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18/01/2024

My life in 7 words :

Everything i was afraid of happening, happend.

26/10/2023

He blows my mind.

By the things he does.

This friend of mine.

Who lives in the United States.

Married loosely.

And purposefully sterile.

Hence he transverses the globe to explore his hobbies, fancies and fantasies.

Helped on by the wealth he has created.

From being a ruthless trader in stock, bonds, forex, crypto and angel investing.

Today he called me and told me that he has struck four things off his bucket list.

The first being that he has visited Tokyo, Japan.

The second being that he has stayed there for 7 nights in a luxury five star hotel suite with a breathtaking bird-eye view of the city that costs $15,999 a night.

The third being that he has drank the 'Diamonds are forever martini' which has a real diamond in it, which you keep after the drink and which costs nearly $20,000 a glass.

The fourth being that for each day he stayed in Tokyo, he ate an Olive Wagyu beef steak. Which is the rarest variant of the Kobe beef steak. Which in turn makes it the most expensive meat in the world, costing around $500 a steak. It is this expensive because of the way the about only 3,000 cows who exist only on the island of Shodoshima in Japan are fed, nurtured and slaughtered. One of these cows cost over $100,000, with one having been sold at auction for $400,000.

His laughter was soft.

As he relayed his accomplishments with shy humility.

This friend who I knew way back during my days at the University of Ibadan.

An orphan, who had to come to Lagos during the weekend to work as a bus conductor and sometimes driver, to raise enough money for another week at school.

I remember when during the holidays I ran in to him at Maryland bus stop, working as a conductor. I was walking with a couple of my friends from other universities, heading for Ikeja Cantonment to see another of our friend.

He had shouted my name and hurried over to say a quick hello.

I greeted him with the same affection and introduced him to my friends.

And just that action endeared me to him.

As he would tell me later in school.

"Men, I can never forget what you did that day... You were not ashamed of me... you just hugged and introduced me like you didn't notice my clothes were dirty, I was wearing slippers and I was a danfo conductor."

We were close friends.

Me in the Arts.

Him in Social sciences.

But somehow no matter how much I prodded, he blatantly refused to talk to me about his past.

The only thing he would say.

In a very indirect way was.

"The amount of suffering I have seen in this life has taught me that life is not fair and it doesn't send you, whether you are good or you are bad. The only thing you can do for yourself is enjoy your life to the fullest. So me o, as you see me like this, I know I will make it. And when I do, I will live my life each day as if it is my last day. Whatever I dream about and desire, as long as I can afford it, I will do it. I will give to others, if I choose to and not because anyone tells me it is my job to do it, because I have seen the face of real ingratitude before. I have seen that the spirit of entitlement is like witchcraft. It is filled with wickedness and jealousy. The ones who receive will respond to their inability to no longer receive with hatred. They will hate you and those you love and care about because somehow you can no longer give to them what you were giving to them and they will blame it on the ones you are giving and also on you, instead of being grateful for the fact that you once were able to give to them. I have seen where a man gave everything he has to his family and his people, school fees, houses, cars, clothes, food, in short they didn't even need to ask, since once he saw a need he immediately satisfied it. But when his wife fell sick and died, none of them showed up to help, when he in turn fell sick for a long time, sold his properties and spent nearly all his money in order to survive but eventually died, there was nobody. And he was so abandoned that his siblings buried him like a rat, and made his three children their houseboys and house girl. One to each sibling. One of the boys died of typhoid that was left untreated, the girl who was seven years old, went missing one day and no-one bothered to look for her, and it was so horrible for the last boy that he had no option but to run away, if not, he knew that the same fate awaited him..."

Lagos

Jude Idada
April 24, 2021

26/10/2023

Warning; You will be triggered.

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I was in labour for three days. Hubby is in another country. He placed me on monthly salary and before I went to the hospital he told me he would send money or me Incase of anything. I was told to go for CS but he sent the money to his mother's account. All through my labour pains his mom did not say he sent money and hubby's lines were on voice mail. His sis kept saying I will deliver like the Hebrew wom*an. All along I kept trying hubby's number so he could send money. They didn't tell me he has already sent money for the cs. I started bleeding by 1pm and it became emergency. Baby did not come out and the doctor tried all they could. Out of frustration I took my land document though not really mine but my sisters because I have been keeping it for my sis. I called her and she said I can give it to the hospital. My sister in-law is the one who called my brother at home to bring the document and the doctor refused to attend to me saying until the document comes. When the document was brought I was wheeled into emergency unit and after hours of battling with my life I loss my baby. When I opened my eyes I heard hubby called. When he called again he consoled me and said it's not anyone fault that it's how God wants it. I told him had it been he listened to me and sent the money when I told him my baby wouldn't have died. He said he did. He said he sent 300k that morning and 150k in the evening to his mom and sister"s account. I told him I wasn't told and throughout the period of pains none of them mentioned the money and it was his sis who even called my brother to bring the document. Then I asked him why he didn't send the money to my account, he said he did that way should anything bad happen to me, his mom and sis could have access to the money. see the man I married? 😭😭😭😭😭 He was so sure I won't make it out alive from the labour room. That's why he gave them the money to keep. I couldn't believe what I heard and waited for the day to be discharged. When I got home I asked them if they received any money. My mother inlaw said yes that the money was to be paid after delivery and not as a deposit for a labour she didn't know if it will come out fine or not. My sister in-law said the 150k she received from hubby was for baby's items when baby is born that now that baby is no more she will return the money to her brother. I listened to them without being able to say anything. I loss my baby because of them. The hospital called and said once they are able to sell the land they would give back the balance which my brother signed an agreement with or we pay in cash to get back the document. I called hubby to pay the hospital so I could get back my sister's document he said the money is with his mom and sis. That he will talk to them. Janet it's been a month now and we have been quarrelling over the issue because his mom has refused to pay the hospital 283k. Excluding medications. Hubby said he can't be forced to have problems with his family because of hospital bills that the baby did not even survive. I am tired of this whole thing. My brother left my house angrily and said he had rather sleep on the street than being in the same house with my husband's people. My sister said it's better to be alone than remain in such marriage. Though my husband has not done anything to me to warrant divorce but his family has caused me so much pain. What should I do? I went through he*Ii in the hospital they were with the money but did not say anything. Even before going to the hospital whenever hubby sent money to me and I cook delicious meal my mother inlaw will say if he continues sending money he won't build many houses. Already hubby has two big houses, standard ones. They always complain about whatever I eat, what I wear , and when he bought a car the last time he came they made him sold the expensive one and kept a low key car for me. We have been married for four years and this baby is our first. He is a nice person but his family is not. I am so confused because all our dreams is living together in abroad. But as the day passes I wonder if they will let him fulfill this promise to me. The loss of my baby is a big blow to me. Please advise me.

08/08/2023

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18/07/2023

Until this bucket hits your legs, you will understand why English uses "He kick the bucket" to refer to dêath.
Very wicked bucket
Only victims will understand 😂😂😂

06/07/2023

Describe your ex as a shoe.

🤣🤣🤣

06/07/2023

When last did you receive a credit alert?

06/07/2023

Don't lie ooo. What year did you join Facebook?. Let's see the senior men here.

05/07/2023

Shawarma or pizza ?

04/07/2023

🐍☂️🐦 🐸🍊🐀 🐒🐘.

Put their first laters together😔

03/07/2023

????

02/07/2023

3 things you saw first?

01/05/2023

Never stop being a good person because of bad people

23/06/2022

You are easy to love, bur so hard to keep.

23/06/2022

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

23/06/2022

Am still here with you, in everything you do.

23/06/2022

Aren't you tired of playing scenes inside ur head?

23/06/2022

Some people are like ads, just skip them

23/06/2022

When I miss you,

I always stalk your timeline

23/06/2022

Meeting you will never be my regret.

Tolerating the way you treated me will always be.

23/06/2022

You are worthy

22/06/2022

You can't blame me for walking away.

you gave me reasons to do so

22/06/2022

Alot of opportunities has wasted because of this anxiety

22/06/2022

You wouldn't know someone's impact to ur life untill u lose them 😔

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