11/08/2021
STORY OF MY LIFE. ππππ’π’
I started noticing him when he liked and commented on all my pictures from the very first picture I uploaded on Facebook several years ago.
It was shortly after my boyfriend passed away after a brief illness.
I was grieving and stopped making posts yet everyday I woke up to series of notifications
He liked every single one of them!
I wasn't even furious especially when I realized he was male, so, Instead of a red flag, I was simply curious
What sort of stalking is this...
Then he began liking all my stories
One day, I woke up to over a hundred notifications
All likes!
I visited his profile, no info, no photo, not even one, just few friends and not even up to 100
But one mutual friend
My late boyfriend!!!
Is this a set-up?
My mind screamed
Curiousity got the better of me
So, I sent a friend request and messaged him
He replied immediately
He apologized and told me he wanted to get my attention before striking a convo
Well, you have it!
Immediately, he shot his shot and started professing love for me and my writing
I was sp*echless
He said he never had an opportunity but now, given the circumstances, and the timing, he wants to help me heal and love again
I told him I needed to see a picture to even process what he was saying
He asked for my WhatsApp number
I gave him
Next thing, he sent 10 pictures
I have never seen a more handsomel boy in all of my life
Suddenly, I forgot about grieving
Then I requested for a video call, he declined and said if I wanted to talk and see him then it should be over a glass of wine not data
I was skeptical, what if he's a yahoo guy, kidnapper or even a set-up
But, I'm not Obi Cubana so who would wanna abduct me, and besides, I'm gentle and peaceful, nobody has an axe to grind with me
So, after looking at the pictures again, I decided it was worth the risk
I fixed a date at ICM in the afternoon
I arrived first and waited, then I saw him come in barely a minute after I sat down
He was worth every curve, infact his pictures didn't do justice to his handsome!
He was walking towards me and I became hard with desire and excitement n just exactly how I love it
As soon as he got closer, a lady passed and her phone fell right in front of me
I bent down to pick her phone and then from the corner of my eyes, I caught a glimpse of the legs of my date
I opened my eyes wide and cleaned them then looked again
His feet were not touching the ground
I looked up, he looked down
I looked again
His legs were above the ground, he was floating
I looked up in fright, shaking as my mouth was unable to speak
He laughed out loud and then disappeared
I screamed
The girl whose phone fell, tapped me and asked me if I was okay
I looked up and tried to explain pointing with my fingers at the point where my date was standing but isn't anymore
It was then I saw the face of the ex whose phone dropped, It was my late boyfriend
"So, you are already cheating on me with another ghost, eh?" He asked, crying
I screamed again
He slapped me and disappeared too
The slap twisted my neck and my face turned to my back then I saw the Facebook boy and my boyfriend smiling and dancing together
I tried to turn my face back to my front but I couldn't
Now their heads were in their feet and their feet were now their heads
So, instead of standing on their feet they were standing on their heads
I wanted to scream but my mouth wouldn't open because Mark Zuckerberg has blocked me from screaming the third time
Una go read rubbish tire todayπππππ€£π€£
I just said I should waste everybody's time today as they wasted my time in the bank
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