21/01/2024
Rich kids will think Ronaldo is a joker 😂
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Rich kids will think Ronaldo is a joker 😂
Beautiful ran mAd in Anambra after being dropped off.
People wey wan laugh us 🤣🤣🤣 Una PAPA!!!
UP CHELSEA !!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
WE CUT THEIR TICKETS 🤣🤣🤣
Rudeboy
Rich man pikin go think say na kitchen be this 😂
“I Can Never Marry A Woman That Shows Her Br3asts And Yansh To The Public, But I Love It When They Show It” — Comedian Brain Jotter
He said: “Your body is priceless, no money in the world can buy it, but if you choose to show it for free in public by shaking it or dressing half nak3d, who I’m I to hat£ you? I will look at it and enjoy it. My wife or daughter can never go out half nak£d or shake nyash on media because I control them, but I can’t control women out there . When you show us something which is priceless for free, me and my guys love it.”
Do you know that 2.681 trillions of naira have been spent on the National Assembly between 1999 and 2023?
Nigeria Air was a charted flight from Ethiopian Air - MD
Morning discourse.
Is Wike the soul of PDP?
Have your say.
UEFA Champions League Draws: FC Barcelona face a tough task in the group of death as Robert Lewandowski faces his former club FC Bayern München in group B.
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I'll never vote for APC or PDP - Mr Macaroni
Popular skit maker and activist, Mr Macaroni has stated emphatically that he'd never vote for the ruling party, All Progressives Congress (APC) or Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the 2023 general elections..
Mr Macaroni however didn't mention the party or his choice of candidate in the forthcoming election.
He tweeted: "I have been saying it since October 2020 that I will never cast a vote for APC or PDP!!
"I can’t speak for others but I can speak for myself and that is final!!
Carpeting his critics(s) further, Mr Macaroni added: "Do with this information whatever you wish to do with it."
Punch
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FC Barcelona have completed the signing of Jules Koundé from Sevilla on four year deal.
The France 🇫🇷 International joined Barcelona after turning down Chelsea Football Club.
He has a release clause worth €1B. 🔵🔴
Koundé will be presented on Monday as a Barcelona player. He became the club six signing of a busy transfer window.
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FC Barcelona and Sevilla have reached an agreement for Jules Koundé for €50m plus €10m in add-one.
The Catalan club have also reach an agreement with the player. Four years contract till 2027.
Chelsea fans 😭🤐🤐
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WIFE SURPRISES HUSBAND WITH A TWO STORY EDIFICE IN Uyo.
😍😍😍😍😍
A lady identified as Sally Gifto has gifted keys to a newly built two-story building to her husband.
According to multiple sources, the lady who owns one of the biggest boutiques in the Akwa Ibom State capital handed keys to the two-story building, built for business to her husband today.
The gesture has drawn reactions from social media as she's commended for such a gesture.
Ladies like this still exist?
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Happy Birthday to Peter Obi, my dearest Big Bro:
I will never forget your kindness to my beloved parents. Thank you for the respect you showed them, for your many visits to Abba, where you gave to Daddy and Mummy the most precious gifts: your time and your attention.
Thank you for walking this still-unbearable journey of grief with my siblings and me.
I remember how you regaled Daddy and Mummy with your stories until we started joking about your obsession with the “GDP of Malaysia.” But your obsession spoke of hope: your hope for Nigeria, your belief in what Nigeria could be. A belief that has always been practical, grounded in numbers and in reality.
I remember when you came to support me as I was being honored by the United Nations Foundation in New York, and I teased you about the inexpensive hotel you were staying in, and you shrugged and said, “it’s just a place to sleep, why do I need to be in an expensive place?”
And then only days later, you once again exhibited your incredible generosity to the causes you believe in, and it reminded me of all the hospitals and schools and churches you have supported over the years, and often without fanfare. You have always been clear about what your priorities are, what matters to you, what you believe should matter, and that is deeply admirable.
I have always admired your humane pragmatism, how you are willing to talk to almost anyone if it will bring about a good outcome.
And how you believe in certain ideals without being an ideologue.
And how you see people as people, knowing that human value is not measured in material terms.
And how you are able to laugh at yourself, and laugh when I tease you about your ‘one shoe and one shirt.’
And how you have always been consistent in the core of who you are.
Thank you for your compassion and your circumspection. For your honesty and your humour. For your willingness to acknowledge flaws, yours and others’, knowing that nobody is perfect. For your fuss-free kindness and your humility that is never performative.
I am inspired by your intellectual curiosity, your eagerness to learn, your genuine love of education (which is why you sought out, and honored, Daddy all those years ago when you learned that he was Nigeria’s first professor of statistics.)
Sometimes it is the simplest of language that captures the most complex of things, and so I will end with simplicity: You are a good man. You are loved. You are appreciated.
May your eyes continue to light up when you talk about the lovely confident Margaret (Thank God she agreed for you!) and your lovely children, A and E.
May joy follow you and yours always.
Mummy called you her ‘first son,’ my siblings and I call you our 'big bro,' and I cannot wait to call you ‘My President.’
I cannot wait for February 25, 2023, when I, with personal pride in you and with hope for what Nigeria can become, will cast my vote for you and your running mate, Senator Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed.
Chukwu dube gi. God Keep you.
With love, Chimamanda.
Tottenham sign Spence in £20m deal
Tottenham have signed Djed Spence from Middlesbrough on a five-year contract in a deal that could reach £20m.
The right wing-back completed a medical at Hotspur Way on Friday after Spurs agreed a deal that will see them pay an initial £12.5m, with a further £7.5m coming in performance-related add-ons.
The 21-year-old made 46 appearances on loan for Nottingham Forest last season and there was a chance he might have joined Steve Cooper's side on a permanent deal this summer.
But Spence has become Spurs' sixth major signing of the season, following the arrivals of Ivan Perisic, Fraser Forster, Yves Bissouma, Richarlison and loanee Clement Lenglet.
- Skysports
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FC Bayern München president Herbert Hainer has revealed that the club have a verbal agreement with FC Barcelona for the transfer of striker Robert Lewandowski.
Lewandowski, 33, has twice won the Golden Boot for Europe's leading goal scorer, including last season and finished as runner-up for the 2021 Ballon d'Or.
The Polond International is set to join Barca for a €45 million fee, with an additional €5 million in variables according to reports.
He is expected to join up with his new teammates on Barca's preseason tour of the United States which begins this week.
Hainer said: "We have come to a verbal agreement with Barcelona. It's good to have clarity for all parties. Robert is an incredible player, and he won everything with us. We are incredibly grateful to him."
Church Refuses to Wed Couple who Turned out late for their Wedding 💑
The Living Faith Church, popularly known as Winners Chapel in Uyo, the Akwa State capital has refused to wed couple who turned up 35 minutes late to the wedding according to multiple sources.
The action of the church has long drawn condemnation on social media with many questioning the decision of the church to abort a wedding because of 35mins lateness.
Photographs of the couple have also surfaced the social media as the couple, despite the disappointment, still took out time to take pictures outside the church.
Popular Nigeria Singer, Davido has revealed how voters are rejecting money to vote their conscience on the ongoing Osun State governorship election.
The music icon said this via his twitter handle.
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Chelsea have completed the signing of centre-back Kalidou Koulibaly from Napoli on a four-year deal.
The 31-year-old becomes the second signing of the Todd Beohly era, joining Raheem Sterling in signing for Thomas Tuchel's side.
The fee is reported to be in the region of £33m.
‘I’m very happy to be here with this team at Chelsea,’ said Koulibaly. ‘It’s a big team in the world and my dream was always to play in the Premier League. Chelsea came first to get me in 2016 but we didn’t make it." Kalidou Koulibaly said.
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Dembele signs new two-year Barcelona deal.
Sky Sports has reported that
Ousmane Dembele has signed a new two-year deal with Barcelona.
Dembele's previous deal expired last month and it looked as though he would depart the Nou Camp on a free transfer.
But France 🇫🇷 winger has now committed to remaining at Barcelona, despite reported interest from a number of clubs, including Chelsea, Bayern and PSG - Paris Saint-Germain
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Raheem Sterling have signed for Chelsea from Premier League rivals Manchester City, it was announced on Wednesday.
The 27-year-old announced his departure from City earlier on Wednesday and has now signed a five-year contract at Stamford Bridge. 🔵🔵
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Raheem Sterling has penned emotional farewall to Manchester City fans as his move to Chelsea Football Club draws closer.
The Manchester City winger who moved to the Ethihad from Liverpool FC on July 14th, 2015 twitted:
"Seven seasons. Eleven major trophies. A lifetime of memories.
"To the coaching staff who have played a massive role in my development over the years. To my team-mates who have become more than just those I share a pitch with. To the backroom staff. To the office staff. To the fans who have tirelessly supported the team, and to everyone involved with Manchester City. My respect for you couldn't be greater.
"What a ride it's been. I am thankful for the ups and the downs, as it's the downs that have, at times, tested my strength and resolve and enabled me to stand here in front of you as the best possible version of myself.
"I arrived in Manchester a 20-year-old. Today I leave as a man. Thank you for your endless support. It's been an honour to wear the shirt of Manchester City."
Sterling left Manchester City having won 339 appearance as a City player and also winning the Premier League four (4) times, eight (8) league cups, and one (1) FA Cup.
He scored 131 goals and provided 74 assist across seven seasons at the Ethihad Stadium.
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Politics!
Nigeria Popular skit maker, Debo Adedayo, popularly known as Mr Macaroni has advised his fans not to wait for him to announce who his candidate is before they can vote.
Macaroni,
twitting, also said that with everything happening in the country, no one should beg anybody to vote wisely.
“ASUU Strike, Killings, kidnappings, fuel scarcity, poverty, bad economy, inflation, Armed Robbery, Police Brutality, oppression, abuse of Power, Corrupt and lawless people in Government, lack of Job opportunities for the people…. NO ONE SHOULD BE BEGGING YOU TO VOTE WISELY!!!!
You are waiting for Mr Macaroni to tell you who to vote for? Suffer never tire you. Sit down there and be waiting." He wrote on Twitter
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Transfer expert, Fabrizio Romano has reported that Raphinha will fly to Spain today in order to complete his move to Barcelona.
He reveals that the contract length is until June 2027 to be signed soon.
According to him, Raphinha did anything to join Barça, his biggest dream. 🛩🇧🇷
Barcelona board, now pushing on Robert Lewandowski and feeling confident. Key days ahead.
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