellence mark you out for favour. May it be well with you and may the grace of God locate you & your family where ever you are.
Thanks you for supporting Triple Tee funcity
Happy new month to y'all.

18/06/2020

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10/06/2020

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09/06/2020

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06/06/2020

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04/06/2020

Finally, I done know the truth about this Corona virus of a thing. Nobody go lie to us again

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04/06/2020

We the entire crew of Triple Tee Funcity want send our warm birthday salutations to our amiable, ever smile and civil servants most friendly governor on his 61st birthday. On this day we pray that may God Almighty give you the grace and more wisdom to pilot the affairs of Bayelsa State to the benefit and betterment of all and above all may he continue to guide and protect you.
Once again happy glorious birthday your Excellency Sen. Douye Diri

25/05/2020

On behalf of Triple Tee Funcity we want to wish you all a big smile on your pretty and handsome faces, much joy in your hearts and a life full of love and blessings.
Happy glorious birthday to you all🍾
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12/05/2020

It takes you and me to fight against child abuse and r**e.
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11/05/2020

Happy glorious birthday to you sir. I pray that may God Almighty continue to bless you just as you have been blessing indigens and non indigens of Bayelsa state. I pray that may this day brings more greater and prosperous years to you and your company. Once again happy birthday to you sir.

26/04/2020

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26/04/2020

Congratulations Johnson for a safe delivery