Tuko Africa News

14/11/2024

Guess the university gate 😂😂

14/11/2024

Unajua Nani Kwa hii Photo

30/10/2024

Men....Do you know your woman's inner wear size ama kazi nikutoa tu 😂😂

29/10/2024

Once upon a December, a Luhya man named Juma was ready to travel home for the holidays. He packed his bags with clothes, a pot for ugali, and a dozen bananas, but his family kept adding more—a sack of maize and a huge crate of chicken. By the time he was done, his suitcase was bursting.

At the bus station, Juma struggled to board, looking like he was preparing for a safari. Once on the bus, his suitcase wouldn’t fit in the overhead compartment and tumbled onto a startled woman's lap. After some embarrassment and laughter, the bus hit a bump, and the crate opened, releasing a flapping chicken.

As passengers laughed, Juma chased the chicken while joking about his chaotic journey. By the time he arrived home, he was dubbed the “Luhya Santa,” famous for bringing the village everything—except a quiet trip! From then on, they always reminded him, “Don’t forget the chicken!”

25/10/2024

Huyu Ni mtoto Wa nani

25/10/2024

Tambua location

24/10/2024

Name: Alfred Banda
Age: 30
Kids: 4 with different mothers
Education: Class 8
Occupation: Landscape Manager

I'm looking for a single lady with no kids, you must be independent and working from age 21 to 35. I'm willing to settle down, i work very hard in bed. Love you in advance 💋

23/10/2024

𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝘼𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙬𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙚, 𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙡𝙩, 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜.

20/10/2024

What comes to mind when you see Elisha Ongoya.

20/10/2024

Retired teachers Couple Celebrating 82 Years of Marriage — He’s 103 and She’s 100!

18/10/2024

17/10/2024

Senior Counsel Paul Muite confirms Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua has been taken ill and rushed to hospital.

17/10/2024

Mbunge aliyewasilisha hoja ya kumuondoa naibu wa rais bungeni Kenya alivyokabiliwa na 'kibarua kigumu'

17/10/2024

Alikuomba nini hadi ukaona hii relationship wacha ikae??🤔🤔🤔

17/10/2024

One word for the lawyer 🤣🤣

15/10/2024

Peter Salasya showing off his new chopper

15/10/2024

Hapa Ni wapy

13/10/2024

Trump Calls for Death Penalty for Migrants Who Kill Americans

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