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23/11/2023

Having a woman in your life is a blessing. Its easy to grow when you have a woman who sees future with you.
This gender does magic in a man's life. She visit you during weekend, boom your room is clean, your two underwears and socks are separately packed well on its drawer.
Your bed is neat, your clothes are washed and your room is in order. A woman who sees future with you makes the best girlfriend and makes life simple for a man as long as she is loved correctly.
You give her money, boom you have multiple socks, underwear, bed sheets and a decent cosmetics. You have a new Tupperware, your fridge have decent food and on that weekend you eat healthy.
She encourage you to save and help you on how to be discipline financially.
I always says that no one gives the best advice than a woman who sees future with you. Having a woman who sees future with you can turn your life around depending. It doesn't matter if you are broke or stable, a woman is essential. I call this kind of a woman THE GAME CHANGER.

SADLY not all men appreciate their efforts 😭😭

11/09/2023

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant

Don't spoil the fun.

03/08/2023

LIFE IS SO SWEET: NOT A COMPETITION...

Just to remind us that we are not in any
competition with anyone.
You were born in a first class hospital, I was
delivered at home, we both survived.
You went to a private school and I went to a razz
government school, we both ended in the same
higher institution.
You woke up from the bed and I woke from the
floor, we both had a peaceful night rest.
Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple
and cheap, we both still cover our nakedness.
You ate fried-rice and roasted chicken, I ate pap
and akara but we both still ate to our satisfaction.
You ride on Lexus Jeep, Range Rover, G-Wagon,
Hummer Jeep and I use public transport but we
still got to our various destinations.
You may be reading this with iPhone 13 or latest Samsung and I might have typed it with
my Tecno Or infinix, we still see the same thing.
You got married in Dubai and I married in Abia, we
both wore ring and people ate rice.
Life is not a competition and there are different
ways to get a lot of things done, different lanes all
leading to the same destinations.

Just because your neighbour is doing things faster
does not mean you are failing.
Happiness doesn't come having everything, but
from making the best out of what you have, it's all
about how you see yourself.
Stay on your own lane and forge ahead with your
Creator,
Don't look back.

02/08/2023

_________________7 RULES OF LIFE❤️


1.) What others think of you is none of your business.


2.) Time heals almost everything, give it time.


3.) Smile. You don’t own all the problems in the world.


4.) Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.


5.) Don’t compare your life to others and don’t judge them. You have no idea what their journey is all about.


6.) Stop thinking too much. It’s alright not to know the answers. They will come when you least expect it.


7.) No one is in charge of your happiness, except you.


This rules are easy & same time tough, cause not everyone can abide by it. And that is why most times, we find ourselves in unnecessary isuues; because we choose to err, instead to abide.

I promise you, If you abide by this 7 rules, then you would realize that life is very simple to live. You would always experience unlimited peace, happiness, and joy.

This rules are tested and trusted.

Once this post appears on your timeline this evening, you can start testing each bit of the rules. Test them one by one; then come back and thank me later.

They worked for me.
Thus, I’m 100% rest assured they would work for you.

Remember, life without rules makes us no diff with reptiles.🙂

“The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. It’s what you’re made of, not the circumstances.”

The owner of this building has taught us a great lesson. You can progress in life without destroying others. Just focus ...
02/08/2023

The owner of this building has taught us a great lesson. You can progress in life without destroying others.

Just focus on your goal. When you remain focused, you can turn your threats to your advantage. Now the tree he refused to cut will give him fresh air and nice shade.

You can also build yourself without destroying others .

When you destroy others to build yourself, you will definitely meet destruction at the point of success.

08/07/2023

Don't marry out of sentiment
Marriage is a serious business
When you marry out of sentiment you will live the rest of your life with regret

08/07/2023

Decision Decides Destiny - 3D's
you are the principal factor responsible for your growth.

❤️❤️❤️

07/07/2023

When u chat with ur girlfriend like this:
U: Hey
She: Hello
U: Xup
She: Am fine and u
U: Fine
She: okay
👆
There is another guy going like this👇
Guy: Good morning beauty how is ur pretty self doing today?
She: lolz do u have to make me blush this early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie u always look more beautiful whenever u blush.
She: Wow stop flattering me.
Guy: Am not bby just that I love u and ur happiness matters a lot to me.
She: Am in relationship dear but the truth is that u have a way of making me happy whenever I chat with u.
Guy: U deserve to be happy, enjoy ur day , got to go now chat u later😘.
She: Thanks sweetie I will miss u online I can't wait to have u back online.
U may think she is cheap to fall for a mare words but that's how women were meant to be.
They like soft words from their spouse give it to her and watch her melt in ur arms
The greatest mistake a man can make in relationship is giving another man chance to make his woman happy.

Some guys can't even remember when last they told their woman how beautiful they are❤️❤️,the highest they say is bby when are u going to visit me? As if they are in the hospital.

Learn to make ur partner happy and cared for them before it gets too late..
🚶🚶🚶

Shey make I increase the volume madam's 🥰

01/07/2023

A SHORT LESSON!

• Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job.

• Someone became a CEO at 25, and died at 50.

• While another became a CEO at 50, and lived to 90 years.

• Someone is still single, while someone from his school group has become grandfather.

• Obama retired at 55 & Trump started at 70.

• Everyone in this world works based on their time zone.

• People around you might seem ahead of you & some might seem to be behind you.

• But everyone is running their own race, in their own time.

• Do not envy them.

• They are in their time zone, and you are in yours.

So, relax.

You're not late.
You're not early.
You are very much on time, and will achieve your desired goals for Life(Be Encouraged).

25/06/2023

Emotional intelligence is crucial to your success in life. It helps us to respond instead of react. Many times when people make you angry at important events, they do it deliberately because they know you lack the intelligence to manage provocation without getting angry. So they provoke you to manipulate and dominate you. Provocation is an invitation. It is not an order. The reason they say 'don't take offence' is because you have to take offence for it to affect you. If you refuse to take it, it remains with the offender. Never react. Instead, proact. Don't be a thermometer that reads the temperature of the environment. Be an air conditioner that changes the temperature of the atmosphere.

Human beings are of four types:1. A man who knows, and knows that he knows. This is the scholar, so take and patiently l...
20/06/2023

Human beings are of four types:

1. A man who knows, and knows that he knows. This is the scholar, so take and patiently learn from him.

2. A man who knows, but does not know that he knows. This one has forgotten, so quietly remind him.

3. A man who does not know, and knows that he does not know. This one is a student, so teach him continuously because he will be a great scholar one day.

4. A man who does not know, and does not know that he does not know and isn’t even interested in knowing. This one is an idiot, so reject him".

17/06/2023

Once a person becomes uninterested in a relationship, energy don't lie feelings don't lie either.

So when one of the gender stops calling without any quarrels or misunderstanding, it is a turn off and a Red flag in that relationship.

Some people sometimes don't see this Red flags because of how deeply they are in love. Their feelings and emotions doesn't allow their head to think well or straight anymore.

For a relationship to work, there should be a mutual feeling and reciprocation of Love, ATTENTION and AFFECTION

13/06/2023

Marry early. Marry a good man. Not a man that feels good. Know the difference.

If you decide to delay marriage, you’ll face the same harsh fates of many 33+ who came before you.

If you decide to stay single for life, you’ll d!e alone (or with your pet) and the price of garri won’t be affected.

Bottom line is— pick a good father for your kids and a good leader for your home. Those are fundamentally important.

A good p***s for your va**na is not compulsory.

12/06/2023

Dat!ng mustn’t END in Marr!age.

So many people dat£ for so many r£asons. So that’s why it’s good you d£fine what you want from the beginning so your partner kn0ws what you want.

If you want Marr!age, say it from the beginning so your partner knows that’s your intention. (Even if it didn’t later work) If yours doesn’t ma+ch his, she would have to go look for someone who has same g0al with her.

Find some0ne going your way and g0 with him or her.

If you want just a s*x partner, go out there and dat£ yOur type, don’t dat£ someone who wants marr!age.

The pr0blem is, the people of 21st centuries l!e alot why they are entering into a relati0nship. You’d see someone who just want a s*x partner, yet he or she would go dat£ some0ne who want marr!age just to eat from the p0t.

11/06/2023

Take LIFE easy, DO GOOD, and run from EVIL. Be at peace with everyone, love your neighbour as yourself and remember that "that ONE DAY will surely come when the things you have done on EARTH shall be presented before you for JUDGEMENT

Don't cause people to cry because of your maltreatment to them

11/06/2023

Nobody sees the stars during the day. But in the night, they are visible. God knows how to hide you till its your time to shine.
Your invisibility doesn't mean you are not existing. It only means its not your time yet.

Wait patiently, God's timing is always perfect. Every king was once a crying baby and every building was once a picture. The person you admire so much was once a nobody. The most anointed man you see was once a church member. The person you attended his or her wedding was once a chief bachelor or spinster. So why worry in life?

It's not about where you are today but where you will reach tomorrow. Alphabet "O'' which stands for Opportunity, is absent in ''yesterday'' but once in ''tOday'' And thrice in ''tOmOrrOw'' So Stay Positive Always and have hope. Your tomorrow will surely be better than today.

God Over Everything!

MAY YOUR DAY BE BLESSED

07/06/2023

THE 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE..

1. The Leaf people
2. The Branch people
3. The Root people

LEAF PEOPLE:
These are people who come into your life just for a season. You can't depend on them because they are weak. They only come to take what they want, but if the wind comes they will leave.
You need to be careful of these people because they love you when things are okay, but when the wind comes they will leave you 🥺

BRANCH PEOPLE:
They are strong, but you need to be careful with them too. They break away when life becomes tough and they can't handle too much weight. They may stay with you in some seasons, but they will go when it becomes harder 😢

ROOT PEOPLE: These people are very important because they don't do things to be seen. They are supportive even if you go through a difficult time they will water you and they are not moved by your position they just love you like that ...

It's not all people you meet or are your friends, that will stay with you.
Only the root type of people will stay no matter the season 👏

HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:- From:  Jwanese.                     ...
07/06/2023

HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

From: Jwanese.

P.O. BOX 106
Limpopo, South Africa.
7th June 2023.

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous...

I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting...

It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium...

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your Angel.

DEAR 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍!❤️,   Having many men behind you doesn't mean you are a great woman.  Preserve your body for the one you love...
06/06/2023

DEAR 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍!❤️,

Having many men behind you doesn't mean you are a great woman.

Preserve your body for the one you love. You are highly valued and worthy of love.

Having many men touch your body just lessens your self worth. The more men you accommodate, the cheaper you become. This goes to all men as well.

Intimacy is energy. Choose to be in rhythm with the one who complements you and loves you truly. Never settle for less. Don’t make yourself cheap. You always have a choice.

Life hacks:1. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it2. Never shake a hand while sitting down.3. Stop telling people mo...
06/06/2023

Life hacks:

1. Don’t lend money to your family. Give it

2. Never shake a hand while sitting down.

3. Stop telling people more than they need to know.

4. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

5. Don't throw your friend under the bus to impress someone.

6. Never insult the cooking when you are the guest.

7. Don't use the urinal next to an occupied one.

8. Don't take out your phone during a conversation.

9. Never take credit for work you didn't do.

10. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

11. Don't make fun of your friend in front of his kids.

12. Never let emotions overpower you.

13. Never beg for a relationship

14. Dress well no matter what the occasion

15. Never kick a man when he is already down

5 THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOUR DREAM1. Fear: Fear is one of the most significant obstacles that can stop people from pursui...
06/06/2023

5 THINGS THAT CAN KILL YOUR DREAM

1. Fear: Fear is one of the most significant obstacles that can stop people from pursuing their dreams. Fear of failure, fear of the unknown, fear of rejection, fear of what others might think - all these fears can hold you back and prevent you from taking risks or stepping out of your comfort zone.

2. Lack of focus: If you don't have a clear idea of what you want to achieve, it's difficult to work towards that goal. Without a specific target in mind, you might find yourself wandering aimlessly and lacking the drive to take action.

3. Negative self-talk: The way you talk to yourself can have a profound impact on your ability to pursue your dreams. If you're constantly telling yourself that you're not good enough, or that you'll never make it, you're likely to lose motivation and give up on your aspirations.

4. Lack of perseverance: Achieving your dreams often requires hard work, dedication, and perseverance. If you give up too easily when faced with setbacks or obstacles, you may struggle to make progress towards your goals.

5. Lack of support: Having a strong support system can make a big difference in your ability to achieve your dreams. Surrounding yourself with people who encourage and believe in you can give you the confidence and motivation to keep working towards your goals, even when things get tough.

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID 1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they h...
04/06/2023

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID

1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to;

2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes.

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner.

4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem;

5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public;

6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time;

7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative;

8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all;

9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're;

10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you.

11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately;

12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will;

13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next;

14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness;

COPIED

02/06/2023

"According to Psychologists, there are four types of Intelligence:

1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ)
2) Emotional Quotient (EQ)
3) Social Quotient (SQ)
4) Adversity Quotient (AQ)

1. Intelligence Quotient (IQ): this is the measure of your level of comprehension. You need IQ to solve maths, memorize things, and recall lessons.

2. Emotional Quotient (EQ): this is the measure of your ability to maintain peace with others, keep to time, be responsible, be honest, respect boundaries, be humble, genuine and considerate.

3. Social Quotient (SQ): this is the measure of your ability to build a network of friends and maintain it over a long period of time.

People that have higher EQ and SQ tend to go further in life than those with a high IQ but low EQ and SQ. Most schools capitalize on improving IQ levels while EQ and SQ are played down.

A man of high IQ can end up being employed by a man of high EQ and SQ even though he has an average IQ.

Your EQ represents your Character, while your SQ represents your Charisma. Give in to habits that will improve these three Qs, especially your EQ and SQ.

Now there is a 4th one, a new paradigm:

4. The Adversity Quotient (AQ): The measure of your ability to go through a rough patch in life, and come out of it without losing your mind.

When faced with troubles, AQ determines who will give up, who will abandon their family, and who will consider su***de.

Parents please expose your children to other areas of life than just Academics. They should adore manual labour (never use work as a form of punishment), Sports and Arts.

Develop their IQ, as well as their EQ, SQ and AQ. They should become multifaceted human beings able to do things independently of their parents.

Finally, do not prepare the road for your children. Prepare your children for the road."

If you get this glass stairs, never you try asking me to come upstairs, na idighi ayi ara(you are not mad)😂
29/05/2023

If you get this glass stairs, never you try asking me to come upstairs, na idighi ayi ara(you are not mad)😂

Behold the best man for the job.... Our incoming disaster, the otapiapia of our destiny !!!*Onye nwe’anyi maa gi mmiri,,...
29/05/2023

Behold the best man for the job.... Our incoming disaster, the otapiapia of our destiny !!!

*Onye nwe’anyi maa gi mmiri,,(God bless you)

*Aka nsii gi na ndi otu gi ga abanye unu n’onu (long life and prosperity)

*Jehovah takwaa gi na ndi otu gi afufu(may Jehova cause you to lead well)

*Jehovah gbaagi ugwo akwa na isu udeeh ndi ya,na obara unu kwafuru(God straighten your path)..
Amen 🙏🏿

Amen 🙏🏿

Where are the ladies who love beer 😂😂
29/05/2023

Where are the ladies who love beer 😂😂

All the way from Twitter 😂
28/05/2023

All the way from Twitter 😂

Patoranking is one of the greatest singers the world can never forget so soon because of the marks and legacies he has c...
28/05/2023

Patoranking is one of the greatest singers the world can never forget so soon because of the marks and legacies he has created.
He has paid all his dues and contributed to the growth of the music industry. His songs and albums are always hits back to back and on repeat in many play

28/05/2023

A confused mind tends to default to saying no. Clarity and understanding play a significant role in making decisions and embracing new possibilities. ✨🌟 So, take a moment to gather your thoughts, seek clarity, and trust in your instincts. With a clear and focused mind, you'll find yourself more open to saying yes and exploring exciting opportunities that come your way. Remember, you have the power to navigate through confusion and embrace the path that feels right for you. Keep that positive mindset and trust in your journey! 🙌🏼💫

LeBron James with no father, no education, no training, and very few role models, they handed this young, dirt poor kid ...
28/05/2023

LeBron James with no father, no education, no training, and very few role models, they handed this young, dirt poor kid $420,000 per week, at the age of 18!

He married his high school sweetheart, he was never arrested, he never used drugs, he never humiliated his spouse with side chick stories. He had no outside babies.

Never in the news with so much as a parking ticket. He is excellent father, heavily involved with his kid's activities and everywhere in his kid's life. He is the greatest player on the PLANET in the game today!

20 years later and still Same LeBron James with same maturity, same chick and never remarried. Same family, his reputation is still intact. Now earning close to $2 million per week. Has sent 1100+ kids to college fully payed for.

No sane person can hate LeBron, James is humanity, the best ingredient in nature.

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