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*** Married Against My Will ****Episode 1  My parents were going to marry me off to settle their d£bt.I grew up in an po...
24/02/2024

*** Married Against My Will ****

Episode 1

My parents were going to marry me off to settle their d£bt.

I grew up in an polygamous family, my mom was the number three wife, my dad has five wives.

I grew up, with twenty one siblings, three boys and eighteen girls.

it was a tribe and tradition for a man to have a male child, my dad frist and second wives were unable to birth any male child, they were seems as bā''rren women, who were unable to bear the real children since a female child is not considered an heir.

I never saw my dad frist wife , only her grā"ve that was behind her hut.

she had given birth to seven girls, according to my mom she had di£d carrying the eighth pr£gnancy, though she was advised by the midwives not to attempt getting pregnant again, but she refused, cause she couldn't bèār the shãm£ of not giving birth to a real child ( male child).

she couldn't bèār to see her co wives give birth to the frist male child, though my dad had also wãrñed her not to c0nceive again but she refused and took in, she di£d during lābour though it was a male child as she wanted but he also pass on with her immediately after she di£d.

that was when my mom came into the picture, she gave birth to six of us, two boys and four girls.

while my dad fourth wife , gave brith to six daughter and a son.

I was worth more than my elder sisters, because I was younger, prettier, more endowed and a v¡rgin.

They had sold us off, one by one, to send my brothers to school and pay for their apprenticeship.

all my sisters were already married off, immediately they saw their womanhood.

Except I and my younger sister ewomi who was 12 years old, and hasn't seen her w0manhood.

We were the sācrificial lāmbs.

My two sisters and fourteen step sisters, and now it was my turn.

We were like corn and yam to be traded for a better deal.

But I had a plan

I was just 15

But I had seen my womanhood one year ago.

So I knew what I had to do even before the set date.

I was the youn

24/02/2024

With as low as 5k you can start your own business from the comfort of your home and be making 500 to 1k daily as your profit, if your interested dm me. But make sure you have 5k capital to start with and you can upgrade later. 2024 money must be made. No gree for poverty this year ooo

I bought a crate of egg for 2600...I went home excitedly thinking I'd hit a jackpot 😩 I went to a store where they sell ...
24/02/2024

I bought a crate of egg for 2600...

I went home excitedly thinking I'd hit a jackpot 😩 I went to a store where they sell eggs in crates, I met a young girl there and I asked her how much is a crate of egg, she said "2800" I said eeehn? She repeated herself. I planned to buy just one crate before but I asked her to give me three crate. I paid her and disappeared immediately 🤣

The following day,I was going out in the afternoon when I heard someone shouting "aunty, aunty, aunty" and was running after me. I turned back and saw the young girl that sold egg for me yesterday. I stopped and waited for her. When she came close to where I was standing, she immediately went on her knees and started crying..

I immediately told her to stand up and wipe her tears.. My mind was already telling me what she wanted to say but I just kept mute and allowed her to talk. She said, "aunty don't be annoyed, the egg I sold for you yesterday is 3600 for a crate not 2600 and my madam has threatened to remove it from my salary"..

I asked her why she made that kind of mistake, and what if she didn't see me again. I just spoke to her for a while and told her to be careful next time. I gave her the money and she started smiling immediately. She thanked me and left..

Awoof dey run belle oooo 😩😩😩

Under the same sky, but different destinies 😥
24/02/2024

Under the same sky, but different destinies 😥

The color of the strawberry will change as soon as the photo is liked.
24/02/2024

The color of the strawberry will change as soon as the photo is liked.

I secretly asked for her number; instead of her to simply say no to me, she shouted🔊🗯 "No, I'm not giving you my number!...
27/11/2023

I secretly asked for her number; instead of her to simply say no to me, she shouted🔊🗯 "No, I'm not giving you my number!" - just for everyone on the bus to know. She embarrassed me big time, so I had to show her what I'm made of 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

***So my uncle returned home from work yesterday with a car. An outdated Mercedes Benz Flatboot. I guess it's the 1999 m...
30/08/2023

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So my uncle returned home from work yesterday with a car. An outdated Mercedes Benz Flatboot. I guess it's the 1999 model.

Immediately the noisy car drove into the compound, kids that were playing around immediately ran inside.

There was thick black smoke everywhere.

"God has done it again o" My Uncle announced as he stepped out. He had to slam the door several times before it shut finally.

I rushed out of the house to see what was happening.

"Uncle welcome" I greeted him "Whose motor is this?"

"That's my car!" My uncle snapped proudly, dangling the key before me

"How?" I muttered, running to check out the vehicle

"Nnamdi, biko use two hands open the door o, make e no fall off" He warned me

I dragged the door open and sat inside. The interior was like a carpenter's workshop and there were so many naked wires everywhere.

"Úncle, how much you buy am?" I asked excitedly

"45k!" He snapped confidently "E cheap abi?"

I nodded

So later that night, Uncle threw a small party in the compound to celebrate his car, and we had to retire to bed drunk.

Around 2AM, we were still sleeping when we suddenly heard someone banging at our door and a voice also came in through the window.

"Oga, make una come o... Una motor don catch fire!" The voice announced. It was our neighbor's

I was the first to jump off the bed while my Uncle followed suit. He couldn't believe his ears.

"You say wetin do my motor!?" He turned to the window while I rushed outside to get water.

The voice came again...

"Sir, na just now now wey thunder been strike o and wetin we hear na voom!"

My Uncle fainted.

29/08/2023
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29/08/2023

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Me self go swallow their  pump join😂😂😂😂
05/02/2023

Me self go swallow their pump join😂😂😂😂

03/07/2022

*ALL FOODS HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT ON WHO TO BE CROWNED AS THE KING OF ALL FOODS*
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.

POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.

BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.

RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.

YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.

POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?

YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.

EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. 🙈🙉

OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. 🤦🏻‍♂️

POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?😞

SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.

POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o! 😏

SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. 🙄

INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. 💔🤣

SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. 💁🏻‍♂️

BEANS: (laughs)

INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.

(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)

Then garri walks in.🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻

ALL THE FOODS: Odogwu... Twale bossman🙌🏻🙇🏻

03/07/2022

Prophetic mandate! If you have being looking for a child... Thi is the last month you will ever shed that secret tears.
Get 3 Apples🍎, wash with salt water, wake up every midnight (12 on the dot)
Your prayer point is: Fruit of the womb. be specific on the gender you want, After prayer, keep where no hand will touch it, do the same the second day, keep where no hand will touch it, on the third night, after prayer, eat the apple, give your husband, copulation starts, u re already pregnant. You shall call the child Ugochukwu. If you don't follow instruction, you're on ur own my dear. This assignment should be carried out, in the month of July only.

25/06/2021

Oga don travel leave madam for gate man care, oga come back see madam with big belle🤰🤰🤰, since morning nah the case we still the settle🙆🙆🙆.
Wetin una say WAHALA be like again?
For my side WAHALA don get Level 🤸🤸

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