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09/04/2023

Why Is Nobody Complaining About The Over Estimated Billing By Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC)

22/02/2023

Apparently, Kenyan men are the sweetest and accommodating males in Africa.

They are not judgemental unlike my Nigerian brothers.

Take for example, if a woman posts a revealing picture or video of her dancing or twerking seductively, Nigerian men go to the comment to slt shame her.

Words like "ashawo", "who go marry this one", and "how much for a night", will be littered everywhere in the comment section.

But for Kenyans, it's quite different.

The men don't condemn you oo! Na, they wouldn't do that.

The kind of comments you'll be seeing are;

"We'll take this video along during her dowry negotiation."

"This picture must be presented when her dowry is to be paid."

Kenyan men are willing to marry you, but just know that if your dowry is supposed to be 5 shillings and 2 fat cows, your father will be getting just 2 shillings and a sick-looking goat because you exposed your nyash on social media.

10/02/2023

Naira scarcity
One Dead at ATM line.
May his soul Rest in Peace.

06/02/2023

lemme tell you a short story....

I remember the day my Ex sent me a breakup message. My mum asked me what am I reading, then I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" then she said "but why are you crying? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions"💔😭😹😹

06/02/2023

If you spend your time chasing butterflies they will fly away. But if you spend your time building a garden then the butterflies will come to you.

06/02/2023

All the politician are fighting for the right of the poor masses.

05/02/2023

Some people look at you and think you have too much money , may that money locate you quickly in Jesus name..

04/02/2023

I.f.y.o.u.c.a.n.r.e.a.d.t.h.i.s.m.a.y.g.o.d.b.l.e.s.s.y.o.u.f.o.r.e.v.e.rI.f.y.o.u.c.a.n.r.e.a.d.t.h.i.s.m.a.y.g.o.d.b.l.e.s.s.y.o.u.f.o.r.e.v.e.r

04/02/2023

1) Back then in school, nothing sweet me like, "Kindly go home if you've n0t paid y0ur school fees

2) This morning, the pers0n my father's been advising me to emulate used his father for riçhtu@l.

Now, my dad's relocated to the village on hearing the news

3) Today, my boss sent me to buy fuel.

30minutes later;

Me: Boss, I just fell d0wn from the bike with the gallon. I dey chemist now. E throway..

Boss: Wetin throway so? Hope na y0ur bl00d?

4) I remember when I had my first h£ártbr£ak, I woke my aunt's 5months old báby and explained everything to her and she çriéd too

5) After my friend came back from collecting marriage list, he l0st appetite for food..

Some marriage list long pass 3rd mainland bridge

6) Did you know that a small amount of alc0hol placed on a sc0rpi0n will make it go çrázy and stiñg itself to d£ath?

7) In my primary school, we once paid for an excursion to the airport.

On getting to the airport, they put us inside a sl0w m0ving bus and told us that's how planes m0ve

No be today wayo start

8) I don learn another r0mantiç line for this coming val: "Baby swall0w me, I'm y0ur fufu"

9) My grandma's refused to show us where she's h!diñg her 0ld naira n0te so we can exchange them for the new ones.

She say nothing concern her, say money na money

10) I once created a ms (Microsoft) word document and saved all my passwords so I can remember them. Then, I gave a password to the document so nobody can see my passwords.

And now, I have forgotten the document password

, January 2023

04/02/2023

ACCESS BANK customers cannot have access to their money in their banks,so disappointing,
First bank has failed to fulfill thier obligations that says to their customers "YOU first',,dem no put their customers first again,,,,, there's no unity between UNITY Bank customers with their money in unity bank,
The union between UNION BANK and their customers has been terminated ,,
There's seriously infidelity in FIDELITY bank as their customers are suffering from infidelity of cash ,,,,United Bank For Africa has been divided
ZENITH Bank is headed down right now, There's no Guaranty anymore at GTB BANK
The Key to enter into KEYSTONE bank has gone missing.

Hail Nigeria 🤣

19/01/2023

As the deadline for the phasing out of the old N200, N500 and N1000 notes draw near, the Central Bank of Nigeria says it has been begging banks to come collect the new Naira notes.

22/12/2022

Don't worry about being slow, ignore distractions and focus on your goals⚡

21/12/2022

21/12/2022

Bringing joy and caring for others. 🤗

Thank you Червоний Хрест України ❤

21/12/2022

Boko Haram were in the heart of Abuja.

They attacked a shopping mall.

They attacked Thisday newspaper office.

They attacked the UN office.

They almost entered the police headquarters.

They bombed Nyanya motor park.

In the NE, they were in full control of over 20 local government areas.

No one can list the number of attacks they carried out in Borno, Yobe, Adamawa etc.

But while all these were going on and Nigerians were in a state of palpable fear and collective national emotional trauma, some people in the then ruling party, PDP were sharing the fund meant to equip the military.

And Dr Doyin Okupe was one of them.

When he was asked why Nigerian government did not build a modern railway system, he said that we were not ripe for such thing.

At a point, our soldiers ran away from battle front because they had no weapon to face the insurgents and Okupe and other PDP top guns including Obegbona, Abati and Dokpesi were enjoying life with arms fund.

Those who are cursing us today, no one could enter their church without being screened by a bomb detector even down SW because of the fear BH has sent from the NE and FCT to all other geopolitical zones.

And that is why God does not listen to their curses against us.

Okupe was on air one day saying that his new party, PDP’s younger brother, LP would rescue Nigeria.

And I shook my head in pity.

Yesterday, he was convicted by a court of competent jurisdiction for stealing N240m of the military fund which caused the death of soldiers and civilians in the hand of the terrorists.

The court however gave him an option of N13m fine which LP celebrated in the evening that he was able to meet.

And those are the people who want to rescue Nigeria.

© Sunday Wale Adeniran

"This is why some of us refuse to be infected with the level of chronic amnesia many are suffering from.

14/07/2022

THE TINUBU THAT WASN'T ABLE TO ISLAMISE HIS
FAMILY...

24/06/2022

For those who have the mind of selling out their votes on election day, they should be aware that if they sell it at most for 10,000, if divided by 365 days in a year, it will be just N28, and if divided by 4 years, it will be approximately N7.

15/06/2022

Muslim VP Is Good For Tinubu While His Pastor Wife Will Balance The Ticket - Orji Kalu

Senate Chief Whip Orji Uzor Kalu has stated there is nothing wrong if the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, runs a Muslim-Muslim ticket.

Kalu, who spoke while answering questions from reporters at the Senate, said it would be politically naive for Tinubu, a minority Muslim from the South-West, to choose a minority Christian from the North as his running mate.

He insisted that since Tinubu’s wife is a senior pastor with the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), she will balance the ticket as a ‘de facto deputy president’ should Tinubu win the presidency.

He said that APC cannot afford to field two minorities and expect to win the 2023 presidential election.

Native Reporters

15/06/2022

The Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, has boasted that no political party can wrestle power from the ruling

14/06/2022

A Lady has taken to her social media page to share a video of herself having a joyful moment as she celebrated her new marital status. According to the beautiful bride, her boss upgraded her from being his housemaid to being his housewife. In the comment section, the lady then confirmed (joked) that...

12/06/2022

According to Bashir Ahmad, in his state being Kano State, and some neighboring northern states like Kaduna State, Katsina State, Jigawa State, and Bauchi State, the Labour Party does not even have a gubernatorial candidate.

11/06/2022

Most of the people complaining about Election, don't have a
PVC.

11/06/2022

I won in Kaduna on Muslim-Muslim ticket. Tinubu can pick a Muslim running mate — El-Rufai

11/06/2022

Just in
YAHAYA BELLO donate his Presidential Campaign Office to Bola TINUBU

Great

11/06/2022

Get your PVC

11/06/2022

Reacting on Fani-Kayode's statement, Vice President West Africa, Pan-African Youth Union and former NYCN President, Oladele John Niyi said he is disappointed in the former aviation minister.

Speaking through his page, Niyi said he can never support a Muslim-Muslim ticket or Christian-Christian ticket.

"God forbid that I ever listen or respect Femi Fani-Kayode again. That he can even say Muslim-Muslim ticket is fine on a National TV is surprising.

My one vote will never be for any Muslim-Muslim or Christian-Christian ticket."

26/05/2022

Stop blood shed in South East- Nnamdi kanu