Kimmy plum

11/11/2023

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BE CAREFUL WHO PRINTS YOUR WEDDING CARDS

A Printer was asked to put 1John 4:18 on a Wedding Card, but he made a mistake by not including the "1" before John so he printed John 4:18

1John 4:18 says "There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears"

But John 4:18 says "For You have had five husbands before and even the one you have now is not your husband"

We are still begging the husband that it was the Printer's mistake.....😂😂

Na the matter we dey try settle this morning
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03/11/2023

One degree
Truly it's been God's unmerited Grace that have seen me through
My fight against all odds,the hardships, the Sleepless Nights and countless cries that I experienced.
I can now say that I finally made it!
And now I can finally post my long awaited graduation speech, as I wear the sign out clothe that every student Dreamed of Wearing, which represent me as a Graduate.
I want to show my deepest gratitude to everyone behind this success!
First and foremost, I am most thankful to Almighty God who's the Source of every Success that I Achieved.
Big cheers to my sweet Dad and Brothers, Bro Stanley , Uche Raoul and Pronto...May you all eat the fruit of your labor.
Also to my friends thank you all, I've made it today.
Well this is it! 🎓👏
Lord am grateful 🙏😇❣️
degree BAGGED
to my first degree in FRENCH

FRENCH graduate
Félicitation à moi 💃💃💃
🙏

19/10/2023

This is hilarious 😂

19/10/2023

My legs after many years of searching for job 😏🥹

22/09/2023

08/09/2023

Finally we did our proposal defense and it was successful. To God be the glory............ proud to be a francophonie.

11/08/2023

A hearty congratulations 🎉🎉 to you Trinity guy
From prison to palace

What God cannot do does not existiaiamtrinityguy

10/08/2023

If you know you're alive and sound to see this day
Common, let's praise Him: He is..........
1. Wonderful
2. Counsellor
3. Prince of Peace
4. Eternal Rock of Ages
5. King of Glory
6. Mighty God
7. King of kings
8. Lord of lords
9. Lord of hosts
10. Lily of the valley
11. Healer
12. Deliverer
13. Provider
14. Creator
15. Potter
16. Day Star
17. Cornerstone
18. Prophet of prophets
19. Saviour
20. I AM THAT I AM
21. Wisdom of God
22. Head of the church
23. Governor
24. Righteous Judge
25. Protector
26. Rock of offence
27. Shield
28. Merciful God
29. Gracious God
30. Faithful God
31. Giver
32. Victorious in Holiness
33. Consuming Fire
34. El Elyon
35. Jehovah Raphael
36. Jehovah Rohi
37. Jehovah Jireh
38. Jehovah Elgibor
39. Jehovah Sham ah
40. Jehovah Shalom
41. El Olam
42. Defender
43. Redeemer
44. Comforter
45. Trinity in Council
46. Instructor
47. Teacher
48. Inspirer
49. Reminder
50. Invisible God
51. Hope of Glory
52. Lion of Judah
53. Root of Jesse
54. Man of war
55. Lamb of God
56. Sustainer
57. Convincer
58. Light of the world
59. Restorer
60. Silencer
61. Stiller of storms
62. Proclaimer
Thank you for a brand new day🙏🙏

09/08/2023

Train your mind in such a way that you see good in every situation of life. Think positive!

06/08/2023

This is serious 😂

02/08/2023

Fact.

26/07/2023

We're simple Nigerians , just trying to express ourselves 🥰

08/07/2023

Unknown gunmen attacked Akwakwuma today and killed a Keke driver😭

08/07/2023

Unknown gunmen attached Akwakwuma today.

03/07/2023

Am I pretty?

03/07/2023

Who did this to Him Na? Nobody is perfect.

03/07/2023

Happy birthday 🎉🥳🥳 to best baby.
She has grown up, Wow how time flies.

03/07/2023

JAMB withdraws result of Anambra student who secured a N3million scholarship after faking her result

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board(JAMB) has said it would withdraw the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination(UTME) result of Miss Ejikeme Joy Mmesoma for parading a fake score.

A statement released by the board's Head of Public Affairs and Protocol, Fabian Benjamin, on Sunday July 2, says Mmesoma scored 249 in the examination as against the 362 she is parading. The organisation said it would prosecute Miss Ejikeme for tampering with its result.
It added that Miss Ejikeme was offered a N3 million scholarship by founder of Innoson motors, Innocent Chukwuma for scoring 362 in the 2023 UTME.

The statement reads

“The attention of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board(JAMB) has been drawn to several publications in both print and online media celebrating certain candidates for being high scorers in the 2023 UTME.

The Board is constrained to set the records straight and wishes to state unequivocally that many of the results which many of these candidates are parading are fake. In many instances, some of these candidates had actually obtained far lower scores than they are claiming and had used some funny software packages to manipulate their results to deceive unsuspecting members of the public.

The most pathetic of them all is the case of Miss Ejikeme Joy Mmesoma, who claimed to have scored 362 in the 2023 UTME and was awarded a N3m scholarship by Chief (Dr.) Innocent Chukwuma.

She was even set to be honoured by the Anambra State Government when one of its top officials put a call through to JAMB to confirm her claim only for the Board to reveal that Miss Ejikeme Joy Mmesoma had actually scored 249 and not 362 she claimed. She had manipulated her UTME result to deceive the public to fraudulently obtain scholarship and other recognition.”