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Indoda kamngani wami yathi Asishaye 3 Sum 🙆‍♀️😰

Ungafundi uma umncane indaba inocansi oluyisimanga🔞🔞🔞

P1 Earlier last year umngan wam Zama ebesijwayelene kakhulu naye singamathe nolimi ayikho into esasingayi share mina naye ngisho ukudla nezimpahla sasiqgoka ezifanayo kodwa namhlanje siyizitha ngenxa ye 3 sum eyenziwa nguye , kwathi ngo june kuyi birthday yakhe wangicela kth ufuna si try something fun mina naye ne boyfriend yakhe of which 3 sum nam ngaqale ngathi ukunqaba cz ngangthukile kth ngzoyenza kanjan into yokulala noSipho ekbeni Ethandana nomngan kodwake wangincenga ngaze ngavuma, sayi enjoy ke party bahamba abantu late sasala sodwa manje lwaqala uvalo nam sengiminya gololo nakhu sesibathathu e roomin, umngan athi asgumule ayke agumule sipho nam ke ngigumule phela abasekho abantu sisele sodwa 🙆‍♀️ Ayke mngan ethi asiye shower sonke syogeza kuze kzoba lula ukukhonatha and all stuff laphoke angsenavalo sengthathe plug and nosipho ngdame ngimbuka ay uliphethe booo and selivukile impela. Siyeke eshower uzozwani phela okwenzeka🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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10/09/2024

UBUFEBE 🍑🍆💦

Bunzima ubufebe, bukuvuka ngisho ungumzalwane, phela mina ngakhuliswa ngenkonzo ekhaya futhi sasihlolwa siyizintombi zomhlanga ngakho ngangingayazi indoda kwaze kwaba nigshada nalobhuti owayephethe oseva ngenkathi nami ngisenguseva esontweni. Phela ngangisaphuma kusunday school ngaba useva sekuthi ukuqhubeka kwesikhathi lobhuti useyofundela ubufundisi uyabuya lapho useyangeshela usengethembisa umshado kwaba ngiba wumama mfundisi kanjalo ke.
Cha yena umyeni wam uyangidla ngalesithuphuluzana sompipi wakhe yikona ke ukuthi ngike ngihalele ukuzwa okuhlukile ikakhulukazi uma ngbuka izithombe zocansi nama’movie’ ocansi, phela kuma seminar omama siyakhuthazwa ukuba sizibuke lezithombe kanye nama’movie’ ocansi ukuze sizofunda ngezindlela zokugculisa abayeni bethu bangabulawa yindlala sikhona baze balingeke nanokuthi futhi kfanele ispade sisbize ngespade uma sesisekamereni nakuba kwaqala kwanzima ngsandushada kodwa sengajwayela sengike ngimcele nje umyeni wam ngithi awungbhebha baba hhay avele asuke ahlale ngocikicane wompipi yena uyangigculisa ngempela ngoba phela angkwazi okunye ngazi yena. Uyena owangthathela ubuntombi bami. pho lena yokuhalela okuhlukile angkwaz ngempela ukuyxoxa ngize ngithi ukuyithi halamuzi uma nginothembi umngan wami wakdala yena wavele wamitha sisaseva kwaba ukuliyeka kwakhe isonto kuymanje uneyngane ezi3 zinoyise abehlukene noko ngyaye ngixoxe ngbuye nganeno funa axoxele ontabakaykhonjwa basesontweni bese ngiba yindaba.

Sekuthi ke ngelinye ilanga ngi off umyeni wami esemhlanganweni wabefundisi epietermaritzburg, kufike lobhuti wasemalawi ovame ukusikhandela lemoto endala. Ufika nje kusekseni ubaba ubeshilo ehamba ukuthi angase afike azolungisa lemoti, phela yiyona engizijwayeza ngayo njengoba ngsanduthola ilaysense nje. “aw yebo mama” kbingelela lomfo emnyango yebo ishmael ninjani kphendula mina “syaphila ubaba utshelile minakhanda moto lapha” kuchaza yena ngesizulu eslimele. Yebo ushilo ungaqhubeka kusho mina ngiykhomba laphaya..

10/09/2024

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04/09/2024

Wandipha kamnandy umntu kaAcuse Wam

Ngalamini kuyabanda I'm just driving around town kungabo 8 ebusuku xa ndimisa e garage hayi Maan nantsi ichery yentwana ndibe ndimbethela ibell nyani andbone eze abe esithi akanatransport yo goduka ibf yakhe aybambi nefoun, ndithi kuye makakhwele, sath xa sphuma etwn ndicele umisa ndichame, kanty njeba ndichama undjongile xa ndingena emotweni ndihamba athi ndiyavimba, I was so shocked ndibuze intoni ath Wes sendiybonile atsho endbrasha amathanga yho andabatywa wandkhulula ibhanti n she sucked me while I was driving ndamisa ecaleni yho wayifaka yonke emlonyeni it was so wow ndandxakwe noba mandithini, ndamcenga ba makame then I sucked her b***s wathi esaphefumlela phezulu ndehla I muffed her ndalifaka lonke ulwimi she was screeming ingath seyphakathi..... I asked her ndithini she sed she want doggy watsho eguquka yho I fu**ed her like hel she was screeming "ah bby wow sheet take it, f**k me f**k me harder" then I just set down wakhwela ngok wakhe n damn she was like a snake she fu**ed me n mna I was sucking her b***s in the process, ndive ngaye sesith"aw bby I'm coming bby I'm coming "the she screemed so loud" aw sheet ur so gud bby, ur so damn good"

04/09/2024

Sanibona ngizoqhubeka ebusuku nendaba yethu" Emsebenzini "

03/09/2024

NGABHEJWA EMSEBENZINI

Igama lami ngu Sbongil Zulu ngisebenze as I security guard mina ngiyintokazi nje enhle esencane kuyikhona nje ukuthi ngithe ukuba istufuza kahle ngishaya nangezinqa namabele ngike ngibone nje even ngisho odokotela balana esibhedlela hlezi bengincoma abesilisa phela ngunogada la esibhedlela, abanye baze bazame ukungiheha ngezinto ezimnandi ngoba befuna ukulala nami kodwa ngiyanqaba ngoba ngiyazi bazifunela okuse phentini qha.

So namhlanje ngingena I night shift nomunye wonogada wonfanyana nje osemncane igama lakhe u Sandile and kusebusika manje amakhaza ayasho ebusuku 🥹sesisizwa nayindlu le encane esabekelwa yona ngasesangweni singena kuyona simbathe siphume ngoba Nakhu Si patrol….”eiii Sandile namhlanje kmele engabe ku patrol wena ubsuku bonke nje ungiyeke Ngilale uke ube i gentleman kakodwa nje empilweni yakho” avele angihleke h Sandile “ngathi wena sisteri unqabe ukungimbathisa ingubo yakho Lapho” phela mina mangiza lana ngiphatha h blanket omncanyana ukuze ngingeke ngidliwe amakhaza😌

Mangithi ngyabuka iskhathi sekushaye u 2 o’clock ezintatha sekmele ngiyo patrol and nalana emagcekeni as esibhedlela kuthulekile iziguli zilele and no nurse bazilalele bambalwa abahleli😌 “hau Sandile Cela ungishayela phela le round yoku patrol usale sewenza netiye ngale e kitchen” athule angibuke u Sandile “wena uzongenzelani or uzongiphani ngalokho” ngihleke kancane “ngizokumbathisa la kwingubo yami vele uyagodola”
“Aii uzongimbathisa ungifakise nezandla ephentini phela inkulu kabi lento ongicela yona futhi izandla zami zi freezile manje” Ngivele ngihleke ngithi okay sheshake ubuye…aii nangempela ahambe u Sandile kuphele 20 minutes phela sikhulu lesbhedlela ngithi ngyambona usebuya nezinkomishi ezimbili ze coffee☕️”mfana othumekayo wozongena la engubeni” siqede sihleke siphuze i coffee sixoxe nje into engatheni asuke ebe ethi “eii phela izandla zami zisa freezile sisteri”😳ngibone ukuthi ohhh usefuna ngimfakisa zona emathangeni “aibo zenza kahle phela”

03/09/2024

Umlalise phezukwe bhedi avule imilenze mmh gqi ngekuku edumbileyo epentini 🍑🍑🍑mmh 😋😋😋 umkhothe 👅👅👅 phezukwe penti mmh 💋💋💋 apho ava ukufudumala kolwimi phezukwe penti 🍑🍑mh apho girl seqala uphefumlela phezulu mmmh apho ikhozo liqala uthukuza 🍑🍑🍑 umsuse lo panty mmh

Umfake ulwimi 👅👅👅 Kula mbobo ibomvu umzamise ngolwimi kulo Kuku 🍑 inemilebe etyebileyo mmmh seqala ubamanzi 💦💦💦 kulapho ukhipha khona lo mthondo 🍆🍆🍆 unentloko enkulu umde umnyama uqatsele yimithambo 🍆🍆 mmmh uwuhlilihle straight nekhozo mmmh apho seyimanzi teee 💦🍑💦🍑💦 uthi uwufaka ngentloko Kula mbobo ibomvu 🍑🍑🍑 ave ukutshisa komthondo 🍆💦💦 uwufake wonke 🍆🍑 ufeje slowly apho achama khona ugirl uve umqabule 💋💋💋 ngoku achamayo 🍆💦🍑 tsa 💦 tsipi 💦 tsipi 💦 🍆 mmmh uzidedele nawe ndoda tsa 💦🍆💦💦 tsa 💦

Umosule bby wakho umjonge mehlweni umxelele ukuba uyamthanda ogqiba alale esfubeni niphumle

Uzobona uthando lukwenye level 🤞🤞🤞🤞

03/09/2024

zimnandi intsula zomt omdala mazincanywe
Izolo emvakokba ndisuke enkonzweni yamahlamvu ndiye ndayobona umazala wam pha kwakhe kuba ebecele ndiyomlungiselela umbane wakhe klento yomka kombane ubuye sowonakalisa. Ndifike wandibonisa nje ibhokisi uba iphi ndacima I-plugs ndakwela phezu kwendize ngayo while yena esazingqengqele ekamereni. Ndithe xa ndigqiba wazimisela amanzi wahlambha seyesithi mandiqhotse inyama ndenze nesonka yho andalibazisa cz hay yho mna ndiyazithandela kakhle apha ekutyeni andiziqhathi. Ndifrayoishe ngalamatshambha wam sendinukisa izipaysi indlu yonke ekhala encoma umazala kwela cala ndade ndagqiba ubetha ibhodo waphuma seyenxibe ilokwe ekamereni wazohlala ndamphakela satya sesincokola sikhululekile encoma engayeki indlela emnandi ngayo inyama yam. Ndive ngaye seyesithi "yazba intombhi yam iyakwazi na uba unje embhizeni mkhwenyana? ndaphendula ngetshambha "yho hay xa sekupheke mna kulambha mtwana kulambhe nja ude ubone nekati ayipheli endlini impuku izijonga nje ayisazileqi yonqena umosha isusu sayo ibe isezotya kamnandi" sahleka seyemane esithi "wo hay ke wena ndikwazi ke ngobuqhula nyana uyophuma sendinamahlaba yintsini kelendlu" s**a kwathi cwaka umzuzwana ndava ngaye seyesithi "ingathi kanti umhle nje embhizeni mfo wam ngapha ekamereni wenza inxafalala" ndaqala ndaphatwa zintloni ndaphendula nje ngelithi "hay noko angandingqinela uAsange ndihambha phambhili ke kwello cala de ndogqithe nekhitshi ello" wancuma wandijonga seyesithi "uyibeka kanje nyana" ndanqwala nje s**a waphakamisa umlenze wawubeka phezu kwetafile kwanyuka ilokwe lavela ithanga lakhe elimhlophe seyebuza "awubaweli kundivisa cz andinokholwa into endingenabungqina bayo Qhubi" seyebhentsa ilokwe inyuka yonke kwavela ibhentse yakhe enemilebe emide ebhityileyo ikhozo lijinga selilukuluku ndawuva ubatywa kakhulu umthondo wam sowufutha phants kwe bhrukwe ndaphakama ndaya kuye sendimphosa ilwimi sancamisana endikhulula ibhrukwe while ndimunca intamo nendlebe zakhe seyeheyiheyiza esiva

28/08/2024

December ingathi uzofika ndine khriminal rekhod, nina niyabaqhela abantu

28/08/2024

Bethuna anisa thethisani ne chomi zenu why?

28/08/2024

sekushiyeke iimiphefumlo ey3 "phef, phef,phef" ndiykhabe .

28/08/2024

Wake Wafika Kukhona Omunye Endlini?😳

24/08/2024

Nezenu imphahla zinobubele xa uvula wardrobe ziza zonke zikuthi hug🤗

02/07/2024

Omunye umfana wake wangincisha ukudla endlini yakhe ubusuku boonke😭😭!! Lapho wangisendeza ubusuku bonke, mangike nje nganyakaza athi “tweza imlenze mama” ngayitwezaimlenze ngaze ngaqhaqhazela😭😭, ngisho esezwa ukuthi isisu sami siyakhala avele athi “kumele uchathe isisu sakho siyakhala bo“😭😭, mzuzu lowo ngiya shaker yena uloku ethi “ey mina ngiyamudla umuntu!! Ngimudla aze aqhaqhazele” lapho mina ngiqhaqhazeliswa indlala😭😭. Endleleni ngangigongobele kushayana amadolo, ngangihamba ngi bhalansa ngo donga ngaze ngayongena eMgodini😩😭, bangibuza oDriver ukuthi kwenzenjani😳 ngaphendula ngezwi elinokufa ngathi “kudla.. shona!”😭😭, okunye angisakukhumbuli kahle but ngaphaphama ngifunzwa uRank Manager ukudla, ngizungezwe oDriver😭😭 beloku bethi “ilambile le ngane MaPholoba”😭😭

02/07/2024

Kazi Umuntu Uyogcina
Eshade💍Nobaba
Wengane Kabani
Kulesphithiphithi Esinje
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01/07/2024

Awubazi ubuhlungu uma ungakaze ubhejelwe intombi yakho😭😭😭

21/06/2024

"Ngicela sikhulume KuWhatsApp"

Kanti siyacula yini Lana KuFacebook🤔

21/06/2024

🤶: Makoti, ingane
Yomntanami ayifani naye.😐

👩: Mama, mna ngiyazala angifothokhophi.🙄

16/06/2024

-ube pregnant abantu bothuke 🤰ngath bebengayaz ukuthi umntu'wakho unepipi

15/06/2024

Eyakho yonke🙄🍑
Naweke usuyokhuthuza kokwasala ko driver🤟🤞

15/06/2024

Guys yini ukuminya nge English😭 nangu umlungu eminya isavanna Yami😭

15/06/2024

Basotho ba Moshoeshoe

MaZulu a Shaka

Maxhosa amang??😭😭

15/06/2024

Ubani umntu othi mukhulume naye uzwe usuku lwakho luRyt kakhulu ?♥️

11/06/2024

Iyakhathaza iGqe yesdudla 😭😭

11/06/2024

Umfetshe🍑30 Minutes Yonke Angatsho Ba Ingaphadle Mxm Izidudla Zizinja Kodwa😭

08/06/2024

samkelo shezi ndifuna ukuza

08/06/2024

08/06/2024

Good morning 🌞 guyz

05/06/2024

🔌Dear ladles ✌️