NIGERIANS

16/04/2024

"I personally purchased his nomination form and provided funds for his campaigns. Today I'm happy because I gave Borno State the best Governor ever."
~ VP Kashim Shettima praises Governor Babagana Zulum of Borno State.

"Governor Zulum's problem is not money.
I appointed him as Rector, Borno State College of Agric; he did not build a house of his own.

I appointed him as Borno State Commissioner for Reconstruction which l allocated N20billion to construct houses for lDPs. Gov. Zulum did not build his own house, but was still staying in his family house in Maiduguri.
I was so shocked that I paid him an unscheduled visit only to confirm it was true.

I made up my mind that he was going to replace me but I never informed him.

32 Borno State APC members wanted to succeed me in office, I was just laughing knowing fully well that I had already chosen the most corruption-free politician I have ever seen.

I brought the idea of him succeeding me; he vehemently rejected it and travelled out to Mecca.

When he came back, I asked him again only for him to tell me he did not have money to purchase even Governorship form talkless of campaigns funds.

I personally purchased his nomination form and provided funds for his campaigns. Today I'm happy because I gave Borno State the best Governor ever."

23/02/2024

WARRI PROVERBS
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head, go enter exam hall
3. Goat wey get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4. Who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. Wetin concern dog with family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8. Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9. Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think, go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing dey that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water no for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple, na so bleaching take start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na im dey make visitor spoil remote control.
19. Es**rt me, es**rt me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for person wey em mama get restaurant.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew wey curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS, E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey close eye.
32.) I wan marry, I need pikin, I need money, na e make Church overflow dey full.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) I know book, I know book, na im make you dey say merit, instead of advantage.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for pot nai make yam also soft for pot
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no go sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lay boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where c***s are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him with cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) We go make am, we go make am, na im make village dry, Lagos full.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) Park there, where you dey go, na so road block take turn to toll gate
51.) Fish wey scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.
52 ) I never ready, i no need love, na money I want, na so sugar daddy and mummy take start
53.) This writeup sweet, this writeup sweet, no mean say you no go tell your friend to like our page, make your friends laugh join.

15/02/2024

08/02/2024

Emi l'okan.
♡NobleboyComedian

30/01/2024

“Your Excellency during the election, the king sat outside and he was instructing everyone to vote for APC. Fulani herdsmen have not given us rest of mind they have been killing villagers too, now they are killing kings”
~Woman laments killing of Monarch in Ekiti State.

01/01/2024

"We are hungry.."
~Lagosians shouted as President Tinubu visited Lagos Island.

15/12/2023

Prof. Helen Paul shares her grass to grace life history.

14/10/2023

"On my way to Lagos from Ibadan today, some NRC employees lured us to board the train without tickets. Initially, they acted like they were taking us to the ticket counter only for them to lead us to the Railway without official ticket.
They collected cash on transit..."
~ Daramola E. Adenike

"On 2nd October 2023, my friends and I were going back to Lagos after a weekend getaway in Ibadan.

We arrived at the Train Station around 03:40pm. While we were walking to the entrance of Obafemi Awolowo Train Station Ibadan, a uniformed NRC official approached us.

He asked if had the tickets and I told him we were on our way to get tickets. He then asked how many we are and I told him that we are five (5).

He told us to follow him. We were confident we could trust him because he was wearing a uniform and identified as a staff.

My friends and I followed him thinking he was leading us to the ticket counter only for us to pass through screening and head towards the Railway.

I immediately told him that we do not have have tickets to board the train but he said I shouldn't worry that it would be sorted.

He handed me over to another uniformed staff who lead us to Coach 7. I told the lady the same thing that we do not have tickets and she said she was aware and it would be sorted.

I was so uncomfortable and unsettled so I asked two other persons if they had tickets.

I discovered every single person onboard coach 7 had no ticket and were lured in the same way.

At this time, I realized what was happening and became more uncomfortable.

I was about to step out to look for the ticket counter when I saw that the time. It was 3:55pm.

While pacing and looking for a staff, I saw new people come into the train and I approached one of them. I asked him if he has a ticket and he said yes. I asked him when he got the ticket and he replied, "Just now"

This ruled out my assumption that we were too late.

I saw the uniformed staff that led us into the train and asked him about the tickets. His response was that we are a group of 5 so if we go to the counter to purchase the tickets we would not be able to sit together.

I was shocked. He couldn't even make something believable up.

I went back to my seat. I still had my money with me so I would wait and see what happens next.

Few minutes after the train started moving, they started collecting cash from people on Coach 7

I paid N18,000 cash for 5 persons

Over 60 persons paid N3600 each without tickets."

•Daramola E. Adenike

2nd Oct, 2023.

14/10/2023

Wizkid lays his mother, Princess (Mrs) Juliana Morayo Balogun (JP) to rest.

14/10/2023

Davido, Chioma and their set of twins.

09/10/2023

"I’m shocked and disappointed with Atiku to go this far on Tinubu’s Certificate."
~Jamiu, MKO Abiola’s son.

“The opposition is making up something that does not exist and blowing things out of proportion. The most significant fact is that the university has acknowledged that the President graduated from there. He even scored a high grade, which is a source of pride to Nigerians and not a slap on their faces.

“The President applied to the university as a male and graduated as a male with excellent grades. Most Nigerians are more interested in how President Tinubu turned a gloomy Lagos to a dazzling model state with a robust master plan.

“They want him to achieve the same feat in Nigeria as a whole. People voted for him because of his Renewed Hope Agenda and because, unlike other politicians, he had a realistic plan. Nigerians have real problems and they need a man capable of solving these problems.

“The President will never resign because that would spell doom for Nigeria. It would even be worse than June 12 because, unlike my father, he is a sitting President and has started exercising his executive powers in the interest of Nigerians.

“To ask him to resign would be like asking a mother to put her children back into her womb. However, I’m so disappointed with the opposition for going that far; approaching American Courts when they knew they didn’t have a case. We are talking of a former Mobil treasurer and a two-term governor of the most sophisticated state in Africa’s most populous country.

“The whole thing is ridiculous. They (opposition) are acting as if we don’t have courts here in Nigeria, which makes me wonder why they want to rule a country they don’t believe in. I can’t believe that this is the same Vice-President Atiku who stepped down for my father and supported him during his presidential primaries.

“I wonder when Africans would stop embarrassing our continent abroad as if Africa has not suffered enough. The more I think of that case in the US, the more I see it as some kind of conspiracy reminiscent of when the Sani Abacha government took the State of New York to Court for its decision to name a corner in New York after my mother, the late Alhaja Kudirat Abiola. May her soul rest in peace.”

07/10/2023

Minister Rishi Sunak On Transgenderism

“We shouldn’t be bullied into believing that people can be any s*x they want to be, they can’t.

A man is a man, a woman is a woman, and that’s just common sense.”

02/10/2023

“My husband is not a magician.."
~Remi Tinubu, First Lady of Nigeria.

“....All we inherited are things that happened many years ago. We are not here to put the blame on any administration, but to fix what has been damaged. My husband is not a magician. He is going to work brick-by-brick, and I believe and have hope that you will have faith in this administration. The best is yet to come.”

“Nigerians must look beyond their current realities and embrace hope anew. If we do not have hope, how do we become part of this greatness that God has started in the Nation?

18/08/2023

Ojota to Ketu #200.
Oworo to Lekki #1,000...

18/08/2023

Students of Queens College, Yaba Lagos showing off their native attires during their 'Cultural Day' celebration.

09/08/2023

Pastor Taiwo Odukoya.

04/08/2023

Kazeem Dosunmu single-handedly constructed a bridge for people in his neighborhood.
▪︎Despite not having a car or any means of transportation.
🎥 News Yoruba.

03/08/2023

"It Is quite unfortunate that Tinubu brought El-Rufai as a Ministerial nominee"

"Tinubu had promised that he will bring men of competence, Integrity and Honor. El-Rufai is someone who is about promoting ethnic and religious bigotry."
~Shehu Sanni.
@ Arise News.

31/07/2023

Former Governor of Central Bank, Emefiele holds on tightly to his Bible.

31/07/2023

Adamawa youths loot Government grain stores and private shops amid hardship following removal of fuel subsidy.

31/07/2023

🇳🇬Actor John Boyega discusses the good things he likes about Naija.
@ Netflix

26/07/2023

▪︎Lagosians are trekking.

15/07/2023

My wishes after watching Wura Series.

I want to have Sense, fearless, intelligent and Smart like Wura 👩‍💼
To be honest like Commissioner Tony 👨🏾‍💼
Always dressing smart like Jeje🤵
To Be determined in my wants like Tumi👩‍🦱
Not to be dependable like Mide🧔
and to be prayerful like Iya Mide (Almighty)🙏
Not to put mouth on things that doesn't concern me like Ebun👱.
To be a loving and supportive sister like Eve🚶🏼‍♀️
To always help and support my family business like Lolu👨🏽‍🔬
Hardworking and believing in the Almighty like Aunty Labake🧓
I want to be a good adviser and always there for my siblings like Paulin👩‍🦱
Not to be foolish and confused like Dimeji👷
And to be sensitive like Fola😂 To be smart and full of plans like Koyinsola💁‍♀️
I want to be a good friend like Ewa👯
To be cute like Femi but not to be lazy and selfish like him👲.
Being there for my friends during good or bad like the "Friends for Life"Team 👬
I want to be honest with my work, not like detective Kolapko👮

13/07/2023

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Former President Buhari spotted strolling in Daura, his hometown.

07/07/2023

FCMB staff said their final goodbye to their Founder, Otunba Michael Subomi Balogun.