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Best African based Action movies 🎥🎬
1. Blood Diamond (2006) - 8.0
2. Hotel Rwanda (2004) - 8.1
3. Black Hawk Down (2001) - 7.7
4. Tears of the Sun (2003) - 6.6
5. The Last King of Scotland (2006) - 7.7
6. District 9 (2009) - 7.9
7. Tsotsi (2005) - 7.2
8. Out of Africa (1985) - 7.2
9. The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) - 6.8
10. The Constant Gardener (2005) - 7.4
11. The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980) - 7.3
12. Invictus (2009) - 7.3
13. The Lion King (1994) - 8.5
14. Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013) - 7.1
15. Gorillas in the Mist (1988) - 7.0
16. The Interpreter (2005) - 6.4
17. The Siege of Jadotville (2016) - 7.2
18. Zulu (1964) - 7.7
19. The Blue Elephant (2014) - 6.7
20. Chappie (2015) - 6.8
21. The Bang Bang Club (2010) - 7.0
22. Out of Inferno (2013) - 6.1
23. The Wild Geese (1978) - 6.8
24. Africa United (2010) - 6.6
25. Catch a Fire (2006) - 6.7
26. The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) - 6.8
27. The Power of One (1992) - 7.2
28. The Wilby Conspiracy (1975) - 6.8
29. Machine Gun Preacher (2011) - 6.8
30. The Naked Prey (1965) - 7.3
31. The Air Up There (1994) - 5.5
32. The Gods Must Be Crazy II (1989) - 6.8
33. White Hunter Black Heart (1990) - 6.7
34. Red Scorpion (1988) - 5.2
35. Ashanti (1979) - 5.5
36. Dark of the Sun (1968) - 6.9
37. Shaka Zulu (1986) - 7.7
38. Mountains of the Moon (1990) - 7.2
39. Safari (1956) - 6.5
40. Zambezia (2012) - 5.8
41. Safari 3000 (1982) - 5.2
42. Safari Drums (1953) - 5.1
43. The Lion of Africa (1988) - 6.0
44. The White Warrior (1959) - 6.2
45. African Cats (2011) - 7.6
46. The Journey of August King (1995) - 6.3
47. King Solomon's Mines (1985) - 5.2
48. Lost in Africa (2010) - 6.1
49. Diamonds (1999) - 5.4
50. In My Country (2004) - 6.3
51. Silverton Siege (2022)
52. Sometimes in April (2005) - 9.5

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A sïck woman was lying on her sïck bêd with her husband by her side, she turns to her husband and said:

WIFE: Honey, I have a confession to make...

HUSBAND: Save your strength my dear !

WIFE: [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so that when I d!e my spïrit will be at rest. I have been stêalïng your money and giving it to my bøyfrïend !

You're not the father of our daughter Faith; I was the one who støle your gold wrist watch and hide it in your sister's bag so that you'll drive her away... Please forgive me 🙏

HUSBAND: I know all this, that's why I pøisøned you.
Please keep calm let the pøisøñ do it's work in you 🙊😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

16/10/2022

after coming back from church yesterday, I went straight to my little sister's room to get my charger which I forgot there.

as I was about to open her room, I heard some weird voice coming out from the room. I was really shocked because my sister was only 10years of age.

one was a male voice and the other voice was my sister's.

i decided to confirm who was in my little sister's room before barging inside the room.

i immediately went to my mom.

“who is the guy inside adaobi's room”... I asked my mom.

“ooh, that's her classmate, he visited not too long ago”... my mom said.

I then rushed back to open the door of the room when I heard my sister's voice saying.

“harder! harder! I say harder!!”... my little sister shouts in enjoyment.

“God please don't let this child diē in my hands today”... I said as I barged inside the room.

as soon as I went in, I saw my sis classmate reading a dictation book and my sis was beside him telling him to read harder and louder.

it happened that my sis was teaching the guy some words which he finds hard to read.

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28/09/2022

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After being fired at work yesterday, I called my girlfriend to share the bad news with her 😢

Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fired, she hanged up the call, so I thought may be her phone had gone off or something.

I passed through to her house when going home but Unfortunately she wasn't around.
I called her again and she said, "B I C comedian sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean it's over between you and me"

I was confused and I tried to ask her the reason but she hanged up on me again 📞

I was so heartbroken 💔 plus the pain of losing my job 😭😭

So I decided to board a motorbike instead of a taxi because of traffic jam since I wanted to reach home in time and sleep 🛌.

The boda guy dropped me near where I stay at around 11:00pm and I started walking to my house🚶

After 3-5 minutes, I looked back and I saw the same boda guy running towards me without his motorcycle.

I changed direction🚶 and he also followed.🏃‍♂️..🏃

This time I had no other option than to start running away because I was scared 🏃‍♂️

The more I increased my speed, the more the guy increased his speed 🏃

I said to myself while running, "Lord what's happening to me today; first it was my job, second it was my relationship 💔 and now someone is after my life 😭"

When I was tired, I stopped and said to the boda guy while tears were rolling down from my face, "Please don't kill me 😭😭"

The boda guy said with an angry face 😠, "You fool just give me back my helmet which is on your head" 😒🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

25/09/2022

✍️🤣🤣DIVORCE GONE WRONG🤣🤣✍️

A couple was filing for a divorce in court, they both wanted to share the kids equally but unfortunately they had 3 ch*ildren.👶👶👶

👩WIFE🗣️: your honour, I will go with two kids while he goes with one, I'm their mother and my children will not grow without the presence of their mum.😁😊

🧔Dennis🗣️: No your honor , I'm the one who's going away with two kids while she goes with one, I'm their father and I have to be present for my children.🤲😁

👨‍⚖️JUDGE🗣️: You both want to go away with two kids, what are we going to do now? 🤔

🧔Dennis and his wife👩 steps out of the boxes and started whispering to each other's ears.🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️🗣️👂

🕐Few minutes later, they smiles and says 🗣️"Your honor, we've come to a conclusion that you should give us a year to come again with this matter, we want to make another kid so will be able to share equally" ⚖️🤝

9months later and they were blessed with twins.🤰👶👶

Trouble continues!🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️

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