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INDEPENDENCE!When I was growing up, Independence Day was a day to look forward to before it arrived, and a day to rememb...
24/10/2024

INDEPENDENCE!
When I was growing up, Independence Day was a day to look forward to before it arrived, and a day to remember after it was gone. And this was mainly because it symbolised food and dance!

A week before the 24th of October was called Humanism Week. During this time, pupils from Kasenga were tasked with performing humanitarian duties in the surrounding villages such as Nyambo, Mgubudu, Bauleni, Israel, Kamchiliko, and others. During this time also, we were doing piece works to fundraise for mealie meal and pork. Well, and some goat and chicken for those allergic to pork, either for religious or physiological reasons. By this time, each grade was well underway rehearsing for their performances, be it dance or drama.

In 1987, while I was in Grade 1, we were rehearsing to perform a dance; for those around my age, this was similar to Jusi Kwatae. Now you know exactly what it entailed. Boys line up on one side, facing girls lined up the opposite side, and one by one, a boy goes in the direction of the girls, towards his preferred girl, dancing while wriggling the waist, and the girl would reciprocate the gesture. In my case, it was Ruth Nkhoma from Mgubudu village. I think such dance was encouraging bad manners imagination mwe! The song went like, “Naile mukupa, naile mukupa naile mukupa, naile mukupa. Naupwa ubushimbe, Naupwa ubushimbe Naupwa ubushimbe, Naupwa ubushimbe”. Honestly, I didn’t know what the song meant as I could not understand the language of some shapeless people whose King rides on a wooden crocodile during their fake annual ceremony! Elo this King’s dress code is far below that of our own Njengembaso Ka Pontino Jere, the swaggest of them all!

On the actual day, pupils came to school with a cup and a plate. For the boys, the tradition was that the cup be tied in the waist, while the plate was stuck at the back, between the shirt and the skin! (There was no bombasa then, as far as I can remember, mainly because we could not afford to wear two pieces of cloth covering the same body parts at once, as this considered a waste of resources! Well, even underwear was a luxury, even for us children of teachers. I remember my first underpant was bought for me in August 1984, as we were about to go for holidays to the village, and it was rainbow coloured! What a precious moment that was!
The day started with a march past, as we sang songs of praises for our great leader, “Zivute zitani ndife a Zambia, tili pambuyo pa Kaunda. A Kaunda eeee a Kaunda eee a Kaunda mama tili pambuyo pa Kaundaaa!” The school actually had a band, led by Kaluma. And on the big drum was Abram, he himself big and light in complexion. I so admired Kaluma that I wanted to be him when I grew up! Plus I was already as dark in complexion as he was, only younger and more handsome. Don’t argue, you just don’t look at me properly.

We then gathered at the arena for the performances to commence. And they were done grade by grade, in ascending order, until it moved to the villages who performed Chimtali, Chitelele and Nyau. Around 10hrs, an announcement, “A Grade 1 katoleni thobwaaaa!” Prrrrrrruuuuu we ran to queue up for thobwa (a traditional beverage similar to munkoyo but without the roots). And it went on till all the grades were covered. At lunch, another announcement, “A Grade 1 katoleni nsimaaaaa!” Prrrrrruuuu we ran and queued up, except this time, two queues were required, those who did not eat pork formed their own queue, and these were very few, and the rest of us pork eaters formed the longer queue. I felt a little embarrassed as it was obvious from the size of pieces handed to my plate that I was being favoured for being mwana wa a ticha. It’s called ‘white privilege’!

The afternoon was for sports. First, netball, then football. Usually, there would be a guest school that was invited, and our favourite rivals were Tamanda. They had two fierce footballers, Yeriko and Blackie. Yeriko was short and fast, Blackie was, as his name suggests, black, so black that it looked like navy blue, huge in stature and powerful in performance! Even as they arrived, Tamanda sang intimidating songs, and one such song had a message like ‘Who told you to touch fire’. But we also had our heroes. We had Monday (Brighton), our top scorer, then we had Major (Richard), our master dribbler, and Printer (Reuben), who teamed up with Buffalo (Kabendama) notorious for rough soccer. And, our goalkeeper was Kilometer. This was his real name though. We just called him ‘Kilo’. We always had victory over Tamanda, as far as I can remember, and whether this memory is biased or not is not my problem right now.

Now, despite being allowed to rehearse and practice, on the final day, mom did not allow me to participate in the performances. “Monga Mboni, sitimachita za mtundu uyu!” I was devastated, but complied nonetheless. I just relegated myself to the terraces as a respectful observer.

By the end of the day, I was both tired, and thankful for the events of the Independence, and wondered what a great guy Kaunda was!

SWIMMINGI don’t know how to swim, largely because I grew up where there were neither swimming pools nor decent water bod...
11/10/2024

SWIMMING
I don’t know how to swim, largely because I grew up where there were neither swimming pools nor decent water bodies to enable me indulge in such fish-like endeavours. Then again, I have no regrets because I can’t be competing with fish, things that don’t have legs. Unless, of course, I am on the Titanic, and the ship sinks, and there are not enough life boats, but the water is not freezing cold, and men are required to swim, because in such an emergency, people who should survive are women and children; men can die it's ok since they are the least vulnerable, and are likely to miraculously float. Then, yes, I will reconsider my decision and ask someone to teach me how to swim, assuming they are not too scared to do so at that critical moment!

Plus, I don’t like bathing, because I am scared of water, even when it is in a glass. What if there is a crocodile in the swimming pool? Or in the glass? It’s called ‘aquaphobia’. So, in early 2006, when we went to Salima beach in Malawi, and my colleagues proposed going for a boat cruise, I put up a stern resistance to the outrageous proposal. It took 2 grown men to convince me that a life jacket would enable me float in case we capsized, before I reluctantly agreed to step onto the speed boat. Well, due to fear, the 10-minute ride felt like 3 weeks and seven days long. This was made worse because I already knew that Lake Malawi was the 6th deepest lake in the world, with a maximum depth of 706 metres. My height is 1.65 metres, meaning I needed to grow 427.87 times taller to survive in case I landed at the bottom of the deepest part of the lake. I remembered my young wife at home, 6 months gone before delivery, and I almost jumped off the boat so that I run on water like the Lord did back in the day. But I didn’t because then I would drown. Or probably float, since I had the life jacket on. I am assuming it had no punctures.

Here are the top 10 deepest lakes in the world:
1. Lake Baikal: Located in Russia, Lake Baikal is the world's deepest lake, with a depth of approximately 5,387 feet (1,642 meters). It's also the world's oldest and largest lake by volume, holding about 20% of the world's fresh surface water.
2. Lake Tanganyika: Situated in Africa, Lake Tanganyika is the second-deepest lake, with a depth of about 4,823 feet (1,470 meters). It's also the second-longest freshwater lake.
3. Caspian Sea: The Caspian Sea, located between Asia and Europe, has a depth of approximately 3,363 feet (1,025 meters). It's technically considered a lake, despite its name.
4. Lake Vostok: Located in Antarctica, Lake Vostok has a depth of around 3,000 feet (1000 meters). It's a subglacial lake, meaning it's covered by ice.
5. O'Higgins-San Martin: This lake, situated on the border of Chile and Argentina, has a depth of about 2,742 feet (836 meters).
6. Lake Malawi: Located in southeastern Africa, Lake Malawi has a depth of approximately 2,316 feet (706 meters).
7. Lake Issyk Kul: In Kyrgyzstan, Lake Issyk Kul has a depth of about 2,192 feet (668 meters).
8. Great Slave Lake: Located in Canada, Great Slave Lake has a depth of approximately 2,015 feet (614 meters).
9. Crater Lake: Situated in Oregon, USA, Crater Lake has a depth of about 1,949 feet (594 meters).
10. Matano Lake: In Indonesia, Matano Lake has a depth of approximately 1,936 feet (590 meters).

06/06/2024

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15/09/2023
COTTON BOARD OF ZAMBIA CEO INVITED TO SPEAK AT THE ICAC 81ST PLENARY MEETING International Cotton Advisory Committee has...
15/09/2023

COTTON BOARD OF ZAMBIA CEO INVITED TO SPEAK AT THE ICAC 81ST PLENARY MEETING

International Cotton Advisory Committee has invited Cotton Board of Zambia chief Executive officer Sunduzwayo Banda to speak at the 81st ICAC Plenary Meeting be held at the Jio World Centre in Mumbai, India from 2-5 December 2023.

Mr. Banda becomes the first Zambian to speak at the International Cotton Advisory Committee plenary meeting as a distinguished speaker.

This is a milestone for Zambia and the Cotton sector in general as this presents an opportunity to market Zambia as a next Cotton Investment destination.

The 81st ICAC plenary meeting will be held under the theme “Cotton Value Chain: Local Innovations for Global Prosperity”.

Mr. Banda will join in as a speaker on the topic 'Sustainable Production Practices in small farms for high yields' during the ‘Fourth Breakout Session: Gearing towards sustainability’.

His participation is expected to greatly enhance the discourse during this meeting.

On the sidelines, Zambia will also attend the committee meeting under the Public Sector Advisory council where it will give its position on plans on the revival of the sector in Zambia.

The event will help put Zambia on the international market.

Mu Zambia namo, you lend someone money.. You then start begging and pleading for it when it's time to pay back😭Iwe make ...
30/08/2023

Mu Zambia namo, you lend someone money.. You then start begging and pleading for it when it's time to pay back😭

Iwe make chi order Fresh kapenta K15 per pack and 2 and half fresh fish K35 per pack (they are 7-8 pieces in each pack) Call or whatasp 0976590744 Lusaka

15/08/2023

JUST IN:

Seized minerals from KKIA not Gold but Copper, Nickel, Tin and Zinc – Kabuswe

15/08/2023

Ten people detained in connection with US dollars seized at KKIA.

The Drug Enforcement Commission (DEC) has detained nine foreigners and one Zambian in connection with millions of US dollars and suspected gold siezed at the Kenneth Kaunda International Airport in Lusaka.

DEC Director General, Nason Banda, confirmed this at a press briefing.

He the commission received information that a chartered aircraft carrying dangerous goods had landed at Kenneth Kaunda International Airport on 13th August 2023 at 19:00 hours.

Mr Banda said acting on this information the DEC together with officers from various Law Enforcement Agencies conducted an operation on Monday, 14th August 2023 at Kenneth Kaunda International Airport.

He said the operation resulted in the seizure of the of USD 5, 697,700, Five (05) pistols, Seven (07) magazines, 126 rounds of ammunition, 602 pieces of suspected Gold weighing 127.2 kg and Equipment used for measuring Gold.

The director general said the Commission has since seized the Global Express T7-WW on which the above items were found and another aircraft belonging to a local airline whose make is King Air B190.

UNDERSTANDING THE BEMBA-NGONI CHIMBUYABy Gumbi Kaziguda JeleA photo of King Gabriel Chinombo Msenga, the King behind the...
11/08/2023

UNDERSTANDING THE BEMBA-NGONI CHIMBUYA
By Gumbi Kaziguda Jele
A photo of King Gabriel Chinombo Msenga, the King behind the genesis of the so called Chimbuya between Ngonis and Bembas. He was the 34th Chitimukulu. His birth united two warring African Nations.

He was the son of Princess Chandamukulu Chimba-bantu Chilobelobe. Princess Chandamukulu was the daughter of the Bemba leader, Mukukamfumu Kasonde, who was killed in combat by the Ngonis. After killing him, the Ngonis captured his daughter who was by then still a teenager. ChandaMukulu ended up being part of the Ngoni nation after her capture, as they went with her when they left Bemba territory.

Chitimukulu Musenga was born in 1888 in Ngoniland, in the Msekera area, but he returned to bembaland after the defeat of the Mphezeni Ngonis, he returned together with his mother. His mother died in 1937. His mother after her capture had her ears cut in between that one could even put a finger inside. This is an ancient nguni tradition called iziqhaza.

King Msenga spent a great deal of time on the Mwamba throne, he was coronated in 1926 and reigned upto 1965. In 1944, his claim to the Chitimukulu throne was shot down by the Bemba royal council due to his paternal links to the Ngonis.

But more than two decades later, he managed to ascend in 1967 even if by then he was in the evenings of his life. He only reigned for two years and died in 1969. He reign was not supported much by the Bembas who knew his history.

General Ozzy musical journey....Zambia's music legend General Ozzy rose to prominence in 2002 with his hit "Backstabber....
09/08/2023

General Ozzy musical journey....

Zambia's music legend General Ozzy rose to prominence in 2002 with his hit "Backstabber."

He later joined the renowned Sling Beats Music camp in 2003, marking his debut album "The General," which included the chart-topper "Osalila." While collaborating extensively with Chali Bravo and the Sling Beats production team from then until 2010, he also co-founded Brotherhood Music alongside his exceptionally talented brother, Roberto.

Throughout his illustrious career, Ozzy captivated fans with tracks such as "Take My Heart," "Nandi," "Kobili," "Chimutengo," and "Potential," among numerous other unforgettable hits.

As he advanced, Ozzy's journey transcended all expectations. He stands as one of the select few artists who warrant boasting rights, consistently proving himself as one of the finest. Undoubtedly, he has weathered every facet of the industry and emerged triumphant.

Let us extend a resounding round of applause to The General as he gracefully retires, celebrating a remarkable two-decade journey. This moment prompts us to reflect on his extraordinary legacy as the 'FIVE STAR GENERAL.'

While his absence on the Zambian stage will be felt by all his devoted fans, they can forever cherish his magnificent discography and relive his greatness, as his artistic imprint is eternal.

On behalf of Sling Beats, words cannot adequately express our sentiments beyond this... But we can say

General Ozzy

Zambia's musician Towera Kaira
02/08/2023

Zambia's musician Towera Kaira

29/07/2023

HOUSE FOR RENT WANTED.

It should have two bedrooms, toilet and bathroom inside, with tiles, should have electricity and running water.

It should be in one of the following areas and in a wall fence.

Matero, Emmasdale, Behind OYDC, or behind Novare Mall.

Budget between 2000 and 2,700 kwacha.

Call the following number...0976230714

28/07/2023

Agriculture Minister REUBEN MTOLO says Government will phase out the Farmers Input Support Programme-FISP and replace it with affordable loans for Farmers -ZNBC

I RESIGNED NOT FIRED-MWIZU Mwizukanji wrote;Greetings.In response to the ongoing speculations.It was a pleasure to work ...
26/07/2023

I RESIGNED NOT FIRED-MWIZU

Mwizukanji wrote;

Greetings.

In response to the ongoing speculations.

It was a pleasure to work with Jelumu Zambia for almost 3 years as brand ambassador and later as head of corporate sales and marketing.

We however parted ways amicably in March 2023 when i tendered my resignation.

I must assume the purpose of the announcement today was to help valued clients as well as would be clients to know that inquiries and any Jelumu related issues were to be directed to the appropriate offices.

Growth comes with new opportunities that I have chosen to embrace and pursue.

God has brought us thus far and I believe the future is bright for all of us.

Best Regards.

Prudence Kaphukie Nakamba Mwizukanji

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