14/05/2024
Laugh ahbeg you deserve it.
1. Fowl π¦wey my friend wan use give native doctorπ€£π€£π€£π€£ blessing don use am cook friedriceπππ
I go gist ona later, dey is fire on the mountain now πππππ
2.If gΓΈvernment see crΕ«de oil for your house na them get am π€£π€£π€£π€£πβοΈβοΈβοΈ
But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get amπππ
2. Nigeria education no balance at all ππππ
secΓΈndary school teachers they'll teach when you get to the university....πππππ
University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary schoolππ€©π€
3.lawyer defend you for fraud case finishπ
you still get mind run fake alert for am π€£π€£
shaaaiiii uncle... Whyπππ
4. Blessing, no be say your boyfriend stingyππ
nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn ,salary don finishπππ
5. Omo this December go red o, this one wey I never hear "jingle bell" "jingle bell" ππ
abi dey don sell the bell give iron condemn?π€π€
6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy materialπππππππ
7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he's deΓ’dππ
Nigerians be like so yesterday "when i see am dey lick orange and palm oil"
I no know say na goodbye him dey talk Oπ
8. ΓΓΈ be everything be village people work
"How you go for job interviewπ§βπ§ begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager" π
Uncle Whyπ.....π€£π€£
9. You fit defeat me for maths and scienceππ
But in English you is going homeπ€£π€£
10. Nigeria education system no balance well oπ
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poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learnerπ€£π€£π
11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Menπ€£π
No woman must be Left behind including you yes you reading this...πππ
12.person die you post death took the wrong personπ
nah you be the right person.. .. π€π€π€
13. You are trying to go without reacting π heaven is far from you ππ€¦ββοΈ
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