Mwana Zm

29/11/2024

if she got no games on her phone, then guess who she playing.🤭😂

15/11/2024

4,200 teacher recruitment ,20,000 community health volunteers,k500 increments to civil servants .
BALLY WAKULEKAFYE

15/11/2024

am from oldering sheving sticks for retail its only k5 each

11/11/2024

05/11/2024

Love is like "MATH"

Add the bed
Minus the light
Subtract the clothes
Bring down the underwear
Divide the leg's
Find the decimal point
And get ready to multiply

I love math

31/10/2024

I was telling my girlfriend ati I want to have 9 children manje she was busy refusing as if she will be the mother 🙄

30/10/2024

It's chibwabwa not chiwawa
Ubwali not uwali,
Problem mulafipanga ba koswe imwe
🤦🏾‍♂️Ati uwamba😊😆🤷

19/10/2024

my girlfriend

17/10/2024

team ZP
Zambia Police Service
bakapokola congratulation
for the pass out.training its not easy welcome back
from that field

17/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Given Mutakela Nyambe, Obescar Kalela

14/10/2024

"Babe I'm coming over, please delete everything that will make us fight"

Communication guys, COMMUNICATION! 😩

14/10/2024

Who is wrong.
A married man that approached a lady or a lady that accepts a married man, knowing that he's married..

09/10/2024

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and follow
Altruistic FILM Production

09/10/2024

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09/10/2024

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BEYOND WEALTH [FROM REJECTION TO SUCCESS] Written and directed by WOODEN COMFORT NJOBVU. In a world where wealth and status often def...

07/10/2024

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!
1. Make food;
2. Sleep with him;
3. Don't ask questions;
4. Leave him alone.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
1. Be Friends
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Beautiful
5. Charming
6. Good in the kitchen
7. Athleticism
8. Electrician
9. Plumber
10. Mechanic
11. Carpenter
12. Decorator
13. Stylist
15. Poet
16. Psychologist
17. Bug zapper
18. Psychiatrist
19. Good-natured
20. A good listener
21. Organizer
22. A good father
23. Smelly
24. Empathetic
25. Cult
26. Sensitive
27. Attentive
28. Seductive
29. Smart
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Hot
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Brave
40. Determined
41. True
42. Insurance
43. Check everything
44. Punching bag
45. Lonely without friends

DON'T FORGET TO:
46. Praise often
47. Give gifts
48. Be honest
49. Opening the car door
50. Not to stress her
51. Don't look at other women.
52. Lift the toilet lid.
53. Being a computer teacher.
54. Don't snore.
55. Do not dry your feet with a towel.

AND ALSO:
56. Never forget:
* her birthday
* dating anniversary
* the anniversary of the first kiss
* the anniversary of the first time they met
*her mother's birthday
* Valentine's Day and being faithful

THEY HATE...
1. Who responds
2. Who remains silent
3. You lie to them
4. Be sincere
5. Worries
6. Who doesn't care
7. Be jealous
8. Don't be jealous

BONUS:
And never forget fellas, even if you are right, you are always wrong.