Jay kaps

05/08/2024

Preaching about kindness
yet your Church Wi-Fi has a password 🤦🏾‍♂️

04/08/2024

My wife: I regret buying a blender in this house
Me while drinking beans: WHY

04/08/2024

Oh my goodness😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

19/06/2024

Chapwa we have lost the battle😂😂

08/06/2024

room 18

01/06/2024

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why

25/05/2024

17/05/2024

I am tired of doing forward to this movie😭😭😭😭😭2026 I will just press next. Ela Edgar Chagwa Lungu be ready sir for 2026 but for now plz I need Chi k350 cha bunga boss

10/05/2024

Zambian will still buy this 😂😂😂😂awe we like being swindled🙆🙆🙆10pin come 79pin after 24hours NO wahala😂😂😂 time for BP again

ZAMBIA POLICE, ZICTA, PACRA, ACC AND BANK OF ZAMBIA 🇿🇲

There is a company called PAN AFRICA ZAMBIA which is recruiting people accross Zambia and require the same recruited people to invest in their company and get paid after 24hrs with an interest.

On behalf of my fellow Zambians as a concerned citizen I (Oment Zambia) want to know if this company is fully registered in Zambia and allowed to offer their services which is "money".

Zambians have been losing money in different companies that just come and disappear hence iam appealing to the BoZ etc to make it clear to all the Zambians that wish to invest in PAN AFRICA ZAMBIA that come rain come sunshine this company will be in existence for the best interest of the people that have so far invested money with them

When I talked to the person who said is the branch manager because they paid me k50 for one day avert on my page Oment Zambia this is what he said, "Okay my company is well registered under pacra zra even to the bank of zambia or you can visit our office in Lusaka at independence avenue plot number 166".

[ Now here are the services PAN AFRICA ZAMBIA Company offers to the general public which I just copied from their WhatsApp group ].

ZP, ACC, BOZ comfirm is this type of investment is authentic 👇

DAILY INVESTMENT PLAN

This organization allows you to invest in the money and withdraw the money with an interest of 45% within 24hrs.

1️⃣. INVEST K5 AND GET PAID K8 AFTER 24HRS.

2️⃣. INVEST K10 AND GET PAID K15 AFTER 24HRS.

3️⃣. INVEST K20 AND GET PAID K28 AFTER 24HRS.

4️⃣. INVEST K50 AND GET PAID K65 AFTER 24HRS.

5️⃣. INVEST K100 AND GET PAID K130 AFTER 24HRS.

6️⃣. INVEST K200 AND GET PAID K260 AFTER 24HRS.

7️⃣. INVEST K500 AND GET PAID K640 AFTER 24HRS.

8️⃣.INVEST K1000 AND GET PAID K1320 AFTER 24HRS.

V.I.P PART INVESTMENT PLAN

1️⃣. INVEST K5000 AND GET PAID K35,550 AFTER 24HRS

2️⃣. INVEST K6000 AND GET PAID K53,325 AFTER 24HRS

3️⃣. INVEST K7000 AND GET PAID K71,987 AFTER 24HRS

4️⃣. INVEST K10,000 AND GET PAID K79,100 AFTER 24HRS

MINIMUM AMOUNT K5

MAXIMUM AMOUNT K200,000

Invest using your MTN/Airtel line 💳

WEEKLY INVESTMENT PLAN

1️⃣. INVEST K200 AND GET PAID K1980 AFTER 7DAYS

2️⃣. INVEST K300 AND GET PAID K3980 AFTER 7DAYS

3️⃣. INVEST K500 AND GET PAID K6830 AFTER 7DAYS

4️⃣. INVEST K600 AND GET PAID K7260 AFTER 7DAYS

5️⃣. INVEST K1000 AND GET PAID K16,340 AFTER 7DAYS

6️⃣. INVEST K2000 AND GET PAID K32680 AFTER 7DAYS

7️⃣. INVEST K4000 AND GET PAID K65320 AFTER 7DAYS

8️⃣. INVEST K10000 AND GET PAID K97,910 AFTER 7DAYS

MINIMUM K200

MAXIMUM K200,000

PAN AFRICA ZAMBIA

Oment Zambia

This is their WhatsApp group and the advert they have been sharing to all their clients.

And this is where there are training people who want to invest with them is done 👇

__JOB OPPORTUNITIES __

WE NEED 20 PEOPLE IN EACH DISTRICT WHO CAN MANAGE TO WORK ONLINE GET PAID EVERY MONTH.

FOR MORE INFORMATION CLICK THE LINK BELLOW 👇👇👇👇Follow this link to join my WhatsApp group: https://chat.whatsapp.com/BZ6O30wX3duJYsmLea1ukV

10/05/2024

Who is sick here 🙆🙆i mean who is the sicker between the two😂

30/04/2024

A Yo Maps Yo Feature Will Now Cost Over K262,5OO 🤯🤯

Dj Kandeke :✍🏽

26/04/2024

Rent paid, now I can starve in peace🤧🚶‍♀️

26/04/2024

26/04/2024

He is there😂😂😂😂

26/04/2024

on point

25/04/2024

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

25/04/2024

Kidist Kifle ati does he have a lawyer😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

25/04/2024

Good morning guys kindly follow my page🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙆🙆

25/04/2024

😅😅😅🙈🙈🙈

25/04/2024

Why are u gay 😅😅😅
University vibe

24/04/2024

Morning fam

24/04/2024