06/05/2024
Dear Phone (Samsung),
I hope this message finds you charged up and ready for a serious talk. We need to talk about us, or more specifically, about me and my gaming needs.
Listen, you've been a great companion, always there when I needed you, faithfully buzzing away in my pocket. But lately, I've been eyeing other devices. I've got this itch for gaming, and let's face it, you're more of a casual gamer, you've beengood but let's face it the amount of times I've died casue your lagging and overheating, the constant frame drops out of nowhere, the contant backshot i got from enemies casue i froze mid-game. I need someone with a bit more oomph, a bit more power to handle my gaming cravings (REDMAGIC9 PRO).
It's not you, it's me... craving better graphics, smoother gameplay, and faster processing (Redmagic 9 Pro). I need a phone that can keep up with my thumbs of fury. So, I've decided to swipe right on a new gaming phone. I hope you understand.
She has everyone a gamer wants, Powerful Performance Like a woman with boundless energy and grace. Immersive Display much like the allure of a woman's gaze. With its sleek and elegant design, the RedMagic Pro 9 is as visually captivating as a woman who effortlessly commands attention wherever she goes. I'm drooling just thinking about it 🤤
Don't worry; I'll still keep you around for those nostalgic moments of scrolling through old photos and sending texts to Grandma. You'll always have a special place in my heart (or rather, my drawer).
Thanks for all the memories, the calls, the selfies, and the emergency Google searches. It's been real. Take care of yourself, and who knows, maybe one day we'll cross paths again when i look for my socks in the drawer.
Fondly,
Vusi Donald Junior Ndhlovu