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17/06/2024

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12/06/2024

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12/06/2024

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11/06/2024

𝙄𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨 𝘼𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙀𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙖🇪🇹

1. The Ethiopian 🇪🇹 calendar is different from the Georgian calendar. There are thirteen months in the Ethiopian calendar, which means they are currently in 2017.

2. Ethiopians 🇪🇹 also measure the hours of a day to a different schedule based on the logic that the clock starts when the day does. Ethiopia, however, observes 13 calendar months per year. This makes the Ethiopian calendar 7 years behind the rest of the world.

3. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 is the only African country never to have been brought under colonial rule. The Itàlians tried but failed woefully and were defeated by the solid Ethiopian forces.

4. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 has the world's 0ldest Bible and the most unique.

5. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 is home to one of the world's best coffee. In fact, coffee production is huge in Ethiopia.

6. According to some archaeological findings, Ethiopia 🇪🇹 is the cradle of humànkind. Meaning lifè actually started in Ethiopia.

7. In 1960, an Ethiopian named Abebe Bikila became the first Black African to win gold in the Olympics. He won it by running barefoot.

8. Addis Ababa's name translates to ‘New Flower’ in Amharic. The city is one of the oldest cities in the world.

9. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 is home to some of the world's tastiest, healthiest and most diverse cuisines on the continent of Africa.

10. The biggest festival in Ethiopia, Timket, is a three-day annual festival that honours the baptism of Jesus Christ in the river Jordan. It's one of the world's largest festivals that takes place annually. The festival attracts millions of people from all over the world.

11. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 has the most UNESCO World Heritage Sites on the continent. Ethiopia takes first place as the African country with the most UNESCO World Heritage sites. There are 9 total ranging from religious sites to natural areas. Among them are the Simien National Park, Konso Cultural Landscape and the rock-hewn churches.

12. Over 80 languages a

10/06/2024

Footballers who could have played for a different country

A thread 🧵

{1} Kevin De Bruyne - Burundi

De Bruyne’s mother was born in Burundi, meaning we could have seen him play at AFCON instead of the EUROs this summer 😯

(2) Aubameyang - France/Spain

Auba was born in France, and his mother was born in Spain, but he chose Gabon as he wanted to make his father proud ⭐️

(3) Pepe - Brazil

Pepe was born in Brazil but moved to Portugal at aged 18. Once he obtained Portuguese citizenship, he chose to join the Portuguese national team, as he struggled to get into the Brazilian youth teams 😳

(4) Kylian Mbappe - Cameroon

Mbappé’s father was born in Cameroon, but Mbappe was born in France and was a regular in the French youth teams, so representing Cameroon was never really on the cards 🏆

(5) Alphonso Davies - Liberia

Davies was born to Liberian parents in a refugee camp in Ghana, but he opted for Canada instead, as the country welcomed him after his family fled from Liberia during a violent civil war 🇨🇦

(6) Raheem Sterling - Jamaica

Sterling was born in Jamaica, but his family moved to England for a better life. Sterling chose to represent England for logistical reasons, as it would be extremely difficult to travel to the Caribbean for matches ✈️

(7) Van Dijk & Gullit - Suriname

Van Dijk’s mother was born in Suriname, a country ranked 144th in FIFA’s official rankings, meaning he could have played for their national team. This also could have been the case for Ruud Gullit, who was born to a Surinamese father 🔱

(8) Lewandowski - Germany

Lewandowski was born in Poland, but raised in Germany. Before debuting for the Polish national team in 2008, he played for the German national team at youth level. He chose Poland as he wanted to represent his native country 🤜🏻🤛🏻

08/06/2024

🚨AMAZING FOOTBALL FACTS🚨

1. Germany lost the most World Cup finals in football history (4 times)

2. Juventus lost the most UCL finals in football history (7 times)

3. Cristiano Ronaldo is the only player in history to win the Ballon d'or without winning a single trophy (2013)

4. Jorge Campos is a goalkeeper who sometimes plays as a striker. He scored 46 open play goals

5. Martin Palermo missed 3 penalties in a single match...his team later lost 3-0 at full-time (1999)

6. Sinsa Mihajlovic scored 3 freekicks in a single match for Lazio (1999)

7. Gerardo Bedoya received 46 red cards in his career...Sergio Ramos received 27

8. Mark Hughes played 2 different matches in 1 day. After playing for Wales in Euros🏆qualifier, he flew to Germany to play for Bayern in DFB cup🏆 (1987)

9. Sebastian Adreu holds the record for playing for 32 different clubs😳

10. Ibrahimovic scored a bicycle kick from over 30 yards (longest bicycle kick)

11. Jone Samuelsen scored a header from over 60 yards😲 (longest header)

12. Ibrahimovic scored on his UCL debut, Eredivisie debut, La Liga debut, Serie A debut, Ligue 1 debut, EPL debut, MLS debut & his competitive Sweden debut...INSANE😮

13. In 2000, a referee blew the starting whistle...a player named "Lee Todd" exlaimed "F*¢k me, that was loud"...Boom, the ref didn't appreciate it
Instant Red Card🟥

14. In 2013, Serge Djiehoua was brought in as a substitute...he played 3 seconds, made a foul & received Red Card🟥 immediately.
He smiled as he was took off
That was his first & last game for the club

15. In 2016, a goalkeeper named Alireza Beirenvand broke the record for the longest throw in a competitive match.
He threw the ball with his hands. It travelled 61 metres⚡

16. Penalty shootout was introduced in 1970

17. Offside was introduced in 1863

18. In 2012 Messi scored 91 goals that lead to Zero trophy,( for me this is impossible)

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07/06/2024

Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) – The story of the man who never gave up on his dreams.

Rowan Atkinson was born in a middle-class family and suffered terribly as a child because of his stuttering. He was also teased and bullied at school because of his looks. His bullies thought he looked like an alien. He was soon marked a strange and became a very shy, withdrawn kid who didn’t have many friends, so he dived into science, one of his teachers said. There was nothing outstanding about him. I did not expect him to be a brilliant scientist, but he has proved everyone wrong. Admitted to Oxford University during his days, he started falling in love with acting but couldn’t perform due to his speaking disorder. he got his master’s degree in electrical engineering before appearing in any movie or TV show after getting his degree, he decided to pursue his dream and become an actor so he enrolled in a comedy group but again, his stammering got in the way.

A lot of TV shows rejected him, and he felt devastated but despite the many rejections. He never stopped believing in himself. He had a great passion for making people laugh and knew that he was very good at it. he started focusing more and more on his original comedy sketches and soon realized that he could speak fluently whenever he played some character. he found a way to overcome his stuttering and his also used there is an inspiration for his acting. While studying for his master’s Rowan Atkinson co-created the strange, surreal, and now speaking character known as Mr. Bean.

He had success with other shows, Mr. Bean made him globally famous and despite all the obstacles, he faced because of his looks and his speaking disorder, he proved that even without a heroic body or a Hollywood face, you can become one of the most loved and respected actors in the world. The motivational success story of Rowan Atkinson. It’s so inspiring because it teaches is that to be successful in life, the most important things are passion, hard w

17/05/2024

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11/05/2024

26 Top Facts about Eastern African countries

1. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 has the largest population of (126,527,060 people.)

2. Somalia 🇸🇴 has the largest coastline in the region.

3. Kenya 🇰🇪 has the highest GDP in the region.

4. South Sudan 🇸🇸 is the leading Oil Producing Country in the region.

5. Djibouti 🇩🇯 has the smallest population in the region.

6. Tanzania 🇹🇿 has the highest point in Africa, MT Kilimanjaro.

7. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 has the strongest military in the region.

8. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 has the largest Dam, Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam project in Africa.

9. Kenya 🇰🇪 has the largest desert lake in the world, lake Turkana

10. Uganda 🇺🇬 supplies electricity to Kenya, Tanzania and nearby DRC regions.

11. Rwanda 🇷🇼 has the cleanest city in Africa.

12. Burundi 🇧🇮 once had monarchs.

13. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 is rich with historical sites of king's castles and Emperor's Palaces.

14. Eritrea 🇪🇷 women population in Eritrea is 3 times that of men.

15. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 has the largest lion species on earth, the Barbary lion with dark fur on the neck

16. Sudan 🇸🇩, South Sudan 🇸🇸and Ethiopia 🇪🇹 have a long history dating back 35○○ years ago.

17. Sudan 🇸🇩 has some ancient pyramids on its northern region.

18. 🇰🇪 🇺🇬 🇹🇿 Has Lake Victoria which is the largest fresh water lake in Africa.

19. 🇹🇿 And 🇰🇪 have serengeti and maasai mara home to the great migration and 8th wonder of the world.

20. Kenya 🇰🇪 Mombasa Port was the first port in the region to be established in 1896.

21. Somalia 🇸🇴 was the first country in Africa to produce a pilot.

22. In Uganda 🇺🇬, less than one dollar is enough to sustain you for a day.

23. Ethiopia 🇪🇹 had the strongest Emperor and Monarchs that made them resist Colonization.

24. Tanzania 🇹🇿, lake Tanganyika in Tz is the deepest lake in Africa,

25. Lastly the longest river in the world is river Nile which is estimated to be 3O milliòn years old...

26. It's very easy to make it in life in Uganda than

08/05/2024

Total Luhya nation population was 5.338m as of 2009 census
(1) Bukusu- 1,432,810
(2) Maragoli- 618,340
(3) Banyore- 310,894
(4) Wanga- 309,407
(5) Abanyala- 273,198
(6) Kabras- 252,761
(7) Isukha- 217,327
(8) Tirichi- 209,814
(9) Idakho- 170,720
(10) Marachi- 155,341
(11) Marama- 152,427
(12) Kisa- 137,268
(13) Samia-124,952
(14) Khayo- 124,555
(15)Batsotso- 121,518
(16) Tachoni- 118,363
(17) Manyala(Busia)-50,118
(18) Abatura- 30,388
(19) Bagisu(Kenya)-11,314

Do you know all the Luhya sub-tribes? If No, don't worry, here is the list of 18 Luhya Sub-tribes.
What is your Sub-tribe? What about your clan?
Kisa
Marama
Batsotso
Maragoli
Idakho
Bukusu
Wanga
Kabras
Banyole
Bakhayo
Banyala Ba Ndombi
Banyala Ba Busia
Samia
Bamarachi
Tiriki
Isukha
Tachoni
Batura
We will discuss them further here below:

*1.Kisa*
The Kisa is also known as the Abakisa or Abashisa. They live in the Khwisero district and speak in a dialect known as Olushisa. The clans of the Kisa include the following; Ababoli, Abakambuli, Abakhobole, Abakwabi, Abamurono, Abaruli, Abashirotsa, Abalukulu, Abamanyulia, Abashirandu, Abamatundu, Abachero, and abalakayi among others.

*2.Marama*
The Marama live mainly in districts of Butere. They speak in Lumarama dialect. Some of the clans of Marama include but not limited to; Abash*tsaha, Abacheya, Abatere, Abashirotsa, Abamukhula, Aberecheya, Abamumbia, Abamatundu, Abanyukhu, Abakhuli, Abakokho, Abashieni, Abamani, Abashikalie, Abakara, and Abatsotse.

*3.Batsotso*
The Tsotso live in the western part of Kakamega and speak in a dialect known as Olutsotso. The major clans of the tsotso include; Abamweche, Abashisiru, Abashibo, and Abangonya.

*4.Maragoli*
The Maragoli are among the hugely populated sub tribes of the Luhya. They occupy Vihiga region and speak in the Lulogooli dialect. The clans of the Maragoli include but not limited to; Avasanga, Avagitsunda, Avamumbaya, Avamuzuzu, Avamasingira, Avamaseero, Avasaali, Avakizungu, Avagamuguywa, Avasaki, Avamageza, Ava

07/05/2024

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06/05/2024

06/05/2024

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICA, NORTH AMERICA, SOUTH AMERICA, USA, AND ALASKA

In the vast landscape of geography, terms like America, North America, South America, USA, and Alaska often get tangled, leading to confusion—Let's untangle them:

America:

• "America" typically refers to the United States of America (USA). However, strictly speaking, "America" encompasses both North and South America continents just like Africa.
• The USA is a country within the continent of North America.

North America:

• North America is one of the seven continents on Earth, consisting of 23 countries and numerous territories.
• It's bordered by the Arctic Ocean to the north, the Atlantic Ocean to the east, the Pacific Ocean to the west, and South America to the southeast.
• Key countries include Canada, the United States of America, Mexico and several others in Central America and the Caribbean.

South America:

• South America is another continent, located in the Western Hemisphere, primarily in the Southern Hemisphere.
• It's bordered by the Caribbean Sea to the northwest and the Atlantic Ocean to the north, east.
• It is comprised of 12 countries, including Brazil, Argentina, Peru, and others.

USA (United States of America):

• The United States of America, commonly known as the USA, is a country located in North America, comprising 50 states and a federal district Washington, D.C.).
• The capital city of the USA is Washington, D.C.
• It's one of the world's most influential nations, known for its cultural diversity, economic power, technological innovation, scientific research, advanced education system, political and military prowess among others.

Alaska:

• Alaska is a state of the United States situated in the northwest extremity of North America, separated from the contiguous United States by Canada.
• It is the largest state in the USA by area but one of the least populous.
• It is renowned for its stunning natural beauty, wildlife, and unique cultural heritage.

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04/05/2024

HOW TO SURVIVE IN MOMBASA

1) Avoid Bamburi & Mtwapa Women

2) Buy vegetables from Kongowea

3)Live in Likoni it's cheaper

4) Cross the ferry early , cross back late to avoid traffic

5) First dates are at Mama Ngina

6) Do not go down on Digo women. Utalishwa limbwata usahau kwenu kaka

7) Tuk Tuk Short distance fare is 50/=

8) Matatu Short Distance fare is 30/= stage to stage

9) Tudor,Kisauni & Bamburi javs have the highest number of phone thieves & pickpockets

10) Mikindani is a great alternative to Likoni

11) Kumamaye is a greeting in Mvita

12) Do not drink street water during the rainy season. Drink bottled water

13) SGR to town is 200/=

14) Best Madafu is sold at Chondochondo Mama Ngima pale Gorilla

15) Buy and Build in likoni at the shelly beach side. Area not affected by flood.
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02/05/2024

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23/04/2024

HISTORY OF MARAGOLI COMMUNITY CHAPTER 1

The Maragoli, or Logoli (Ava-Logooli), are now the second-largest ethnic group of the 6 million-strong Luhya nation in Kenya, numbering around 2.1 million, or 15% of the Luhya people according to the last Kenyan census. Their language is called Logoli, Lulogooli, Ululogooli, or Maragoli. The name Maragoli probably emerged later on after interaction of the people with missionaries of the Quaker Church.[citation needed]

Maragoli also refers to the area that the descendants of a man called Mulogooli (also known as Maragoli) settled and occupied in the thirteenth century AD in the vast lands of vihiga county. Maragolis occupy the largest part of vihiga followed by Abanyore then Tiriki sub tribes.Maragoli clans include the va- masingira,Vakizungu, Va-Mavi, Va-Sachi, Va-Saniaga, Va-Vulughi, Va-Ndega, Va-sari, Va-ng'ang'a, Va-Yonga,va-twa, va-gisemba... (The prefix Va- refers to the people or descendants, and is sometimes written as Ba-, Ava-, or Aba-.)

Maragolis have a unique culture that is rather simple but complex to other Luhya subtribes. It is believed that Lulogooli dialect is not easily understood by other Luhya subtribes, but Maragolis literally understand most of the languages in Luhya land. Many Maragolis have migrated to other areas due to land scarcity and have formed settlements in Transoia, Lugari District. Because Maragolis value their lineage, they have transferred their own local names to the places they have currently occupied. In short, they have cloned their own places so as to preserve their identity. They also name their children after their ancestors.

14/04/2024

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