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Goitsimodimo We hear to heal your soul with the remedy if laughter only�

This is the difference between a crocodile, caiman and alligator.I know most of y'all had struggled with distinguishing ...
14/11/2023

This is the difference between a crocodile, caiman and alligator.
I know most of y'all had struggled with distinguishing one from the other.

13/11/2023

One good turn deserves another🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️

And how do I convince my son that, Rooney is 8 months younger than Ronaldo🤔
12/11/2023

And how do I convince my son that, Rooney is 8 months younger than Ronaldo🤔

04/11/2023

It is what it is🙇🏻‍♂️

30/10/2023

Finish your matric then you’ll understand why we work at Retail stores.. why we sell policies, why we work as security guards, why we sell cosmetics and why we wash cars for a living. Don’t get way too comfortable in your high school years.. This life it ain’t a game njaka.. kana reality hits hard nnake!

30/10/2023

Not everyone is qualified to know your house. Some friendships should end in the office, church, road and ar the market!

29/10/2023

Don’t be jealous, not because it's morally wrong, but because jealousy is a destructive emotion. It's also a symptom that you’re not living your life to the fullest – people who are fulfilled can celebrate other people’s success. People who aren’t fulfilled fill up their emotional void through negative emotions.

La re ba tsamaya leng batho ba ngena cos wow🧐😏
24/10/2023

La re ba tsamaya leng batho ba ngena cos wow🧐😏

23/10/2023

What keeps me going is being positive about everything I do😊💯. I want to be surrounded by people who are positive minded all the time. I like to see people winning. Once you become negative you're depriving yourself from great things and you depress my thoughts . I like seeing positivity around me and in real life. Negative people disgust me, period🤢

22/10/2023

Thusang tlhe bagolo,, mo g*e renale bothata hleng💔💔😭😭 my younger sister wa bereka and ogola R9000 ka kgwedi 😭and she's only 18 years old without a child🤷‍♂️ ene nna ke dula le mosadi mo g*e le bana ba 4 ba rona💔😭
So, every month o re romella only R2000 fela 😭🤔 ebe yena ashala ka R7000 mola rona re le 6 and yena o 1 fela😭😭💔
Gorileng a sa tseye R2000 ebe a re romella R7000 because yena o one one😭😭💔💔Thushang hleng😭😭😭💔💔

21/10/2023

How does it feel when your trust has been lied to, too many times by someone you held close to your heart?😔💔

Try you luck bana ba ko g*e
20/10/2023

Try you luck bana ba ko g*e

20/10/2023

Loving someone is really beautiful, whether it is a friend or a partner or just a random person. There is just something special about spreading love and being kind as well.
I love you -YES, you reading this post right now🙇🏻‍♂️❤

19/10/2023

Lesson Of Time: KARMA
When a bird is alive, it eats ants. When the bird is dead, ants eat the bird. Time and circumstances can change at any given time.
Don't devalue or hurt anyone in life. You may be powerful today. But remember - time is more powerful than you!
One tree can make a million match sticks...Only one match stick is needed to burn a million trees...So be good and do good by others

19/10/2023

I'm a loving and caring partner who truly understands that LOVE is not about money but does include money🥺😩 and little things really matters a lot😩💔😭Therefore, you should never compare me with your friend's partners💔😭 And you should never put me under pressure to buy you expensive things or take you out💔😭It's totally okay if we eat home cooked meals🥺😩stay indoors and watch movies while kids play around the house😭🥺🤞 You should never leave me simply because I can't afford what you want when you want it😩💔🥺 Bear in mind that a trying partner is everything.❤🫂I want a partner who's intoxicated with LOVE, CARE, UNDERSTANDING and TIME❤️ the rest is just a BONUS💯

17/10/2023

I don't cheat not because I can't, and I don't stay loyal because I am, but I don't wanna be a reason that someone stop believing in love cause of me, I don't want someone to stay awake at night crying 😭because of me, I don't wanna turn someone's child into a laughing stock, and I'm not saying I'm PERFECT
I just realised at this age, cheating is immature and disgusting😫

Robadiwang bag*echu😴
11/10/2023

Robadiwang bag*echu😴

07/10/2023

✍️Dear Kelly Khumalo,,, setse ba kereile goalkeeper enngwe😌

06/10/2023

Mae🥚🥚🥚 a tura guys🤦🏼‍♂️
Why lona basadi lecsa no beyela mae once🤔

06/10/2023

00:00
Capitec: Payment +R8000 into SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Salary; Avail R7914.34; 25 Sep; info 0826373846.

00:02
Capitec: Debit order -R402 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Assupol FUNERAL COVER; Get more cover with us; Avail bal R7512.06

00:10
Capitec: Debit order -R250 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Bakwena LIFE COVER; More covers from as little as R450p/m. Avail bal R7250.01

00:30
Capitec: Debit order -R1000 from SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Studio 88 account; Avail bal R6244.75

08.45
THATO: Eh poi osa ntebala ka dae R400 akena seshebo mfana😭
Avail bal R5840.34

09:15
KARABO: Abuti kopa osa lebala R1500 for my school uniform.
Avail bal R4335.12

11:34
MAMA: Boy Boy👶🏼 osa lebala R450 ele ya society neh. Ba nrasetsa gore bo Mmaphefo.
Avail bal R3881.03

12:03
BABY MAMA: Weitsi nna ake rato gopotsa motho gore o nale ngwana😠
CAPITEC: Payment -R1000 to 1639754687; Avail bal R2875.34

13:01
Capitec: Debit order -R400 Cellphone account; Ref PEP Store; Avail bal R2469.12
14:45

MACHONISA: Kopa o Ska ntsha bo Kreste baka mo nna tuu.
Capitec: Payment +R1500 to 1638562078; Avail bal R962.01

15:45
You have recharged with R10 airtime.
Thank you for R10 payment airtime advance. You still owe R1

16:15
GIRLFRIEND: Weitsi nna a ketlo Ema sbaka okare ke stlaela. Santse ko lokela manala le moriri tuu. Ke reke Dilo tsao tlhapa.
Capitec: Payment -R800 to 1638576297; Avail bal R159.45

17:05
SHOPRITE: 🥗🍣🥩🥓🍞🍅🍎🍗🍖
🐸: Di etsa R250🤷🏿‍♀️
🧔🏽: Okay ntsha nama eo then o mfe plastic. Tshwara 💳.🙇🏽‍♂️

Yooooh🙆

Ebe motho a re o ngame🤷🏽‍♂️ murrskont ke lena

06/10/2023

Don't drain yourself trying to satisfy people who love you only when it benefits them, you deserve better than that❤❤❤

They were sent to come and arrest me🧐,, I bought them 1 MAYO each - and we ended up talking nje😌
03/10/2023

They were sent to come and arrest me🧐,, I bought them 1 MAYO each - and we ended up talking nje😌

30/09/2023

I honestly don't care whether you live in a shack😒, or you use a cheap phone😕, or you're uneducated🙃.. if I love you, I love you!!!❤😌

30/09/2023

I still cry when I tell my story😭😭😭,,, It's been years now - but I haven't healed yet💔💔💔

23/09/2023

If you are to choose between love and money with your present situation,what would you pick and why?

25/08/2023

Never allow the family
you come from,,
damage the family
that comes from you🤘🏻

24/08/2023

Ge o founa busigo and o utlwa ke araba ka "Mfanaka" o dire o fanakege lwena!!😎
Lena le re bolaisa ka batho ba rena😭😭

Ele Masego ko line'ng ya CAPITEC, ailo ntsha R50 ya goya Tembisa monneng😌
06/06/2023

Ele Masego ko line'ng ya CAPITEC, ailo ntsha R50 ya goya Tembisa monneng😌

06/06/2023

Don't drain yourself trying to satisfy people who love you only when it benefits them, you deserve better than that mntase🙇🏻‍♂️

10/02/2023

Focus'ang ko boyfriend tsa lena banyana baka cos skolo ga se botlhokwa🤧

Teacher: You are late again GoitsiModimo, what's your excuse today?🤔Me: The traffic was heavily congested Sir🤦🏼‍♂️Teache...
25/01/2023

Teacher: You are late again GoitsiModimo, what's your excuse today?🤔
Me: The traffic was heavily congested Sir🤦🏼‍♂️
Teacher: Is that my fault?🤔
Me: Did I blame you?🙄

The whole class👇

05/08/2022

Be careful on whom you build with, some people will use you for foundation structure and then complete the structure with someone else🥺

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03/08/2022

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03/08/2022

Heavenly father, please touch the body of the person reading this with healing and peace. Touch their finances and open new doors for them🙏💞🙏

03/07/2022

It is quite simple - nothing that is meant for you will ever get away from you regardless. Love deeply and without the need to possess or own; let beautiful connections pass through you without any attachments, slam your heart into the people and the places and the things that ignite something deep inside of your soul. And I promise you, the right things will stay in your life. You will never lose what is meant for you, believe that🙇🏻‍♂️

Thread🙆🏽‍♂️
16/06/2022

Thread🙆🏽‍♂️

29/04/2022

Di nnywana🍑 ga di tshwane banyana baka?? Gonale e dirang monna gore a reke ntlu, furniture le sone sejanaga - ebe go ba le ya go rekelwa sphatlho le KINGSLEY fela🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

Kenale high blood bagolo

14/04/2022

My new girlfriend just typed me "human bean" instead of "woman been". Should I dump her or what?😏

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