Filin Wasa Kwakwalwa

27/11/2020

Cikin Abinci Wanne Kuka Fi So? 😜😝😍😨

Don Zan Fara Turo Muku Abinci Ta Hanyar Sada Zumunta Na Zamani😂

28/09/2020

Muhawara

Wata mata ce ta riqe tsabar masara a hannun ta sai mijinta yace mata

idan ta watsa masaran a baki ta saku

Idan ta watsar da masarar qasa nanma ta saku

Idan taci gaba da riqe wannan masarar a hannu nanma ta saku

To yanzu wace shawara zaka bata? Ko idan kece ya zaki?

19/09/2020

A Cikin Wayannan Magidantan Waye Dolo?
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👳Wani balarabe ne me mata hudu ya dawo gida sai yaji matansa suna hayaniya suna sa-in-sa tsakanin su

👳Sai yace miye ya kawo haka?!

👳Sai ya nuna daya daga cikin matansa yace: duk kece kanwa uwar gami ke kika haddasa duk wannan hatsaniyar to saboda haka ki tafi kawai na sake ki!

👼Sai wata daga cikin matan tace:Tir haba wannan irin saurin Saki haka! Ranta ya baci!

👳Sai yace: kema jeki na sake ki!

👸Sai daya daga ciki tace: haba megida! Matannan daka saka su biyu suna kyautata ma sannan suna fifita ka akan kowa!

👳Sai yace: kema me gaya min kyawawan halayensu kema na sake ki!

👩Sai ta hudun tace: Ala-wadaran-halinka Kai baka da yanda zaka ladabtar da matanka sai dai Saki!

👳Sai yace: kema na sake ki!

🙆Sai maqobciyarsu taji hayaniya saita shigo gidan tace: a gaskiya a tarihin larabawa ba'a taba samun mutum ya Saki mata hudu ba a Rana daya a lokaci daya ba irin wannan

👳Sai yace :kema kin saku in har mijinki ya yarde min to na sake ki!

👱Mijin maqobciyar yana cikin daki kawai daga ji sai ya daga murya da qarfi yace: "na yarda na yarda na yarda"

A lokaci guda a Rana guda saida ya Saki mata biyar

Ran maza ya baci

Wai da me sakin matansa hudu da Wanda ya yarda aka sakan mai matarsa daya cikin su wa yafi wawanci?

16/09/2020

Idan Kaine Ya Zakai????

Wani ne Dan uwansa yaje ci-rani daya dawo sai ya kawo Mai tsaraba sai Dan uwan ya fashe da kuka😭 kowa yai tsammanin tsarabar ce ya Rena Ana ta bashi haquri

Sai yace shi ba wai tsarabar bace tasa shi kuka ba😭

A'a yanda akai har Dan uwansa ya samu irin wayannan maqudan kudaden cikin sauri shiya sa shi kuka

Idan Kaine zaka kwace abunda ka bashi ko zaka barmai?????

09/09/2020

In Kaine ya zaka yi?

Ace kana shawo kwana sai kaga yara sun tono wani qaton kare ya biyo su a haukace

Sai kowane yaro ya shige gidan mutane

To kaima gidan mutane zaka shige 🏃qato da Kai! Ko zaka tsaya🚶 ne Kai-ta-maza kuma gashi babu koda sanda ne a hannun ka?🏃

09/09/2020

Cikin Mutane Uku Wa Yafi Taimakawa?

Da Wanda ya bada rijiyarsa a sha ruwa amma babu guga

Da Wanda ya siyo igiyar gugan amma ba gugan

Da Wanda ya siyo guga amma babu igiya

11/07/2020

FILIN MUHAWARA

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Misali ace babban abokin ka sai ya k**a ci da wuta bal🔥bal🔥bal🔥

Kai kuma baka da wani ruwa mai sanyi sai tafasashshen ruwan zafi🙆

Ya zakai?! ✌

Zaka barshi ya qone qurmus ne Koko zaka watsa mai wannan tafasashshen ruwan zafin ne? 😲

23/06/2020

😄😄IDAN KAI NE YA ZAKAI? 😄😄

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19/06/2020

😲IDAN KAINE YA ZAKAI😲

((´🏃｀))((´🌹｀))((´🏃｀))(;😭;)

Kana cikin daji kai makuwa kwatsam sai ga wani mutum ya fito daga wani gida sai ya tunkaro ka ya k**a ka da kokuwa yana qoqarin jawo ka cikin gidan da ya fito

Sai Allah ya baka sa'a ka kubce daga hannun sa ka danna a guje

Kana shan kwana kawai sai kaga zaki shima ya tunkaro ka

Sai wannan mutumin ya koma da gudu yace maka kazo ka shiga cikin gidannan ka boye ma zaki!!!

Zaka sallama ma zaki kanka ne ya samu abinci ko zaka sallama ma wayancan suma su sami na tsafi ko nama?!!!

18/06/2020