18/05/2024
Wayooo ka kashe min aure (oh my God you have killed my marriage)
Sometimes around August 2023, I was in transit for a summit in Abuja, Nigeria from Markurdi where I had my mandatory Nation youth service, when we got to iyanya I alighted from the bus to get a vehicle going to Deidei luckily for me the vehicle got filled up immediatly i entered and we moved, some passengers dropped and the driver picked some other passengers to fill in the spaces left in the car, among them was a lady who had left home without her husband's consent as the driver was calling for more passengers her phone rang lo and behold it was her husband hmmmm she picked and the husband heard the driver shouting deidei zuba that's when it dawned on the husband that his beloved wife had left their home to go to God knows where upon hearing the drivers voice the husband hung up.Then we heard her scream wayoooo ka Kashi min aure "Oh God you have killed my marriage" The driver turned to her and answered her by asking her if he should not look for passengers because she was in the vehicle sigh 🙄 . How was she able to salvage the disheartening but funny situation, I'm just getting started....lol the two elderly women in the car were her saving grace yes 😉 so she called her husband back and told him that she had visitors and she was seeing them off to the park hence that's why he heard the drivers voice 😂 hmmmm so one of the women collected the phone and covered up for her omo that was how the husband concurred o ,by the the time everything died down we were at Deidei chaiii so that's how I didn't get to the bottom of this brohaha wayoooo 😁
