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31/10/2024

11/09/2023

Can I make you a playlist of all the songs I’d break your back too?

31/08/2023

Has mini seizure for a second:

“Yo I was shook ngl”

27/08/2023

I’ve been chasing Hennessy with remy no I’m not ok…..

21/07/2023

21/07/2023

“Boxers or briefs?”

Me: Speedo

19/07/2023

I got a drumb stick and a 2 piece of these hands for free if you every wanna taste some free ass whoopingz

19/07/2023

why do we call them Sneaky links or friends with benefits? like why don’t we call em nutty buddies..

19/07/2023

The last time somebody said they was going to hold me down I was strapped to a bed for half a month

19/07/2023

Im going through a whole Glocktuation rn this s**t just fell apart like a Lego set

18/07/2023

If ass wasn’t made to be eaten then why did god put crack down the middle of it 🙄

17/07/2023

I luv you like the pint that has a fresh seal on it

17/07/2023

 i’m in a “the chicken better be defrosted when I get home” type of mood

17/07/2023

*hits v**e and starts coughing*

Traffic cop: stop being a bitch it doesn’t even smell good it’s probably cbd

17/07/2023

*girl throws a drink in my face but I catch it perfectly*

ohh what was that i fw it

17/07/2023

*gets into a full heated argument*

Me: Why am I even talking to you?

*Walks away from mirror *

17/07/2023

If my girl wants 100 McChickens imma get her 100 McChickens, With her own money… cause what the f**k