Udeme Jimmy

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🗣️ Michael Owen: “I don't think anyone can play the game of football as well as Messi.” 🗣️ Frank Ribéry: “Messi is class...
14/01/2025

🗣️ Michael Owen: “I don't think anyone can play the game of football as well as Messi.”

🗣️ Frank Ribéry: “Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary.”

🗣️ Javier Mascherano: “Although he may not be human, it’s good that Leo Messi still thinks he is.”

🗣️ Samuel Eto’o: “Lionel Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all.”

🗣️ Wayne Rooney: “Ronaldo is ruthless in the box, a killer. But Messi will torture you before he kills you. For me, Messi is the best.”

🗣️ Xavi Hernandez: “It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind.”

🗣️ Carles Puyol: “Lionel Messi is well above anything else I’ve ever seen. He is an alien.”

🗣️ Diego Maradona: “I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine football and his name is Lionel Messi – Messi is a genius.”

🗣️ Jose Mourinho: “When Messi has the ball, one on one, you’re dead.”

🗣️ Luis Enrique: “Without any doubt, Lionel Messi is the best in the world! For me, he is the best in the history of football.”

🗣️ Pep Guardiola: “Don't write about him, don't try to describe him. Just watch him!”

🗣️ Franz Beckenbauer: “Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s.”

🗣️ Kun Agüero: “I have been in Europe for 15 years and I have not seen anyone like Messi, nobody even comes close!”

🗣️ Marco Van Basten: “Cristiano is a great player, but those who say he is better than Messi knows nothing about football.”

🗣️ Lionel Scaloni: “Leo Messi is the heritage of world football!”

🗣️ Giorgio Chiellini: “To stop Cristiano Ronaldo, you have to prevent him from getting the ball in the box.”

– “To stop Lionel Messi, you have to pray, because he is unstoppable!”🐐❤️💞

Una dey try oo
09/01/2025

Una dey try oo

09/12/2024

The foreign coffin 🤣🤣🤣

Bcos she couldn't pay the 200 naira daily ticket hawkers do pay in the market...Her market was poured away.All this tout...
26/11/2024

Bcos she couldn't pay the 200 naira daily ticket hawkers do pay in the market...

Her market was poured away.

All this tout that do this to hawkers, I wonder where they do keep their conscience.

🚨 Leicester City have opened talks with Ruud Van Nistelrooy to succeed Steve Cooper as manager.(RudyGaletti )
25/11/2024

🚨 Leicester City have opened talks with Ruud Van Nistelrooy to succeed Steve Cooper as manager.

(RudyGaletti )

Did you know that the tongue of a tiger is so sharp and strong that it can literally lick your skin off?The tiger's tong...
16/09/2024

Did you know that the tongue of a tiger is so sharp and strong that it can literally lick your skin off?

The tiger's tongue is covered with numerous small, sharp, rear-facing projections called papillae. The papillae gives the tongue a rough, rasping texture and is designed to help strip feathers, fur and meat from prey.

I always thought their mouth was just dry...

13/09/2024

Watch hour this 9year old boy wow everyone on stage 😲😲😳

11/09/2024

Good morning my beautiful friends

10/09/2024

Happy beautiful morning to you all

09/09/2024

This is happening live in China 😭😭😭😭

09/09/2024

Make una beg our government for me ooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The 'Ekombi' dance of the Efik people of Calabar, Nigeria has been rated by dance experts around the world as the most c...
06/09/2024

The 'Ekombi' dance of the Efik people of Calabar, Nigeria has been rated by dance experts around the world as the most complex, yet MOST graceful dance form in Africa.

No other African dance comes close to the 'Ekombi' dance and in fact between 1991 to 1993 when the late Michael Jackson was touring West Africa learning African cultures and dances, the Ekombi dance was the ONLY dance that the late King of Pop couldn't learn and strategically incorporate into his dance routine.

The King of Pop when exploring Nigeria learnt the Atilegwu of the Enugwus, the Baatá of the Yorubas and even the Eyó egungun dance of the Ile Ifes.

But the Ekombi dance frustrated him as he couldn't even relate to the fluid-like bodily motions that characterized the dance.

According to his then producer, Quincy Jones, Michael Jackson sourly mispronounced the dance as 'A corned beef' and would always be heard muttering to himself 'HOW DO THEY MOVE LIKE THAT?'

Whenever he watched Ekombi dance experts of the early 90's dancing to Udo Mariam's cultural xylophone troupe, all what he managed to scream was 'heee heeee!' before bursting into tears.

Someone may be wondering what makes the Ekombi dance so difficult.

I will tell you.

For one, the Ekombi dance is the spiritual dance of the water.

You can get blinded by dead spirits or thrown 40 feet into the air merely by dancing Ekombi in a market place as a non-initiate by 12:00 AM midnight .

This is because the Ekombi is a fusion of 2 powerful prehistoric Efik cult entities.

The 'Ekpe'(Spiritual Lion) or 'Ekpe Enyong'(Lion of the heavens).

The 'Nyong' entity of the Nyong river which was a powerful river that flowed from Southern Cameroon into the Crossriver and made everything it touched soft and fertile.

These cult entities fused to form the 'Ekpenyong' which was the biggest water/sea god of the Efiks that was believed to give beautiful children with soft, fair complexion and stainless glass skins.

However, the Ekpenyong had a fiery temper and was known to be quick to jealousy.

Males who dared to contest his affection towards any female were struck with a forbidden and virulent kind of hernia called 'Efuk' which caused the male organ and testicles to grow into the abdomen and rupture in the victim's windpipe causing instant asphyxiation.

To seduce the Ekpenyong and keep him happy and cool tempered, Calabarians offered some of their children and maidens to serve in Ekombi deity temples and fattening rooms where they were taught the Ekombi dance which they performed on special commemorative festivals to honour and entertain the Ekpenyong and the host of water deities that nourished the land.

The Ekombi interns would be made to sleep in the Ikot Nkáng forest for 7 market days where the water deities would visit them in the form of a giant centipede, have sexual in*******se with them and break 2 bones on their shoulders, 1 around their rib cage and 3 in their waist bones atop their pelvises rendering them supremely limber and with a surprisingly non-human flexibility.

The intricate dance routines for the Ekombi aren't taught by any mortal but inspired directly from the Ekpenyong's coffers in the water.

The graceful bodily motions symbolize the fluidity of water.

The complex foot work symbolizes the complex Occultic hierarchy of the underwater and the metaphysics of the Ekpé initiates.

This is why ONLY the chosen ones can dance the Ekombi accurately.

This is also why the best dancer in the world, Michael Jackson who mastered almost every human dance genre couldn't wrap his head around the beautiful Ekombi dance of the Efik people of Calabar, Crossriver. Nigeria.



I've just reached 2K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each one of you. 🙏🤗...
05/09/2024

I've just reached 2K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each one of you. 🙏🤗🎉
Thank you so much 🙏🙏🙏

05/09/2024

I no joke again...
Wetin I do una eh?
😭😭😭 😭😭

04/09/2024

So now una need guarantor before I go date😒😒😒

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