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29/11/2024

*If no be harmattan wey freeze my account, how much is bags of rice and chicken 🐓 way I no fit buy for members of this group 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ it's quite unfortunate things happened this way, make una no vex jare*
🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️

10/11/2024

PROUDLY EGBA SON 💯💯💯🙏

09/09/2024

Turkey is now 8000 per kilo. Meanwhile, they can't cut it More than 7pis ooo.
Meat is 4000 per kilo
The smallest Titus is 1700
The smallest sardine is 700
Ponmo is 350 per 1
Garri the honorable fast food is 1500per congo
A congo of Rice is 3000
At the junction where we are now, let everybody stay in his or her own house.
Stop all the unwanted visit. E yee tojubole o.
Everywhere is hot*
Stay in your various houses, if anyone tojubole to your side, do well by serving them water BUT IF I COME NA SARDINE AND BREAD WITH MALTINA I GO TAKE O 😂😂😂😂😂 😜

Good day ẹfiribọdi 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

18/07/2024

Why everywhere dry like this
Oga ooooo

08/07/2024

Many of you loose home training when you see roasted corn.
And you dey claim you go school o.
✍️

08/07/2024

My people make una follow me see wahala oo
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
It was very hot in the afternoon at the Shop and I was not comfortable as I needed to offload 😢 No toilet around but there's this bush by the road side outside the market premises. I couldn't hold it anymore so i took some goods to block the outside view of my shop, squatted and did my thing peacefully in a foil and tied it with a nylon bag 😩 to dispose in the bush. I was on my way when I met one of my friends, she greeted and I answered but was still in a hurry because i had an exbit, but she held me back and said "you with food sha, you stingy oo. You no wan greet me well bcos u bought plantain and beans. Before I could say anything, she took it from me and ran 🙆
Now i just saw his 87 missed calls.😀😂😂😂😹😹😹😹
Una good evening

03/07/2024

We are living in a country where single guy can't find a girlfriend for a marriage but a married man gets 5 girlfriends on top the wife at home. This life no balance 😂😜😜🤣😜😜🤣😂😜😜🤣😜😜🤣😜

02/07/2024

*Never show a woman*
*that U love her too much*.
*Act busy always & ignore*
*her messages,*
*Continue Until another*
*Man COME carry her go*
*with your short legs like February*😀😀😀😀

02/07/2024

*B4 u chop* *OGUNFE(GOAT MEAT) for BUKA abeg ask 4 price*
*I will tell u a story*
*Make I collect my CLOTH and SHOE first😀😀😀😀*

01/07/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤔🤔😩*This man paid his house rent through mobile phone app, & after 15 minutes, he received network alert saying; “Dear Customer, thank you for *subscribing to our 15 year 980,000GB for N650,000. Your data will expire on 23 June 2039. Thank you for choosing our network. Na so the Madness start immediately ooo🤣🤣🤣. May you never make this kind of dangerous mistake in this economy*

30/06/2024

Make me and my followers dey see money spend who get pass me no concern me
Ajeh

22/06/2024

What is *YAWA*?
*YAWA* is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car.
🤣🤣🤣
You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the Doctor says she's
pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be father very soon.
😂😂😂.
You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father.
😤😤😤.
Things are now getting *YAWAFUL*.
You require a DNA test to prove you are
not the father.
😱😱😱.
Things are now getting *YAWASTIC* when
the doctor comes with the result saying you can not
be a father because you are infertile.
💀☠👽.
You are relieved, but on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home!... Now you are extremely *YAWACIOUS*.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the
father of those kids.👹👹👹👹👹👹. You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father.
😳😳😳😭😭😭. You are now
*YAWADED*..
You decided to travel home to complain to your mother about the latest development.. And your Mum with tears running down her cheeks tells u, my son.. I'm so sorry... Your Dad ain't really your Dad...
Then u know that things are now *YAWASTICATED* .

Wishing you a YAWA FREE DAY🤣🤣🤣 , Don't Laugh Alone! Let me go to the next group🏃🏽‍♂🏃🏽‍♂🏃🏽‍♂🏃🏽‍♂

20/06/2024

If dem say make dem àrrèst people wey no get up to 5k for their account, are yòu safe🤣👉me dem don arrest me already 🤣🤣

13/06/2024

😹😹📼
1. *Do you know that dating someone taller than you is called UPDATING?*🙄🙊🙊
Now you know!! 😲😲😲😲

2. *Girls be like.. "Ohhh so you want only my body." My sister what should I want?.. Your soul and spirit?.*😂😂😂😂
What else do you have to offer?🤷🤷🤷🤷

3. *What separated me and my ex was that I hate the way she moans during s*x, which one is "MOMOMOMKOKAKIIIIIKII!!"* 😲😲😲😲🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. Our wife, Our wife.. but deep inside them, they know you are not the main girl.. Wicked people everywhere!! 😭😭😭🚶🚶🚶🚶

5. *The same effort you put in when finding money for abortion, put it in business* 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

6. *Free airtime tomorrow. Just DM me with your WAEC result for it* 😉😉😉🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

7. Be honest 😂
*You are leading praise and worship in church*🙄 *Then you saw someone unplugging ur phone dat is 1% viam.*
What would you do?*💪💪💪💪😡😡😡😡
me: I go quick end the worship or praise sharp sharp.

8. After she has washed your clothes, dishes, cleaned your apartment and even cooked for you, you'll now go and last 5 seconds in bed.
My guy you're more wicked than the devil. 😏😏😏😒🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆

9. After your first night with him, on your way home you see his status update, *DONE AND DUSTED*, what will you do❓

*ME👇*
*I will update mine, mission accomplished, another destiny wasted, glory taken, then switch off my phone. I hate what I don't like*🤷🤷🤷🤷🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀🏃‍♀

10. *Men don’t cheat... they just want to know the difference between Ijeoma and Ifeoma.*😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

11. *Gone so soon.....! Just few days ago I laid my hands on you....! and today u are no more, it's quite sad ...*
*@ REST IN PEACE*🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭
*My May salary!*😥😥😥😥

12. If I offend you and you're mad at me, I apologize and you're still mad at me. Then it's not my fault, you are just a mad person.*
Keep it up. Mad, madder, maddoooooooo!!
🚶🚶🚶🚶

12/06/2024

*To celebrate* *democracy day I will* *be doing 10k* *giveaway by 8pm* *tonight.*
*To qualify send me 2k* *make I eat first..* 🙄😁😁😁 *happy* *democracy day*

My *body dey shake!!!!*

11/06/2024

❤️☺️TO OUR MOTHERS❤️☺️

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm S0rry!" And
she replies, "S0rry for yourself!".
🤦‍♂️😂😓

2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my
head.".🙄🙆‍♂️😂

3) When she brings food wrapped in a
nylon bag from a party.☺️❤️

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you, “Why won't you have
fever when you press phone every night”. 😂😏

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that
took first has two heads abi?”.😂🤔

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.😓😪

7) When you are watching television with
her and then she slept off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.😭😭

8) When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When
last did that friend come here to play with
you?.🙄🤣

9) When she asks you if the food she served
you is enough, and you reply no, and she
says, come and eāt me na😭🤣

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you
will hear Ween.😂🙆‍♂️😂

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper.😋😂

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't k!ll my
mother, so you will not k!ll me''.😒😶

13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs
to bring her purse😭😭

14) When you ask her to refund the money
you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the
food you have been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used
in buying them?''😭😭

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